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|name=Shadow the Hedgehog
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|caption=Totally hardcore angst rebel punk bad[[ass]] mother[[fuck]]er
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|image=Shadow the angsthog.jpg
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|nationality=English
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|dob={{Birth|1937}}(Cryogenicly frozen for a while, physical age is around 50)
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|cast=David Humphrey, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Jason Anthony Griffith]], [[Don Patch|Kirk Thornton]], Koji Yusa}}
  
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[[image: 34 fanart sonic 05.jpg|250px|thumb|right|BOO!!!]]
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==WHO THE '''FUCK''' IS HE?!==
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== WHO THE [[Fuck|FUCK]] IS HE?!?!?!?!?! ==
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Shadow is a black and red hedgehog with a sketchy past, supposedly created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate life form, though there are rumors that [[SEGA]] created him from spliced [[Sonic]] DNA. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that '''DAMN''' fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles]], [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], or [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for [[porn]] on the web. He also loves swearing, which is hilarious coming from a black/red cartoon hedgehog with chest hair.
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Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "[[Maria|MARIAAAAAAAAA]]", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles]], retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], or [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for [[porn]] on the web. He also loves swearing, and even though swearing is bad enough, it's downright laughable when it comes from a black/red hedgehog with chest hair.
 
  
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== Reception ==
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==Reception==
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Shadow is the neutral character of the Sonic series. A lot of his [[retard|fantards]] are annoying as [[hell]]. They mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, the ones who say that they own him, and the ones who pair their [[your face|disgusting]] fan characters with him.
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[[Image:34 fanart sonic 05.jpg|250px|thumb|left|BOO!!!]]
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'''BOW YOUR HEADS LOW, ALL HAIL SHADOW!'''<br>
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~One half of the Sonic fandom.
  
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== Quotes ==
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'''KILL THAT BASTARD SHADOW.'''<br>
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[Genie|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... I will grant you one wish.]]}}
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~The other half.
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==Quotes==
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... [[Genie|I will grant you one wish.]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black [[Doom]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black [[Doom]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I'm Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Who are you, and how do you know my name?}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Disappear!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Disappear!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Stay here.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Stay here.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You have no control over me, Black [[Doom]]. [[I]] now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You have no control over me, Black [[Doom]]. [[I]] now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.}}
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[[File:Tumblr l6c3r5zKzR1qbpgxmo1 500.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Shadow once had a heartbreaking goodbye with Shrek.]]
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[[File:Shadow the fomo.jpg|thumb|right|If you fuck with him he'll send you straight to hell!]]
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn you! Ugh!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn, [[no]]t here!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn it!!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|With the power of these emeralds, I'm going to destroy this damn planet!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I'm Shadow the Hedgehog... and now... I am ''the most powerful hedgehog in the world!''}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye, Doctor.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye, Doctor.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Not you again!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Not you again!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Black [[Doom]]! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Black [[Doom]]! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn, [[no]]t here!}}
 
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damnit!!}}
 
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Chaos Spear!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Chaos Spear!!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!}}
 
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Leave them. It's better.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Leave them. It's better.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|We really do look alike. It's uncanny.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|We really do look alike. It's uncanny.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You traitor!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You traitor!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You're going straight to hell!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|''Faker''!? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|As you wish.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|As you wish.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS...BLAST!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS...BLAST!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Yes, but that alone is insufficient.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[Yes]], but that alone is insufficient.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|DON'T TOUCH [[penis|IT]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS CONTROL!!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS CONTROL!!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|This is who I am!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|This is who I am!}}
  
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[[image:SephShadow.JPG|thumb|right|SEPHIROTH!!!]]
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[[image:SephShadow.JPG|thumb|right|Die Hard with a hedgehog.]]
  
