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Revision as of 20:24, 18 February 2008
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.
Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right).
Trivia
- The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
- Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
- Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
- When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
- Only Mario, Fat Mario, & Mr. X own the power of Uctions.
- Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
- Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
- Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for Yoshi's New Empire.
Chosen weilders of Uctions
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
Uctions as energy unit
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Is based on the amount of puppies will a male pregnant elephant give birth if exposed to a certain amount of Uctions, Anti-Uctions give birth to Bagels instead. Several objects in their Uction test are shown below (negative amount of Uctions equals positive amount of Anti-Uctions:
- Kimera Luigi -30 billion billion billion Uctions.
- Mama Luigi: -9999 Uctions.
- Darth Vader -9000 Uctions.
- Seymour -8500 Uctions.
- AIDS: -500 Uctions.
- Heartless: -100 Uctions.
- CD-I: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
- Dr Rabbit -10 Uctions.
- Retard Mario -1 Uction.
- Retard Luigi`s brain: 0 Uctions.
- Cum 0 Uctions.
- Edd: 1 Uction.
- Cheatsy: 0 Uctions.
- Morshu: 5 Uctions.
- Bobby Jack 10 Uctions.
- Boobs: 30 Uctions.
- Gay Luigi 50 Uctions.
- One heart 100 Uctions.
- Link 1500 Uctions.
- Kingdom Hearts -3000 Uctions.
- Steely Phil 5000 Uctions.
- A Falcon Punch 9000 Uctions.
- Brock Samson 11,500 Uctions.
- Yoshi Over 9000 Uctions.
- Insane Clown Posse 50 billion billion billion Uctions.
- Mario & Fat Mario Infinite Amount of Uctions.
