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|realname=Girom Christian N. Calica
 
|realname=Girom Christian N. Calica
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|sources=My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
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==In brief==
 
==In brief==
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GiromCalica is a guy that cannot think of a job to pick, so he chose video editing instead. He likes everything that isn't [[gay]] or [[emo]]. He gets sources unknown or such to his friends or youtube users.
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GiromCalica '''HAS RETURNED AND IS NOW WEIRDER AND FUNNIER THAN BEFORE AND IDOLIZES [[Imaperson|IMAPERSON]] AND CHRIDDOF'''
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
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GiromCalica joined Youtube at 2009. He was interested in making Youtube poops but because he only has Windows Movie Maker, they suck badly. But now he found videos on how to get premium softwares with [[no]] price (Sony Vegas Pro 8, Macromedia Flash Pro 8). Now that he got it at age 12, he already knew how to use it. He shares what he done to facebook and his friends are inquisitive about doing those kinds of videos. His friends are stupid to know how he did it. He also shares Youtube Poop phrases or sentences, like [[King Harkinian]]'s "My Boy" or [[Morshu]]'s "MMM Richer!". Due to the fact that he shares it to many public humans, even the teacher also got infected by his Youtube Poop world. He can make videos when he has ideas, and he creates them 1 - 7 hours or non stop. He has a little joke called *Insert verb here* TWICE but not yet have turned famous. He also has a large head about stuff from other worlds. He finally gets to make an awesome [[youtube poop]] when he is approximately at age 12.76. (That was when he was watching [[Imaperson]]'s poops)
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Discovered Youtube Poop somewhere in November - December [[OVER 9000|2009]]. After that, he shares the word of [[youtube poop]].
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===First poop seen===
 
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Best of youtube poop part 1
 
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===First poop made===
 
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''Youtube Poop 1'' (Sucks so badly I hate it)
 
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
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He was using video sources and mixing them to make it look epic. That is why he likes [[Imaperson]], due to his epicness.
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He currently makes <s>educational and understandable</s> weird and funny videos, as he idolizes Chriddof [[two|too]] much.
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
  
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*God of War
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*[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]] ('''FOREVER''')
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*[[Ed]], [[Edd]], n [[Eddy]]
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*Osama Bin Laden 9/11 Anniversary
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*[[Link]] and [[Zelda]] [[CD-i]]
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*Chriddof
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*Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
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*The Mask
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*[[Happy Tree Friends]]
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*Madness Combat
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*Army Men Sarge's Heroes
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*Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
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*[http://madnesscombat.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Madness Combat]
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*Philippine related stuff
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*[http://www.playwithbali.com/ Bali] (Promised to use it more often)
 
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*Roblox videos from [http://www.youtube.com/user/Shedletsky Shedletsky]
 
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*Osama bin Laden ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUiNiB2yVCQ His 911 anniversary tape])
 
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*[http://www.krinkels.net/index_audio.html Madness Combat Music] (O RLY?)
 
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*[[I.M. Meen]]
 
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*Philippine related stuff, just to make it look epic.
 
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*Arashi [[No]] Yoru Ni
 
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*Dragon's Lair 3D [[4|for]] PS2 intro
 
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
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===Preferred Images===
 
===Preferred Images===
  
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*Hubble [[toast]]
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*Octavia
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*Mei
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*[http://images.wikia.com/madnesscombat/images/4/45/A7.png Sanford]
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*Osama Bin Laden
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*Monty Python's foot
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*[[King Harkinian]]'s Head
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*The Ghost from Darkness Episode 3
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*[[Imaperson|Umbrella]]
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*Bill Quack
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*[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/vonschlippe/cityscape Cityscape by Vonschlippe]
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*The Scary Maze ghost
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*[http://blog.airasia.com/media/users/ruel1210/facade.jpg Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA)]
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*RARIQUEST
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*[[Sinutab Skull of Death]]
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*'''Other stuff I dunno lol'''
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*[http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/mk6.jpg Nuclear Bomb]
 
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*[[List of Pokemon|Certain Pokemon]]
 
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*Other pictures.
 
