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| − | [[Image:Promotion. | + | [[Image:Promotion.jpg|thumb|right|I'LL HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A PROMOTION!]] |
| − | {{VidCaption|jZH3SpBujwk|The common etiquette of giving a promotion.}} | + | {{VidCaption|jZH3SpBujwk|The common etiquette of giving oneself a promotion.}} |
| − | + | Why, Dr. Robotnik's plan to capture Tails and trick Sonic was so good, he'll have to give himself a '''PROMOTION!''' | |
| − | + | A promotion is moving from a low position to a higher one, in work or somewhere else. | |
| − | The opposite of a promotion is a demotion, which are commonly given to [[Coconuts]]. | + | In the real world, one's boss can hand out promotions. In [[Youtube Poop]] though, only [[Dr. Robotnik]] has this power, and has, so far, given out very few promotions. |
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| + | The opposite of a promotion is a demotion, which are commonly given to [[Coconuts]], or being [[Donald Trump|fired]]. | ||
[[Joseph Stalin]] knows all about the powers of promotions. | [[Joseph Stalin]] knows all about the powers of promotions. | ||
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*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | *[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | ||
*[[Scratch]] - Sucked [[Robotnik]]'s [[Pingas]]. | *[[Scratch]] - Sucked [[Robotnik]]'s [[Pingas]]. | ||
| − | *[[Hank Hill]] - | + | *[[Hank Hill]] - To a vice president. However, he was later demoted for saying that he loved [[Dr. Robotnik]]. |
*[[Joseph Stalin]] - Was the only one who got it by force. | *[[Joseph Stalin]] - Was the only one who got it by force. | ||
| + | *[[Coconuts]] (However, he is constantly demoted back to janitor.) | ||
| + | *[[Team Rocket]] (It took a whole decade to be promoted, though...) | ||
| + | *[[GiromCalica]] - Gave [[Robotnik]] [[Pingas]]-shaped gold from Antamok, Philippines, which took him [[I.M. Meen (character)|A HUNDRED YEARS]] to dig. | ||
| + | *[[Gay Luigi]] - Became a secretary. Was demoted after requesting [[gay]] [[sex]]. | ||
| + | *[[Squidward]] - Manager of the Krusty Krab 2. He gave his position to [[Spongebob]]. | ||
==How to Get a Promotion== | ==How to Get a Promotion== | ||
| − | *<s>Capturing [[Tails]]</s> - Will just get you demoted | + | *<s>Capturing [[Tails]]</s> - Will just get you demoted for not catching Sonic as well. |
| − | *<s>[[Spy]]ing on [[Professor Von Schlemmer]]</s> | + | *<s>[[Spy]]ing on [[Professor Von Schlemmer]]</s> Will just get you demoted for not stealing his invention. |
| + | *Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest, and it will materialize as a gold medal. | ||
*Sucking [[Robotnik]]'s [[pingas]] - Ooooohhhhh, that's [[good]]. | *Sucking [[Robotnik]]'s [[pingas]] - Ooooohhhhh, that's [[good]]. | ||
| + | *<s>Capturing [[Sonic]]</s> - Nobody has done that yet. | ||
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[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:23, 20 January 2015
Why, Dr. Robotnik's plan to capture Tails and trick Sonic was so good, he'll have to give himself a PROMOTION!
A promotion is moving from a low position to a higher one, in work or somewhere else.
In the real world, one's boss can hand out promotions. In Youtube Poop though, only Dr. Robotnik has this power, and has, so far, given out very few promotions.
The opposite of a promotion is a demotion, which are commonly given to Coconuts, or being fired.
Joseph Stalin knows all about the powers of promotions.
Characters Who Have Been Promoted[edit]
- Dr. Robotnik - He has received the most promotions of anybody, mainly because he gives himself promotions all the time.
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Scratch - Sucked Robotnik's Pingas.
- Hank Hill - To a vice president. However, he was later demoted for saying that he loved Dr. Robotnik.
- Joseph Stalin - Was the only one who got it by force.
- Coconuts (However, he is constantly demoted back to janitor.)
- Team Rocket (It took a whole decade to be promoted, though...)
- GiromCalica - Gave Robotnik Pingas-shaped gold from Antamok, Philippines, which took him A HUNDRED YEARS to dig.
- Gay Luigi - Became a secretary. Was demoted after requesting gay sex.
- Squidward - Manager of the Krusty Krab 2. He gave his position to Spongebob.
How to Get a Promotion[edit]
Capturing Tails- Will just get you demoted for not catching Sonic as well.Spying on Professor Von SchlemmerWill just get you demoted for not stealing his invention.- Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest, and it will materialize as a gold medal.
- Sucking Robotnik's pingas - Ooooohhhhh, that's good.
Capturing Sonic- Nobody has done that yet.