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== Likes ==
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==Likes==
 
*Firearms
 
*Firearms
 
*Katanas
 
*Katanas
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*[[Sonic The Hedgehog]]
 
*[[Sonic The Hedgehog]]
 
*Broken computers
 
*Broken computers
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*The tons of girls who think he's sexy
  
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==Death==
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==Trivia==
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Shadow has committed [[suicide]] many times, because he is emo. His final death [[Cum|came]] at the hands of [[Captain Falcon]], who used a [[Falcon Punch]] on him. His body, down to the molecular bonds, was completely destroyed by the falcon punch. He has yet to return from [[the Pit]], due to his refusal to leave, and the total disintegration of his body, which means that he hasn't a body to return to, anyway.
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*[[dreamcastboy99filmz]] is a fan of his.
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== Trivia ==
 
 
* His father is an evil alien leader.
 
* His father is an evil alien leader.
 
* He '''WILL NOT''' bring [[sex]]y back.
 
* He '''WILL NOT''' bring [[sex]]y back.
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* He has a severe case of paranoia.
 
* He has a severe case of paranoia.
 
* Despite rumors of his being [[gay]], as well as his fans saying he's straight due to [[Maria]], he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
 
* Despite rumors of his being [[gay]], as well as his fans saying he's straight due to [[Maria]], he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
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* Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is unknown.
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* Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because computers are magic.
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* THIS IS WHO I AM!
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* He got his own game, and it's a riot.
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* '''THIS IS WHO I AM!'''
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[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
 
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
 
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Latest revision as of 15:26, 2 November 2019

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Totally hardcore angst rebel punk badass motherfucker

Name: Shadow the Hedgehog
DOB: 1937 (age 86–87)(Cryogenicly frozen for a while, physical age is around 50)
Nationality: English
Played By: David Humphrey, Jason Anthony Griffith, Kirk Thornton, Koji Yusa

WHO THE FUCK IS HE?![edit]

Shadow is a black and red hedgehog with a sketchy past, supposedly created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate life form, though there are rumors that SEGA created him from spliced Sonic DNA. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, Knuckles, fangirls, or Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot Mudkips when someone browses for porn on the web. He also loves swearing, which is hilarious coming from a black/red cartoon hedgehog with chest hair.

Reception[edit]

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BOO!!!

BOW YOUR HEADS LOW, ALL HAIL SHADOW!
~One half of the Sonic fandom.

KILL THAT BASTARD SHADOW.
~The other half.

Quotes[edit]

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... I will grant you one wish.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I'm Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Who are you, and how do you know my name?

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Disappear!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Stay here.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.

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Shadow once had a heartbreaking goodbye with Shrek.
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If you fuck with him he'll send you straight to hell!
Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Damn you! Ugh!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Damn, not here!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Damn it!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

With the power of these emeralds, I'm going to destroy this damn planet!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I'm Shadow the Hedgehog... and now... I am the most powerful hedgehog in the world!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Goodbye, Doctor.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Not you again!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You scum! You're going down!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Chaos Spear!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Leave them. It's better.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Good if you don't.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

She did not belong to the past. She continued to look toward the future.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I hear you and it's whenever you want!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

We really do look alike. It's uncanny.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You traitor!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Faker!? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

As you wish.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

CHAOS...BLAST!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Yes, but that alone is insufficient.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

DON'T TOUCH IT!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

CHAOS CONTROL!!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

This is who I am!

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Die Hard with a hedgehog.

Likes[edit]

  • Firearms
  • Katanas
  • Motorbikes
  • Torturing Sonic
  • Saying DAMN!
  • Granting wishes
  • Maria

Dislikes[edit]

Trivia[edit]

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  • dreamcastboy99filmz is a fan of his.
  • His father is an evil alien leader.
  • He WILL NOT bring sexy back.
  • His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something Robothead could not do his whole life.
  • He keeps losing his iPod.
  • Likes kicking the white hedgehog in the head.
  • He has a severe case of paranoia.
  • Despite rumors of his being gay, as well as his fans saying he's straight due to Maria, he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
  • Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because computers are magic.
  • He got his own game, and it's a riot.
  • THIS IS WHO I AM!
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