  
 
===Preferred Software===
 
===Preferred Software===
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===Likes===
 
===Likes===
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*[[Toast]]
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*[[Bagel]]
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*My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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*[[Giygas]]
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*His anus
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*[[AIDS]]
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*[[Bob|Bill Quack]]
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*[[Dinner]]
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*Hillsong
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*[[Pokemon]]
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*His [[British]] classmate
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*[[Happy Tree Friends]] ([[Heavy Weapons Guy|SO MUCH BLOOD!!]])
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*[[Spiderman|EVERYTHING]]
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*[[Shit]]
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*[[Spaghetti|Pasta]]
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*Grand theft auto
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*[[KFC]] (As long as Scootaloo is inside of it)
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*His Subscribers
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*Ponies
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*[[Jesus Christ]]
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*The word "Penis"
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*[[God]]
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*A rock (WHICH IS HIS DESTINY)
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*Mei (He killed Zeus with a [[toast]]er)
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*Ninja Assassin
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*[[Ed]], [[Edd]], n [[Eddy]]
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*[[Roblox]]
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*[[McDonalds]]
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*Everyone and Everything (Except those in the Dislikes section)
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*[[M. Bison]]
 
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*[[Touhou Project|Flandre Scarlet]]
 
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*[[Dinner]]
 
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*[[Jesus Christ|Christianity]]
 
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*His [[Touhou Project|own]] computer
 
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*[[Cum]]
 
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*[[GLaDOS]]
 
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*Anything that isn't [[Spaghetti|raw pasta]]
 
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*Cheese (Not the [[Shit|shiet]] and toaster flavor)
 
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*Cute things (Example: [[Pussy|Cats]])
 
  
 
===Fears===
 
===Fears===
 
*Cockroaches
 
*Cockroaches
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*[[Death]]
 
 
*Dengue-carrying mosquitoes
 
*Dengue-carrying mosquitoes
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*The Apocalypse
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*The ghost from this game called "Darkness Episode [[3]]" (Now used in his videos to make fear turn into funny)
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*[[Satan|THE DEVIL]]
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*[[Nothing]].
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
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*[[I.M. Meen]] (He [[Fuck|raped]] almost everything and everyone, including Mei, [[Happy Tree Friends|Shifty]], a chair, [[you]], [[Bridget]], [[Steak]], himself, ALL OF THE GODS OF OLYMPUS, Bali {Wait a minute, BALI RAPED MEEN INSTEAD!!}, Carl Johnson, the recycle bin, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Element_117 Element 117], and many others.)
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*[[The Magic School Bus]] (Because [[TheChutley]] scolded him, saying "[[Sex|Fuck]] that [[shit]]ty bus I hope carlos [[Captain Falcon|punches]] Ms. Frizzle in the [[Your Face|face]]")
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*[[Twilight]]
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*pwn3d99
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*Trolls
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*[[Hitler]]
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*Justin Bieber
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*Basket[[Balls|ball]]
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*Being called "cute"
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*[[Lucky Star]] (Due to loss of inspiration of making a [[youtube poop]], thou he has a lot of sources about it)
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*People saying "I love you and I want to marry you" to him
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*[[Satan]] (As evil as [[Ganon]])
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*Life
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*[[Porn]] ([[Boobs|Nipples]] and [[Penis|vagina]] exposed do not make his penis go up)
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*[[Die|Death]]
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*solidfreak123
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*All Disney antagonists
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*His [[Touhou Project|own]] Computer (When it lags, stops responding, or crashes)
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*Anything that has Barbie on it
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*[[Emo]] people (Except for [[Emo Luigi]])
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*Dora the Explorer
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*[[Gay]] people (Except [[Gay Luigi]])
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*Mr. Thatcher's Anus
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*All Disney Villains (Except [[4|for]] [[Claude Frollo]] and Atticus T[[Chewfag Girls|horn]])
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*[[Hentai|Porn]]
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*Scatman and Let the Bodies Hit the Floor music (It was most often used by Pivot animators)
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*[[Satan]]
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*[[Touhou Project|Flandre Scarlet]] (When she breaks his toaster with a Soccer [[Balls|Ball]])
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*Songs with lyrics on it
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*The [[Shredder]]
 
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*[[Masturbating]] at an early age
 
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*<s>[[You|Your]] [[Face]]</s>
 
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*Being Called "[[Gay]] [[God|Lord]]" and "[[Stuff|Machete]]"
 
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*Dogs
 
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*[[Dinner|Football]] Stoners.
 
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*Being the last [[1|one]].
 
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
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Undefined
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*[[Imaperson]]
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*Chriddof
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
 
*MegaUltraSuperThingy
 
*MegaUltraSuperThingy
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*Madness Combat Fans
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*HeavyWeaponsGuy1001
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*[[Happy Tree Friends]] Fans
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*SandwichAndCereal
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*Zombies
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*Genghis Khan
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*[[Jason Voorhees]]
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*SgtScrubnoob
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*[[Retards]] who don't know how to make videos
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*78 others
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*His real life friends
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*Killers
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==Achievements:==
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*Hentai Lovers
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*Cunningman45 subscribed to him
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*[[Penis|Dicks]]
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*SandwichAndCereal subscribed to him
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*Trolls
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*Made the longest Youtube Poop tennis battle against MegaWolfClub, as he (GiromCalica) currently made the 26th round
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*[[Big Cheese]] with [[Cheese]]
 
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*Himself (Wait, what?)
 
