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[[Image:JSMNJAFR_004_0001.jpg|thumb|Right|Jafar giving a perverted look at his own page]] | [[Image:JSMNJAFR_004_0001.jpg|thumb|Right|Jafar giving a perverted look at his own page]] | ||
==Basic info== | ==Basic info== | ||
| − | Jafar is a | + | Jafar is a villain who comes from Agrabah. |
| − | He | + | He makes weird faces all the time and likes to hurt animals, specially his pet parrot and lover Iago, by crushing a moving wall on them. |
He once became very powerful and wants [[Mama Luigi]] dead and wants [[TREE]] to be the punishment. | He once became very powerful and wants [[Mama Luigi]] dead and wants [[TREE]] to be the punishment. | ||
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He built his own personal planet by taking [[Volvic Revive]], [[The Great Mighty Poo|shit]], and [[Dr Rabbit]]´s ass mixing them with [[Anti-Uctions]] previouly digested by [[Kenshiro]]. | He built his own personal planet by taking [[Volvic Revive]], [[The Great Mighty Poo|shit]], and [[Dr Rabbit]]´s ass mixing them with [[Anti-Uctions]] previouly digested by [[Kenshiro]]. | ||
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He is also one of [[Gwonam]]´s brothers. | He is also one of [[Gwonam]]´s brothers. | ||
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*[[Iago]] | *[[Iago]] | ||
*Power | *Power | ||
| − | *Harming harmless animals | + | *Harming harmless animals. |
| − | *Making weird facial expressions | + | *Getting crushed by doors. |
| − | *[[Ganon]]´s | + | *Making weird facial expressions. |
| − | *Touching little kids | + | *[[Ganon]]´s Opera |
| − | *The | + | *Touching little kids inappropriately. |
| − | *Shoving | + | *Pulling down the [[Genie|Genie's]] pants. |
| − | *Changing | + | *The Cave of [[Uctions]] |
| − | *Challenging [[LULZ Sora]] at making retarded faces | + | *Shoving crackers up [[Iago]]´s [[ass]]. |
| − | *Demanding the Sultan to make Jasmine marry [[ | + | *Changing Forms |
| + | *Having pointy shoulders. | ||
| + | *Challenging [[LULZ Sora]] at making retarded faces. | ||
| + | *Demanding the Sultan to make Jasmine marry the [[Bagel]]. | ||
| + | *Morphing into a Granny and grabbing people. | ||
[[Image:Jafar1.PNG |thumb|Right|Jafar on a polluted Thursday afternoon]] | [[Image:Jafar1.PNG |thumb|Right|Jafar on a polluted Thursday afternoon]] | ||
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*The Police | *The Police | ||
*[[Mama Luigi]] | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
| − | * | + | *The Street Rats |
*[[Sora]] | *[[Sora]] | ||
| − | *[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] (For rating him so low on the list of best Disney | + | *[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] (For rating him so low on the list of best Disney villains.) |
*Nuclear explosions | *Nuclear explosions | ||
==Legal issues== | ==Legal issues== | ||
| − | As mentioned before, Jafar is a serial | + | As mentioned before, Jafar is a serial rapist, a pedophile and a terrorist who uses Boomaga 99 spells to make havoc. |
He once managed to molest [[Sora]] while he was whacking Heartless in Agrabah. Sora shoved his [[keeblayd]] up Jafar´s ass in the aftermath as revenge. | He once managed to molest [[Sora]] while he was whacking Heartless in Agrabah. Sora shoved his [[keeblayd]] up Jafar´s ass in the aftermath as revenge. | ||
A trial is still to be held and Jafar´s [[ass]] still hurts. | A trial is still to be held and Jafar´s [[ass]] still hurts. | ||
==Death== | ==Death== | ||
| − | A few days after Jafar finished his | + | A few days after Jafar finished his homemade planet, [[Sora]] together with his gang, The Street Rats, destroyed his planet with a nuclear laser which killed every life form on it, including Jafar. |
| − | It is rumored that he had eaten a green mushroom just before that so he will be | + | It is rumored that he had eaten a green mushroom just before that so he will be coming back from [[the Pit]]. |
