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{{poopquote|King Bowser|Muah, ha, ha, ha, ha...}}
 
{{poopquote|King Bowser|Muah, ha, ha, ha, ha...}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|Nice of [[The Princess]] to invite us over for a [[sex|picnic]], Gay Luigi?}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Nice of [[The Princess]] to invite us over for a [[sex|picnic]], Gay Luigi?}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|[[Lotsa_spaghetti|I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!]]}}
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{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|[[Lotsa_spaghetti|I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!]]}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|Luigi, look!}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Luigi, look!}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|"Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. [[The Princess]] is now a permanant guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!"
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|"Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. [[The Princess]] is now a permanant guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!"
 
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{{poopquote|Mario|We gotta find [[The Princess]].}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|We gotta find [[The Princess]].}}
 
{{poopquote|Luigi|And [[YOU]] gotta help us!}}
 
{{poopquote|Luigi|And [[YOU]] gotta help us!}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|If you need instr[[uctions]], on how to get through the hotels, [[check out the enclosed instruction book]].}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|If you need instr[[uctions]], on how to get through the hotels, [[check out the enclosed instruction book]].}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|Looks kinda peaceful.}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Looks kinda peaceful.}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|Looks are decieving when Koopas are involved.}}
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{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|Looks are decieving when Koopas are involved.}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|Gee, its kinda dark.}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gee, its kinda dark.}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|You bring a light?}}
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{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|You bring a light?}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[NO]].}}
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{{poopquote|FatMario|[[NO]].}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|Well maybe a Koopa will lend us his, if we ''[[sex|persuade]]'' him.}}
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{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|Well maybe a Koopa will lend us his, if we ''[[sex|persuade]]'' him.}}
  
{{poopquote|Luigi|That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!}}
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{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|I hope we can [[DIE|get rid of them]], [[get the hint]]?}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|I hope we can [[DIE|get rid of them]], [[get the hint]]?}}
  
 
{{poopquote|Mario|Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check!}}
 
{{poopquote|Mario|Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check!}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|You know what they say. [[Toasters|All toasters toast toast]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|You know what they say. [[Toasters|All toasters toast toast]]!}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|Hey you! Get offa my cloud!}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Hey you! Get offa my cloud!}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|That oughta [[Cum|do]] it!}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|That oughta [[Cum|do]] it!}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|It's been one of those days...  [[Cum|Come]] on, Luigi!}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|It's been one of those days...  [[Cum|Come]] on, Luigi!}}
  
{{poopquote|Mario|Remember, wheres theres smoke..}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Remember, wheres theres smoke..}}
{{poopquote|Luigi|..theres [[Frollo|fire]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Gay Luigi|..theres [[Frollo|fire]]!}}
{{poopquote|Mario|[[Money|They]] pinch back!}}
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Money|They]] pinch back!}}
  
 
[[Image:BESTPLAYEREVER.jpg|thumb|You're the best player ever!]]
 
[[Image:BESTPLAYEREVER.jpg|thumb|You're the best player ever!]]

Revision as of 11:43, 11 July 2013

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Name: Hotel Mario
Country of Origin: USA
Type of Source: Video Game
Created By: Philips Media
Year Created: 1994

MediaNice.jpg This article is about a Media Source, which is remixed to create a YouTube Poop.

Hotel Mario is a game for the Phillips CD-i, and is well known for its infamous animations. While not the worst game of all time, it's still pretty bad.

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Back Cover
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Disc Itself

Description

One of the main sources of YouTube Poops because of its terribly-animated cutscenes. It features the adventure of Fat Mario and Gay Luigi and how they look for The Princess to make them lots of spaghetti and toast. They also teach lessons about pinching back.

Media Infomation

CD-i video game

Developed By

Phillips and Nintendo USA.

Country of Origin

USA (game including the animation) / Netherlands (Philips HQ)

Dates

1994

Characters

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

Usage

First Used in a Poop by

Tetsuo9999

Often Used by

Pretty much everyone at one point in their lifetimes. Well, almost everyone.


Sometimes Used by

Disliked by

Quotes

King Bowser King Bowser

Muah, ha, ha, ha, ha...

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Fat Mario

Nice of The Princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?

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I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

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Fat Mario

Luigi, look!

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Fat Mario

"Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanant guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!"

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Fat Mario

We gotta find The Princess.

Luigi Luigi

And YOU gotta help us!

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Fat Mario

If you need instructions, on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

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Fat Mario

Looks kinda peaceful.

40px Gay Luigi

Looks are decieving when Koopas are involved.

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Fat Mario

Gee, its kinda dark.

40px Gay Luigi

You bring a light?

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NO.

40px Gay Luigi

Well maybe a Koopa will lend us his, if we persuade him.

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That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!

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Fat Mario

I hope we can get rid of them, get the hint?

Mario Mario

Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check!

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Fat Mario

You know what they say. All toasters toast toast!

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Fat Mario

Hey you! Get offa my cloud!

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Fat Mario

That oughta do it!

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Fat Mario

It's been one of those days... Come on, Luigi!

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Fat Mario

Remember, wheres theres smoke..

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..theres fire!

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Fat Mario

They pinch back!

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You're the best player ever!

Further Information

  • Was confirmed by Screwattack to be THE WORST MARIO GAME EVAR MADE.
  • But some people believe Mario Is Missing is the worst. Even Weegee himself hates playing it (Though that could be due to the fact that he hates how the creators of this game portrayed him.). However, they explained that Mario Is Missing doesn't count because you were playing as Luigi.
  • Mario, Luigi, and Bowser were all voiced by Marc Graue, who was willing to do an interview for YouChew.
  • There are a few cutscenes that were produced but were not used in the finished game. They have since been put up on YouTube. Use them now!

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