  
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
 
Undefined
 
Undefined
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===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
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* He is the one that has HALF of his whole comments with thumbs up (Due to the Justin Bieber jokes, saying stuff that were correct, and other stuff).
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*He is currently making an RHG character.
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*He uses Madness Combat as a Youtube Poop source.
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*He succeeded at breaking the [[Yes|natural laws of reality]] and now is the wearer of The Mask.
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*He wanted to have many video sources, like [[Imaperson]].
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*He has a humongous appe[[Boobs|tit]]e, as he can eat 15 slices of pizzas in one bite.
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*He got premium softwares without paying. [[Image:Submachine.JPG|thumb|This is the [[GLaDOS|portal]] in his loose [[Wizardheimer|tile]]. Must [[Beeswax|be]] because the house where he [[love|lives]] in was [[Vegeta|9000]] years old or was tested by scientists...]]
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*Because of ponies, he failed at [[No|the first grading of High School]]
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*He doesn't go outside that much so he stays making videos.
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*If he gets the camera he wants, he promised to make "CALICAQUEST".
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*He doesn't play games so much. Instead, he uses parts of a game and make a youtube poop out of it (Ex: God of War, Grand Theft Auto).
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*He is a neighbor to many
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*He was once a fan of [[Lucky Star]]. Ironically, he could not make a Youtube Poop out of it. He now BLAMS (meaning for hates) Lucky Star.
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*Despite his crazy and weird behavior, he can act like a [[rich]] [[Spy|Gentleman]].
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*He uses Hypercam2 when he cannot get the video source at Youtube or other websites.
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*He always bumps doors, signs, and whatever stuff with his head.
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*It is rumored that one of his cousins are [[gay]] (SO [[Sex|FUCKING]] GAY THAT HIS COUSIN WANTS TO HAVE A SEX TRANSPLANT).
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*He never felt pain, or he just ignores it.
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*Once invented the '''P.I.N.G.A.S.''' agency, but that idea was stolen by a <s>nice handsome person</s> fraud that said to him "Sir, [[I]] thank you for this idea, but I'm going to steal it [[Retard|for the name of my new website]] I promise I'll give [[you]] a shout out ok?"
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*Never used [[Happy Tree Friends]] as a video source ever again.
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*Was the one who heard Rick Astley's song "[[Chowder|Never]] [[Ganon|Gonna]] [[Pudding|Give]] [[You]] [[Penis|Up]]" music for [[Vegeta|OVER 9000]] minutes and STILL lived.
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*When he has nothing to do, he [[The Food Loving King|eats the entire fridge and all its contents]]
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*Was the one that collects video sources to be epic.
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*Idolizes Chriddof for his awesomeness and weirdness, as he used one of his videos for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF9FMJPpETM this]
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*Proves that [[4]] x [[1]] is equals to a [[Insane Clown Posse|clown]] with a [[Fire|flamethrower]].
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*He changes his [[youtube]] [http://www.youtube.com/user/GiromCalica?feature=mhee channel] background daily.
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*Was the neighbor of [[I.M. Meen (character)|book masturbating wizard]], Osama Bin Laden, Bali, and [[Fat Mario]]. Well, only in his mysterious [[GLaDOS|portal]] basement in one of his loose tile.
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*He earns one to three subscribers everyday.
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*'''FOREVER''' hates pwn3d99, a [[Sex|fucking]] [[Shit|crap]] [[bitch]].
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*His favorite quote is "Your [[Penis|Genitalia]] is the key to the paradise [[Pussy|at the correct slot between the woman's legs]], which will reward you with a [[no|gift]]."
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*Can eat a whole banana in just [[1|one]] bite.
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*He ejaculated while asleep once.
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*Killed a Stone using a [[Birds|bird]].
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*He discovered [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]] and became a brony at the day [[Terrorist|Osama Bin Laden]] died.
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*Likes Justin Bieber so much he hates him.
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*He taught kids on how to do [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku seppuku], making them remove their own intestines and killing them.
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*[[Die|Kills]] those that don't like his ideas.
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*He thinks everything is a survival. Even [[kiss|love]].
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*Can turn [[Magic Drugs|drugs]] into salt.
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*Thinks romantic love is [[nothing]] to him.
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*'''[[Yes|Was a rich person]]'''.
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*'''HE MADE [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufmOON1clGg THIS VIDEO] AS A MIXTURE OF MADNESS COMBAT AND MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.'''
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*Has never ever been in [[love]] with [[Female|women]]. Even [[Bridget]].
 
