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<small> - Inspirational quote from Will's son Jaden</small>
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*He calls himself a "student of all religions".
 
*He calls himself a "student of all religions".
 
*In ''The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'', Will was short for "William", but his name in real life is Willard Smith. Strange, isn't it?
 
*In ''The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'', Will was short for "William", but his name in real life is Willard Smith. Strange, isn't it?
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*He used to be in a [[Insane Clown Posse|rap]] [[Twizitid|duo]] with his childhood friend [[DJ Jazzy Jeff]] entitled DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince. Obviously, [[you]] could tell which role he played there.
 
*He used to be in a [[Insane Clown Posse|rap]] [[Twizitid|duo]] with his childhood friend [[DJ Jazzy Jeff]] entitled DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince. Obviously, [[you]] could tell which role he played there.
 
*He is the only actor in history to have eight consecutive films gross over $100 million in the domestic box office, as well as being the only actor to have eight consecutive films open at #1 on the domestic box office as a lead actor.
 
*He is the only actor in history to have eight consecutive films gross over $100 million in the domestic box office, as well as being the only actor to have eight consecutive films open at #1 on the domestic box office as a lead actor.
*His son, Jaden Smith, learned <s>karate</s> kung fu from [[Jackie Chan]], while his daughter, Willow Smith, just whips her hair back and forth.
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*His son, Jaden Smith, learned <s>karate</s> kung fu from [[Jackie Chan]], while his daughter, Willow Smith, just whips her hair back and forth. His son is also nuts.
 
*Played a fish in the infamous movie ''Shark Tale''.
 
*Played a fish in the infamous movie ''Shark Tale''.
 
*Once became a male stripper with Carlton.
 
*Once became a male stripper with Carlton.
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Revision as of 12:56, 4 January 2014

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Name: Willard Christopher Smith, Jr.
Appears In: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Sex: Male
Age: 41
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Actor, rapper, male stripper.
Played By: Will Smith

Will Smith is an actor, rapper, and the main character of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. He was born and raised in West Philadelphia, which was on a playground where he spent most of his days chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, and also starred and produced a few movies.

How He Became The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Let's face it, you most likely came here for this, so yeah...


Now this is a story all about hell how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute and just sit right here

And tell you how I became the Prince in a town called Bel-Air.


In West Philadelphia, born and raised

On a playground where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool

And all, shootin' some b-ball outside of the school

Will Smith being a gangsta.

Where a couple of bad guys who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got into one little fight and my mom got scared

And said "You're movin' with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air."

(optional lyrics #1)

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket

I put my walkman and said "I might as well kick it!"

(continued optional lyrics #1)

First class, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne class

Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, this might be alright.

(optional lyrics #2)

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that

Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?

I don't think so, I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air.

(continued optional lyrics #2)

Well-uh, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here

I sprang with the quickness and lightning, disappeared.

(end optional lyrics)

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab was rare

But I thought "Nah, forget it." - "Yo homes, to Bel-Air!"


I. Pulled. Up to the house, about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!"

I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.


...And that's pretty much the gist of things here.













What, you're still here? ..Alright, fine; enjoy what's left here.

Movies Featuring Will Smith

Will Smith has been in a bunch of movies. Here is a selection.

Hit Songs By Will Smith

Hit Songs By DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

Hit Songs By Just Will Smith

  • Men In Black (Feat. Coko of SMV.)
  • Just Cruisin'
  • Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
  • Just The Two of Us
  • Miami
  • Wild Wild West (Feat. Dru Hill & Kool Moe Dee.)
  • Will 2K (Feat. K-Ci.)
  • Freakin' It
  • Black Suits Comin' (Nod Your Head) {Feat. Christina Videl.}
  • 1,000 Kisses (Feat. Jada Pinkett.)
  • Switch
  • Party Starter
  • ...And of course, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's Theme Song.

Quotes

  • "Carlton, you double nigger!"
  • "I've been looking all over for Razorbeast!"
  • "Nice to see you aren't wasting time chewing!"
  • "Paul Tsongas..."
  • "Welcome Leslie. Agree we got head from blacks."
  • "I an't down with all that old country club stuff; sittin around all night discussing mayonaise with four guys named Biff."
  • "Could it be that I'm more obsessed with breasts and thighs than Colonel Sanders ever was?"

Trivia

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real.

- Inspirational quote from Will's son Jaden

  • He calls himself a "student of all religions".
  • In The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Will was short for "William", but his name in real life is Willard Smith. Strange, isn't it?
  • He apparently was born on July 3, 1973 in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, yet he was on September 25, 1968. Wow, what a major fuck-up that was.
  • He likes to make fun of Carlton and Uncle Phil.
  • If a movie were to ever be made for Barack Obama, he'd want Will Smith to play him.
  • He was once in a huge supergroup that's similar to Band Aid. He and other people did a song called "Voices That Care," which was recorded during Operation Desert Storm.
  • One time, he dreamed about having a perfect life of his own and having three sons named Magic, Wilt, and Michael. Guess what these names stand for.
  • He used to be in a rap duo with his childhood friend DJ Jazzy Jeff entitled DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince. Obviously, you could tell which role he played there.
  • He is the only actor in history to have eight consecutive films gross over $100 million in the domestic box office, as well as being the only actor to have eight consecutive films open at #1 on the domestic box office as a lead actor.
  • His son, Jaden Smith, learned karate kung fu from Jackie Chan, while his daughter, Willow Smith, just whips her hair back and forth. His son is also nuts.
  • Played a fish in the infamous movie Shark Tale.
  • Once became a male stripper with Carlton.
  • Is naked for one frame in "Wild Wild West".

See Also