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Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
 
Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
 
*Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
 
*Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
*[[PINGAS|Pingas]], also spelled Penish or Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
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*[[PINGAS|Pingas]], also spelled Penish or Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik.)
*Piness (invented accidentally by Robotnik Claus)
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*Piness (invented accidentally by Robotnik Claus.)
*Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]])
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*Pingors (invented by [[Mario head|Mario Head]].)
*Peaness (invented accidentally by [[Orson Welles]])
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*Peaness (invented accidentally by [[Orson Welles]].)
 
*Penus
 
*Penus
*Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]]
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*Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]].)
*Peen  (invented by [[YTWatchdog]])
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*Peen  (invented by [[YTWatchdog]].)
*[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]])
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*[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]].)
*Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]])
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*Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]].)
*Big Red One (invented by [[Zippy]])[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|Demoman looking at PENISH]]
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*Big Red One (invented by [[Zippy]].)[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|Demoman looking at PENISH]]
*Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]])
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*Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]].)
*Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]])
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*Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]].)
*Donk (invented by [[Soulja Boy]])
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*Donk (invented by [[Soulja Boy]].)
*Dong (invented by [[Link]])
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*Dong (invented by [[Link]].)
*Twang/Wang (invented by [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]])
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*Twang/Wang (invented by [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]].)
*Thingess (invented by [[Mario head]])
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*Thingess (invented by [[Mario head|Mario Head]].)
*Snout (invented by [[Mario head]])
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*Snout (invented by [[Mario head|Mario Head]].)
*SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik)
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*SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik.)
*PEEENIS (invented by [[Solid Snake]])
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*PEEENIS (invented by [[Solid Snake]].)
*Mydangger (invented by [[Me]])
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*Mydangger (invented by [[Me]].)
*Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson)
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*Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson.)
 
*Tallywacker
 
*Tallywacker
 
*One-Eyed Monster
 
*One-Eyed Monster
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*Meat Cigar
 
*Meat Cigar
 
*Steak [[Dinner]] (invented by a late 1980's-early 1990's NBA referree.)
 
*Steak [[Dinner]] (invented by a late 1980's-early 1990's NBA referree.)
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*Boner (Why wasn't this here until now?)
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*SUPER BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (invented by [[Mario]].)
  
  
 
If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.
 
If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.

Revision as of 18:48, 10 April 2009

This article is about your dick. You can look here to help expand it.

A Penis
A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.

The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of entertainment. You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. Dr. Ivo Robotnik has a huge obsession with it.

Ways to say Penis

Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:

  • Dick (invented by Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by The Angry Video Game Nerd or The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
  • Pingas, also spelled Penish or Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik.)
  • Piness (invented accidentally by Robotnik Claus.)
  • Pingors (invented by Mario Head.)
  • Peaness (invented accidentally by Orson Welles.)
  • Penus
  • Penor (invented by Piconjo.)
  • Peen (invented by YTWatchdog.)
  • Dickie (invented by Eddy.)
  • Twanger (invented by Zippy.)
  • Big Red One (invented by Zippy.)
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    Demoman looking at PENISH
  • Johnson (invented by MightyKombat.)
  • Monudder (invented by ShadowWario.)
  • Donk (invented by Soulja Boy.)
  • Dong (invented by Link.)
  • Twang/Wang (invented by Tyrannosaurus Alan.)
  • Thingess (invented by Mario Head.)
  • Snout (invented by Mario Head.)
  • SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik.)
  • PEEENIS (invented by Solid Snake.)
  • Mydangger (invented by Me.)
  • Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson.)
  • Tallywacker
  • One-Eyed Monster
  • Purple Helmet Warrior
  • Meat Cigar
  • Steak Dinner (invented by a late 1980's-early 1990's NBA referree.)
  • Boner (Why wasn't this here until now?)
  • SUPER BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (invented by Mario.)


If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.