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Kootie pie become into the emperor of America when Bowser sunk the White House into the depths of the Mushroom Sea. Her simple commands were as following:
 
Kootie pie become into the emperor of America when Bowser sunk the White House into the depths of the Mushroom Sea. Her simple commands were as following:
  
*Every kid in America must be a rock.
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*Every kid in [[America]] must be a rock.
*Every kid in America must invite her on a date.
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*Every kid in [[America]] must invite her on a date.
*Every kid in America will give her lot of toys.
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*Every kid in [[America]] will give her lot of toys.
 
*[[No|L. Ron Hubbard's mummified cock will be mounted on my bedroom wall.]]
 
*[[No|L. Ron Hubbard's mummified cock will be mounted on my bedroom wall.]]
 
*And all the gold in Fort <s>K[[no]]x</s> Lox will be used as jewerly for Kootie Pie.
 
*And all the gold in Fort <s>K[[no]]x</s> Lox will be used as jewerly for Kootie Pie.

Revision as of 18:55, 3 July 2009

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Wendy O. Koopa

Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa is a needy child and living abortion. She is spoiled rotton by her father, King Koopa, and demands impossible things from him. She is currently one of the most powerful people in the world, second only to the likes of Goronu, Mr. Krabs, and Tom Nook.

Her Empire in North America

Kootie pie become into the emperor of America when Bowser sunk the White House into the depths of the Mushroom Sea. Her simple commands were as following:

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  • Wendy's pennies are known not only to pinch back, but, on occasion, to commit adultery.
  • She has more money than her father does.
  • Her empire in North America has been weathering the economic crisis quite well.
  • She was the original owner of I.M. Meen's secret book of nasty magic.
  • In 1998, she came incredibly close to beating Tom Nook's risky business gamble that eventually won him 74% of the world's economy.