Gay Luigi

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"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?" - Fat Mario.

Gay Luigi is one of the many alter-egos of the not-so known Luigi, that accompanies Fat Mario in the epic game Hotel Mario, to save the princess again, and stop Bowser from his evil schemes, again.

Personality

Gay Luigi is known to have some anxiety issues, but is usually relieved after eating lotsa spaghetti. He constantly argues with Mario about where things are, and at Mario's forgetfulness when it comes to illumination.

Hobbies & Careers

Outside of paling around with Mario, Gay Luigi's favorite activity and pastime is pole dancing on beanstalks that originate from kicked boxes. However, he has always held a deep hatred of said boxes, furiously kicking them until something comes out.

He is one of the three rulers of Youtube Poop, ruling with Mama Luigi and Stone Luigi. When he has spare time, he also works as a State Alchemist, known to friend and enemy alike as the notorious Lotsa-Spaghetti Alchemist.

He likes yaoi, but sticks up for other gays when they are called perverts.

Gossip

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Can you find the hidden message?

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Gay Luigi?

It has been rumored that Gay Luigi is Mario's stepstool, but such claims have been disproven by Jack Thompson's good twin brother, Mack Thompson. There have also been numerous reports that Gay Luigi is a closet schizophrenic who claims to hear "creepy laughs" at certain times.

It is also rumored that Gay Luigi was once a strong candidate for a sidekick character in Super Mario Galaxy, but was later rejected by Mario and replaced with Game Luigi. Upon this sudden unemployment, Gay Luigi boycotted the game (failing miserably), but because he irked the workers at Nintendo so much, they left him a hidden message on the cover of Super Mario Galaxy, which can be found by reading only the seven letters in the title that are marked by small stars.

It is rumored that Gay Luigi's real brother aint Fat Mario but in fact Garfield as both have a fetish for Lotsa Spaghetti while Fat Mario loves toast.

Legal Issues

In a certain cutscene, caught on tape by a nearby hotel's security camera, Gay Luigi was seen "persuading" a Koopa for a light, who later sued Gay Luigi for counts of molestation. However, the Koopa was later killed by Fat Mario's gigantic fan, and all charges pending for Gay Luigi were dropped.

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Gay luigi as seen in an unseen episode of Super mario Bros.

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Trivia

• When utterly pissed off, he transforms into God Luigi.
• Portrayed by "Rob" in Hotel Mario: The Movie
• Enjoys Gay Toast for breakfast.
• Has his own music video (directed by Pongpong13), as shown on the right.
• Is along with Sonic and Jessie the only ones denying the legendary Poop quote, Where there's smoke, they pinch back, while they think that, Where there's smoke, there's fire.
• Is rumored to be bisexual instead of gay.
• Gay Luigi owns the word You.
• His name comes from when Fat Mario acually was saying: Eh, Luigi, instead of: Gay Luigi. Due to it is mostly misheard by most (and sometimes sexual things), he got the name Gay Luigi. If all of this didn't happen, he could probarbly be named Thin Luigi.

Gayer Luigi?

• He tried to join The Village People, but they had enough fruit already.
• He is a certain Prime Minister's sexual obsession.

Memorable Quotes

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Gayest Luigi?

• "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!!"
• "OVA DERE!"
• "Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!"
• "...Dere's fi-ya!"
• "And YOU gotta HELP us!"
• "Ya' bring a light?"
• "Well maybe a koopa well lend us his..."
• "...if we persuade him!"
• "SHE'S NOT COMING DOWN!"
• "TH-TH-THAT'S that creepy Bowsuh's laugh!"
• (Gets kissed by Princess Peach) "AAAHHH!!"
• "Yeah, well, you're a fat bitch."(His response to Mario after Mario insulting him for being gay.)
• "I hope she made lotsa sweeeet nourishing kibble!"
• "Salami!"