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== The meaning of Time == | == The meaning of Time == | ||
Time is well known around the universe as well as other dimensions that we don't know of. It helps us keep track of almost every single thing we can think of. For example; [[Fat Mario]] needed a deadline on going back home and toast toast. If he didn't make the deadline then no [[Fuck]]s were given because that's not his job. It's something that came from [[God]] and is used by man, we have the time to do anything including writing this article | Time is well known around the universe as well as other dimensions that we don't know of. It helps us keep track of almost every single thing we can think of. For example; [[Fat Mario]] needed a deadline on going back home and toast toast. If he didn't make the deadline then no [[Fuck]]s were given because that's not his job. It's something that came from [[God]] and is used by man, we have the time to do anything including writing this article | ||
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*On the news, a African American Lady became a meme for saying: "Ain't nobody got '''time''' for that!" | *On the news, a African American Lady became a meme for saying: "Ain't nobody got '''time''' for that!" | ||
*[[The King]] has no '''time''' for mercy! | *[[The King]] has no '''time''' for mercy! | ||
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*[[You]] intend to enough fapping '''time''' than anybody else. | *[[You]] intend to enough fapping '''time''' than anybody else. | ||
*I think it's '''time''' for [[Me|me]] to stop right now and continue next time. | *I think it's '''time''' for [[Me|me]] to stop right now and continue next time. | ||
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*Hurry up! It's '''time''' for [[You|you]] to stop reading and go to sleep. | *Hurry up! It's '''time''' for [[You|you]] to stop reading and go to sleep. | ||
*You waste '''time''' when stopping for [[AKIRA|Godzilla]]. | *You waste '''time''' when stopping for [[AKIRA|Godzilla]]. | ||
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This article needs to be cleaned up. You can help by editing it to make it cleaner and pitching suggestions on the discussion page.The meaning of Time[edit]
Time is well known around the universe as well as other dimensions that we don't know of. It helps us keep track of almost every single thing we can think of. For example; Fat Mario needed a deadline on going back home and toast toast. If he didn't make the deadline then no Fucks were given because that's not his job. It's something that came from God and is used by man, we have the time to do anything including writing this article
What we can use Time for...[edit]
- Fat Mario takes his time to toast toast.
- Dr. Robotnik has enough time to expand (if ya know what I mean).
- Mario Head has time to sing a little song 4 you.
- On the news, a African American Lady became a meme for saying: "Ain't nobody got time for that!"
- The King has no time for mercy!
- You intend to enough fapping time than anybody else.
- I think it's time for me to stop right now and continue next time.
- Now it's time for me to continue this list!
- The King knows the time when the ship sails in the morning *bell rings*.
- Duke Onkled didn't have the time of his life when he scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule.
- Gannon has the time for you to die.
- The Pit is a never ending time paradox of pain.
- This boi had enough time to make this article.
- Metal Slug has slow time while Super Mario Bros. has fast time.
- Link has enough time to rescue Zelda.
- You have enough time for Rule34.
- Disney didn't take the time to make their movies.
- Hurry up! It's time for you to stop reading and go to sleep.
- You waste time when stopping for Godzilla.
- Who needs time when you have FUN!!! this person has no life
What happens if it doesn't exist?[edit]
A lot of poopers, people, family, friends, and philosophers wonder what happens when there is no time. Well everything in humanity is lost or this nightmare fuel will begin which is that video at your left.
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