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Several objects in their Uction test are shown below (negative amount of Uctions equals positive amount of Anti-Uctions:
 
Several objects in their Uction test are shown below (negative amount of Uctions equals positive amount of Anti-Uctions:
  
*[[Kimera Luigi]]         -30 billion billion billion Uctions.
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*[[Kimera Luigi]]: -30 billion billion billion Uctions.
*[[Mama Luigi]]:         -9999 Uctions.
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*[[Mama Luigi]]:         -9999 Uctions.
*[[Darth Vader]]         -9000 Uctions.
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*[[Darth Vader]]:          -9000 Uctions.
*[[Seymour]]             -8500 Uctions.
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*[[Seymour]]:              -8500 Uctions.
*Kingdom Hearts           -3000 Uctions.
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*Kingdom Hearts:          -3000 Uctions.
*[[AIDS]]:               -500 Uctions.
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*[[AIDS]]:               -500 Uctions.
*Heartless:               -100 Uctions.
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*Heartless:               -100 Uctions.
*[[Dr Rabbit]]           -10 Uctions.
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*[[Dr Rabbit]]:            -10 Uctions.
*[[Retard Mario]]         -1 Uction.
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*[[Retard Mario]]:        -1 Uction.
*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions.
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*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions.
*[[Cum]]                   0 Uctions.
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*[[Cum]]:                  0 Uctions.
*[[Cheatsy]]:             0 Uctions.
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*[[Cheatsy]]:             0 Uctions.
*[[Edd]]:                 1 Uction.  
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*[[Edd]]:                 1 Uction.  
*[[Morshu]]:               5 Uctions.
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*[[Morshu]]:               5 Uctions.
*Bobby Jack               10 Uctions.
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*Bobby Jack:                10 Uctions.
*[[Boobs]]:               30 Uctions.
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*[[Boobs]]:               30 Uctions.
*[[Gay Luigi]]             50 Uctions.
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*[[Gay Luigi]]:            50 Uctions.
*One heart                 100 Uctions.
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*One heart:                100 Uctions.
*[[Link]]                 1500 Uctions.
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*[[Link]]:                  1500 Uctions.
*[[Steely Phil]]           5000 Uctions.
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*[[Steely Phil]]:          5000 Uctions.
*A [[Falcon Punch]]       9000 Uctions.
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*A [[Falcon Punch]]:        9000 Uctions.
*[[Brock Samson]]         11,500 Uctions.
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*[[Brock Samson]]:          11,500 Uctions.
*[[Yoshi]]                 [[Over 9000]] Uctions.
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*[[Yoshi]]:                [[Over 9000]] Uctions.
*CD-I:                     Infinite Amount of Uctions.
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*CD-I:                     Infinite Amount of Uctions.
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]] Infinite Amount of Uctions.
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*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
  
  

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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.

Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right).


Trivia

  • The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
  • Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
  • Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
  • When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
  • Only Mario, Fat Mario, & Mr. X own the power of Uctions.
  • Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
  • Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
  • Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for Yoshi's New Empire.

Chosen weilders of Uctions

Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

Uctions as energy unit

Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Is based on the amount of puppies will a male pregnant elephant give birth if exposed to a certain amount of Uctions, Anti-Uctions give birth to Bagels instead. Several objects in their Uction test are shown below (negative amount of Uctions equals positive amount of Anti-Uctions: