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*[[Hinata]] (Unfortunately she [[Cum|defiled]] the book, which resulted in it putting a curse on her so she'd never ever be able to kiss [[Kenshiro]].) | *[[Hinata]] (Unfortunately she [[Cum|defiled]] the book, which resulted in it putting a curse on her so she'd never ever be able to kiss [[Kenshiro]].) | ||
Revision as of 15:39, 14 June 2009
The Enclosed Instruction Book is the third best-selling book in the universe, narrowly beating the Bible, and the Uction Book to the top 3. It is the only other thing Mario is obsessed with, besides uctions. The inclosed instruction booklet has also been mistaken as an enclosed penis, and is considered "The Book of Cum", and also can defeat Bowser, along with Ganon, Link and Mama Luigi. This holy book is only obtainble once, and after you get it, you recieve lots of spaghetti!
The only thing that can defeat God Luigi.
Readers of The Enclosed Instruction Book
- Gay Luigi
- Bowser
- The Princess
- Yoshi
- Dr. Robotnik
- Scratch (mostly for masturbating to the gay porn pictures.)
- Grounder (though he only looks at the pictures & masturbates to them.)
- Dr. Wily
- Jafar
- You
- Wizardheimer
- Seymour
- Hinata (Unfortunately she defiled the book, which resulted in it putting a curse on her so she'd never ever be able to kiss Kenshiro.)
- Kenshiro (He didn't find it very interesting though.)
- Soundwave (He denounced it as inferior, though.)
- Earthworm Jim
- You
- Oogtar (he drew pictures of naked men on page 14)
Rumors say that the enclosed instruction book consists of articles from this very wiki.
