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Carlton Banks

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Carlton's doing a pretty good Morshu impression.

Name: Carlton Banks
Appears In: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Sex: Male
Age: 37
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Weirdo
Played By: Alfonso Ribeiro

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Carlton Banks is a genius who does stupid stuff sometimes. He nowadays works for a great business. However, during his late teenager years, he and his cousin Will Smith would go into all crazy types of mischief. Usually, it'd be Will Smith's fault.

Likes[edit]

  • His Family
  • Will Smith
  • Princeton University
  • Tom Jones
    • It's Not Unusual (To Be Loved By Anyone)
  • People doing his dance.
  • Donald Trump
Carlton once got rode on like a bitch by Doc Louis. The strangest thing is that Little Mac's chasing them.

Dislikes[edit]

  • The kids from the Trix commercials that won't give the rabbit his Trix for once.
  • Will Smith (Sometimes...)
  • Doing the Urkel.

Quotes[edit]

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Look at my face!

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Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.

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Why couldn't you just share the Trix with the rabbit?!

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I don't wanna die! I wanna go to college and poke fun at all the kids on financial aid!

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I will not be an accomplice to the murder of Mickey Mouse.

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Here comes Mr. Ducky! Doesn't he quack you up?

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...it's time for me to leave the nest, become independent, and have sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it.

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Everybody likes Vanilla Ice.

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Would you make me a sandwich?

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So, how about that asbestos?

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Is this a pajama party?!?!

Trivia[edit]

  • He went to Princeton University, but he originally wanted to go to Yale University, both of which are Ivy League schools.
  • He was born on August 4, 1974.
  • He appears in an episode of Big Time Rush called "Bel Air Rush"
  • The "Carlton Dance" which he performed many times during the show has recently become popular on the internet
{{#ev:youtube|zS1cLOIxsQ8|320}}Will ruins all the fun
  • Was once stolen by Doc Louis.
  • Also, he loves Star Trek and William Shatner.
  • He is a Republican.
  • Will thinks that he's "blacker" than Carlton is.
  • Once became a male stripper. Unfortunately for Carlton, his mommy was present.
  • He likes sandwiches.