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*[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]]) | *[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]]) | ||
*Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]]) | *Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]]) | ||
| − | *Big | + | *Big Red One (invented by [[Zippy]])[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|Demoman looking at PENISH]] |
*Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]]) | *Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]]) | ||
*Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]]) | *Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]]) | ||
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*Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson) | *Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson) | ||
*Tallywacker | *Tallywacker | ||
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| − | *Purple | + | *Purple Helmet Warrior |
| − | *Meat | + | *Meat Cigar |
| + | *Steak [[Dinner]] (invented by a late 1980's-early 1990's NBA referree.) | ||
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If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis. | If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis. | ||
Revision as of 19:36, 22 March 2009
This article is about your dick. You can look here to help expand it.
The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of entertainment. You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. Dr. Ivo Robotnik has a huge obsession with it.
Ways to say Penis
Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
- Dick (invented by Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by The Angry Video Game Nerd or The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
- Pingas, also spelled Penish or Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
- Piness (invented accidentally by Robotnik Claus)
- Pingors (invented by Mario head)
- Peaness (invented accidentally by Orson Welles)
- Penus
- Penor (invented by Piconjo
- Peen (invented by YTWatchdog)
- Dickie (invented by Eddy)
- Twanger (invented by Zippy)
- Big Red One (invented by Zippy)
- Johnson (invented by MightyKombat)
- Monudder (invented by ShadowWario)
- Donk (invented by Soulja Boy)
- Dong (invented by Link)
- Twang/Wang (invented by Tyrannosaurus Alan)
- Thingess (invented by Mario head)
- Snout (invented by Mario head)
- SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik)
- PEEENIS (invented by Solid Snake)
- Mydangger (invented by Me)
- Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson)
- Tallywacker
- One-Eyed Monster
- Purple Helmet Warrior
- Meat Cigar
- Steak Dinner (invented by a late 1980's-early 1990's NBA referree.)
If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.