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*He is the MOST undefined human in Earth. [[2|Second]] to [[Q]].
 
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*Was given a [[promotion]] by [[Dr. Robotnik]] for giving gold that was dug from Antamok, Philippines.
 
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*Accidentally shot a [[Insane Clown Posse|serial killer]] with a P90 after giving cake.
 
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*It is rumored that he ([[ass|Acc]]identally) murdered the guy who was supposed to murder him.
 
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*He choked [[Arthur Read]] with a [[Penis|Dildo]] because he (Arthur) [[Bomb|bombed]] his house, but he (Arthur) pretended to be dead so GiromCalica would go away and throw his body in the [[Aladdin|desert]].
 
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*'''He is rumored to be a [[Mentally Unstable|Psycho]]'''.
 
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*He may someday make a video about himself.
 
  
 
===What he learned at school===
 
===What he learned at school===
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*[[Toast|Computer]]
 
*[[Toast|Computer]]
  
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==Editing Massacre?==
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==Words often used for funny stuff==
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He [[die|massacres]] some pages to make it like what he wanted, but most return to their original parts. After realizing the mess and destruction he made at the Chewiki, he now rarely does these. Because he found out that some of his edits criticize people... and himself. (WAIT, WHAT?)
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*[[Penis]] (He claimed it as an important word for poetry)
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*Pony
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*[[Dinner]]
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*[[Sus|Sos]]
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*ldfjgblsidfg
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*Ishngyalite
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*'''EVERYTHING'''
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*lolwut
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*WhatAStoryMark
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*ForeverAlone.jpg
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*InsertEggInto[[Ass|Anus]]
  
 
===Links===
 
===Links===

Latest revision as of 12:06, 17 November 2019

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
User.jpg  This article is about GiromCalica, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.


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Name: GiromCalica
Real Name: Girom Christian N. Calica
Sex: Male
Age: 13
Country: Philippines
Preferred Sources: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

In brief[edit]

GiromCalica HAS RETURNED AND IS NOW WEIRDER AND FUNNIER THAN BEFORE AND IDOLIZES IMAPERSON AND CHRIDDOF

History[edit]

Discovered Youtube Poop somewhere in November - December 2009. After that, he shares the word of youtube poop.

Style[edit]

He currently makes educational and understandable weird and funny videos, as he idolizes Chriddof too much.

Preferred Sources[edit]

Preferred Methods[edit]

Preferred Images[edit]

  • Octavia
  • Sanford
  • Monty Python's foot
  • The Ghost from Darkness Episode 3
  • Bill Quack
  • The Scary Maze ghost
  • RARIQUEST
  • Other stuff I dunno lol

Preferred Software[edit]

Sony Vegas Pro 8

Likes[edit]

  • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
  • His anus
  • Bill Quack
  • Hillsong
  • His British classmate
  • EVERYTHING
  • Pasta
  • KFC (As long as Scootaloo is inside of it)
  • Ponies
  • The word "Penis"
  • A rock (WHICH IS HIS DESTINY)
  • Ninja Assassin
  • Roblox
  • Everyone and Everything (Except those in the Dislikes section)

Fears[edit]

  • Cockroaches
  • Dengue-carrying mosquitoes
  • The Apocalypse
  • The ghost from this game called "Darkness Episode 3" (Now used in his videos to make fear turn into funny)
  • THE DEVIL
  • Nothing.

Dislikes[edit]

  • Twilight
  • Trolls
  • Justin Bieber
  • Being called "cute"
  • People saying "I love you and I want to marry you" to him
  • Life
  • Death
  • All Disney antagonists
  • Anything that has Barbie on it
  • Dora the Explorer
  • Mr. Thatcher's Anus
  • Porn
  • Satan
  • Songs with lyrics on it

Influences[edit]

Fans[edit]

  • MegaUltraSuperThingy
  • HeavyWeaponsGuy1001
  • SandwichAndCereal
  • Genghis Khan
  • SgtScrubnoob
  • 78 others

Achievements:[edit]

  • Cunningman45 subscribed to him
  • SandwichAndCereal subscribed to him
  • Made the longest Youtube Poop tennis battle against MegaWolfClub, as he (GiromCalica) currently made the 26th round

Other Information[edit]

Undefined

Trivia[edit]

What he learned at school[edit]

Words often used for funny stuff[edit]

  • Penis (He claimed it as an important word for poetry)
  • Pony
  • Dinner
  • Sos
  • ldfjgblsidfg
  • Ishngyalite
  • EVERYTHING
  • lolwut
  • WhatAStoryMark
  • ForeverAlone.jpg
  • InsertEggIntoAnus

Links[edit]

Youtube account

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