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*[[Kirby]] (Only when he swallows up [[Captain Falcon]].)
 
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*Ma-Ti (When a member of "Comrade Planet and the Planeteers" and when he traved back in time to 1945.  See the video YTP: Comrade Planet)
  
 
== People Who Got Killed Over/By A Falcon Punch ==
 
== People Who Got Killed Over/By A Falcon Punch ==
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*[[Bugs Bunny]]
 
*[[Bugs Bunny]]
 
*[[Adolf Hitler]] (stunned, actually.  Escaped whilst shouting "Deutchland!")
 
*[[Adolf Hitler]] (stunned, actually.  Escaped whilst shouting "Deutchland!")
*That giant greedy motherfucker from the Disturbed "Land of Cunfusion" music video. (Actually transformed into alot of [[money]].)
 
 
*Everyone who's appeared in any of the Super Smash Bros. games (Including Captain Falcon Himself!) {Though that happens sometimes and not all the time}.
 
*Everyone who's appeared in any of the Super Smash Bros. games (Including Captain Falcon Himself!) {Though that happens sometimes and not all the time}.
  
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*[[Captain Falcon]] possesses the most powerful Falcon Punch in the universe.
 
*[[Captain Falcon]] possesses the most powerful Falcon Punch in the universe.
 
*The [[Engineer]] has also managed to contain the power of the Falcon Punch, using it as ammo in his guns.
 
*The [[Engineer]] has also managed to contain the power of the Falcon Punch, using it as ammo in his guns.
*[[Ganon]]'s human brother GanonDORK has his own variant of the Falcon Punch. However, it's much slower, purple and not Falcon.
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*[[Ganon|Ganondorf]] has his own variant of the Falcon Punch. However, it's much slower, purple and not Falcon.
 
*There is a drink named after this type of power. It releases its power once it's drinken.
 
*There is a drink named after this type of power. It releases its power once it's drinken.
*[[Ma-Ti]], the lame Planeteer with the power of Heart gains this power when the planeteers are lead by either Al Gore or Comrade Planet.  May also be activated by time travel to World War II. (See [[Goldberg1337]]'s work for more information)
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*Ma-Ti, the lame Planeteer with the power of Heart gains this power when the planeteers are lead by either Al Gore or Comrade Planet.  May also be activated by time travel to World War II. (See [[Goldberg1337]]'s work for more information)
 
 
==How A Falcon Punch Works==
 
Thanks to scientific reaserch, is has been confirmed that the likelyness of someone exploding from a Falcon punch is determined on win. If the win in a falcon punch is greater than the win in the target, the target will explode. Captain Falcon unityhad to use all the win in his body into the Falcon punch he used on Black Shadow to make sure he would explode. Since Sonic and Pokemon trainer fail at life, a regular Falcon punch is [[enough]] to make them explode. The other Super smash bros characters are able to survive a regular falcon punch since they don't fail at life.
 
 
 
 
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Revision as of 04:14, 6 August 2009

Falcon Punch's power is, when the elitist tourneyfags aren't around, obviously over 9000. It creates a burning bird which explodes brightly by contact, the victim combusts rapidly

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The fearsome power of the falcon punch

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People Who Can Use The Falcon Punch

People Who Got Killed Over/By A Falcon Punch

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MINI FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!

Trivia

  • Captain Falcon possesses the most powerful Falcon Punch in the universe.
  • The Engineer has also managed to contain the power of the Falcon Punch, using it as ammo in his guns.
  • Ganondorf has his own variant of the Falcon Punch. However, it's much slower, purple and not Falcon.
  • There is a drink named after this type of power. It releases its power once it's drinken.
  • Ma-Ti, the lame Planeteer with the power of Heart gains this power when the planeteers are lead by either Al Gore or Comrade Planet. May also be activated by time travel to World War II. (See Goldberg1337's work for more information)