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:''Oh my God, who touched Sasha!? All right... '''''WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?''''' ~[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | :''Oh my God, who touched Sasha!? All right... '''''WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?''''' ~[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | ||
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A '''gun''' ('''G'''uardian '''U'''nits of '''N'''ations) is a tool of [[war]]. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and [[love]] in the [[Heavy]]'s case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses and increase the likelihood of the zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie. | A '''gun''' ('''G'''uardian '''U'''nits of '''N'''ations) is a tool of [[war]]. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and [[love]] in the [[Heavy]]'s case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses and increase the likelihood of the zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie. | ||
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*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] | *[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] | ||
*[[James Bond]] | *[[James Bond]] | ||
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*Francisco Scaramanga (uses a golden one, to be exact.) | *Francisco Scaramanga (uses a golden one, to be exact.) | ||
*Actually, most Bond [[Evil|villains]], usually as a sidearm. | *Actually, most Bond [[Evil|villains]], usually as a sidearm. | ||
Revision as of 22:57, 22 July 2010
- Oh my God, who touched Sasha!? All right... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!? ~Heavy Weapons Guy
Ash Ketchum being the unlucky victim being faced at a barrel of a gun.
A gun (Guardian Units of Nations) is a tool of war. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and love in the Heavy's case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses and increase the likelihood of the zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people using guns!
Gun Users
- Heavy Weapons Guy (He loves his gun very much. He calls it "Sasha".)
- Sniper
- Medic (which is something that Heavy disapproves of.)
- Engineer
- The other Team Fortress 2 characters, wait who are they again?
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- James Bond
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- Francisco Scaramanga (uses a golden one, to be exact.)
- Actually, most Bond villains, usually as a sidearm.
- Revolver Ocelot
- Solid Snake
- Terry Bogard (Unfortunately, his gun doesn't exist.)
- Starscream
- Soundwave
- Master Chief
- Samus Aran
- Every playable FPS character ever.
- Pichu (He likes guns!!)
People Who Hate Guns
- Sonic the Hedgehog (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.)
- Hippies (Isn't it obvious?)