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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*"GET THE POINT?" | *"GET THE POINT?" | ||
*"awww Iago" | *"awww Iago" | ||
| − | + | *"[[Die|DEATH]]..." | |
| − | *"[[Die|DEATH]]" | + | **"by beheading" |
*"UCHINS" | *"UCHINS" | ||
*"POLLY WANTS A CRACKER!" | *"POLLY WANTS A CRACKER!" | ||
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*"Whoever has the gold makes the rules, *wheeeeze*" | *"Whoever has the gold makes the rules, *wheeeeze*" | ||
* *maniacal cackling and laughter* | * *maniacal cackling and laughter* | ||
| − | *" | + | *"YOUR GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB YA!" |
| − | *"That was invigorating" | + | *"That was invigorating. [[Cum|Come]] Abis Mal, we have other lives to ruin." |
*"And you my queeen, shall be defeated by a bunch of filthy strippers" | *"And you my queeen, shall be defeated by a bunch of filthy strippers" | ||
*"The Princess ''will'' marry [[Chad Warden]]!" | *"The Princess ''will'' marry [[Chad Warden]]!" | ||
| + | *"Piiiiiiiiiiiiiinkyyyyyyy" | ||
| + | *"My thumb is number one on EVERY list!" | ||
| + | *"Indeed I will Princess!" | ||
| + | *"I BITCH you've got a bunny under your hat! | ||
| + | *"Come on CLAAHWN, let's see what you've GATT!" | ||
| + | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Disney]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Disney Villains]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Book Characters]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:16, 12 November 2019
This article is filed under Characters.
Basic info[edit]
Jafar is a villain who comes from Agrabah. He makes weird faces all the time and likes to hurt animals, specially his pet parrot and lover Iago, by crushing a moving wall on them. He once became very powerful and wants Mama Luigi dead and wants TREE to be the punishment. He built his own personal planet by taking Volvic Revive, shit, and Dr Rabbit´s ass mixing them with Anti-Uctions previouly digested by Kenshiro. He is also one of Gwonam´s brothers.
Cultural Heritage: Arabian
Likes[edit]
- Iago
- Power
- Harming harmless animals.
- Getting crushed by doors.
- Making weird facial expressions.
- Ganon´s Opera
- Touching little kids inappropriately.
- Pulling down the Genie's pants.
- The Cave of Uctions
- Shoving crackers up Iago´s ass.
- Changing Forms
- Having pointy shoulders.
- Challenging LULZ Sora at making retarded faces.
- Demanding the Sultan to make Jasmine marry the Bagel.
- Morphing into a Granny and grabbing people.
Dislikes[edit]
- The Police
- Mama Luigi
- The Street Rats
- Sora
- The Nostalgia Critic (For rating him so low on the list of best Disney villains.)
- Nuclear explosions
Legal issues[edit]
As mentioned before, Jafar is a serial rapist, a pedophile and a terrorist who uses Boomaga 99 spells to make havoc. He once managed to molest Sora while he was whacking Heartless in Agrabah. Sora shoved his keeblayd up Jafar´s ass in the aftermath as revenge. A trial is still to be held and Jafar´s ass still hurts.
Death[edit]
A few days after Jafar finished his homemade planet, Sora together with his gang, The Street Rats, destroyed his planet with a nuclear laser which killed every life form on it, including Jafar. It is rumored that he had eaten a green mushroom just before that so he will be coming back from the Pit.
Quotes[edit]
- "And the boy was a criminal"
- "Things are unraveling fast now boy"
- "GET THE POINT?"
- "awww Iago"
- "DEATH..."
- "by beheading"
- "UCHINS"
- "POLLY WANTS A CRACKER!"
- "Dumb animals"
- "Whoever has the gold makes the rules, *wheeeeze*"
- *maniacal cackling and laughter*
- "YOUR GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB YA!"
- "That was invigorating. Come Abis Mal, we have other lives to ruin."
- "And you my queeen, shall be defeated by a bunch of filthy strippers"
- "The Princess will marry Chad Warden!"
- "Piiiiiiiiiiiiiinkyyyyyyy"
- "My thumb is number one on EVERY list!"
- "Indeed I will Princess!"
- "I BITCH you've got a bunny under your hat!
- "Come on CLAAHWN, let's see what you've GATT!"
