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*[[Darth Vader]]          -9000 Uctions.
 
*[[Darth Vader]]          -9000 Uctions.
 
*[[Seymour]]              -8500 Uctions.
 
*[[Seymour]]              -8500 Uctions.
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*Kingdom Hearts          -3000 Uctions.
 
*[[AIDS]]:                -500 Uctions.
 
*[[AIDS]]:                -500 Uctions.
 
*Heartless:              -100 Uctions.
 
*Heartless:              -100 Uctions.
*CD-I:                    Infinite Amount of Uctions.
 
 
*[[Dr Rabbit]]            -10 Uctions.
 
*[[Dr Rabbit]]            -10 Uctions.
 
*[[Retard Mario]]        -1 Uction.
 
*[[Retard Mario]]        -1 Uction.
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*One heart                100 Uctions.
 
*One heart                100 Uctions.
 
*[[Link]]                  1500 Uctions.
 
*[[Link]]                  1500 Uctions.
*Kingdom Hearts            -3000 Uctions.
 
 
*[[Steely Phil]]          5000 Uctions.
 
*[[Steely Phil]]          5000 Uctions.
 
*A [[Falcon Punch]]        9000 Uctions.
 
*A [[Falcon Punch]]        9000 Uctions.
 
*[[Brock Samson]]          11,500 Uctions.
 
*[[Brock Samson]]          11,500 Uctions.
 
*[[Yoshi]]                [[Over 9000]] Uctions.
 
*[[Yoshi]]                [[Over 9000]] Uctions.
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*CD-I:                    Infinite Amount of Uctions.
 
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]] Infinite Amount of Uctions.
 
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]] Infinite Amount of Uctions.
  

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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.

Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right).


Trivia

  • The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
  • Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
  • Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
  • When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
  • Only Mario, Fat Mario, & Mr. X own the power of Uctions.
  • Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
  • Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
  • Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for Yoshi's New Empire.

Chosen weilders of Uctions

Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

Uctions as energy unit

Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Is based on the amount of puppies will a male pregnant elephant give birth if exposed to a certain amount of Uctions, Anti-Uctions give birth to Bagels instead. Several objects in their Uction test are shown below (negative amount of Uctions equals positive amount of Anti-Uctions: