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| − | Chocolate comprises a number of raw and processed foods produced from the seed of the tropical cacao tree's fruit, Cacao has been cultivated for at least three millennia in [[Mexico]], Central and South America, with its earliest documented use around 1100 BC. The majority of the Mesoamerican peoples made chocolate beverages, including the Aztecs and the Maya, who made it into a beverage known as xocolātl, a Nahuatl word meaning "bitter water". The seeds of the cacao fruit have an intense bitter taste, and must be fermented to develop the flavor. | + | '''Chocolate''' comprises a number of raw and processed foods produced from the seed of the tropical cacao tree's fruit, Cacao has been cultivated for at least three millennia in [[Mexico]], Central and South America, with its earliest documented use around 1100 BC. The majority of the Mesoamerican peoples made chocolate beverages, including the Aztecs and the Maya, who made it into a beverage known as xocolātl, a Nahuatl word meaning "bitter water". The seeds of the cacao fruit have an intense bitter taste, and must be fermented to develop the flavor. |
[[Image:Chocolate.gif|thumb|Chocolate: one of the many things that are [[delicious]].]] | [[Image:Chocolate.gif|thumb|Chocolate: one of the many things that are [[delicious]].]] | ||
[[Image:Milkchocolate.gif|thumb|Chocolate can have many things added to it, including milk.]] | [[Image:Milkchocolate.gif|thumb|Chocolate can have many things added to it, including milk.]] | ||
[[Image:Seasonal chocolates.jpg|thumb|Some chocolates have different tastes depending on the season, such as Valentines day, Christmas, etc.]] | [[Image:Seasonal chocolates.jpg|thumb|Some chocolates have different tastes depending on the season, such as Valentines day, Christmas, etc.]] | ||
[[Image:Chocolaterain.jpg|thumb|Some have attempted to create and summon [[Chocolate Rain|chocolate rain]]. Most tries came out as a success, [[no|but some have actually failed for whatever reason possible.]]]] | [[Image:Chocolaterain.jpg|thumb|Some have attempted to create and summon [[Chocolate Rain|chocolate rain]]. Most tries came out as a success, [[no|but some have actually failed for whatever reason possible.]]]] | ||
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==People Who Like Chocolate== | ==People Who Like Chocolate== | ||
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| − | *[[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy|Tom]] | + | * Doc Louis |
| − | *[[Patrick Star|Rick]] | + | * [[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy|Tom]] |
| − | *[[Tay Zonday]] | + | * [[Patrick Star|Rick]] |
| − | *[[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]] | + | * [[Tay Zonday]] |
| − | *[[Robotnik]] ( | + | * [[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]] |
| − | *[[Grounder]] | + | * [[Robotnik]] (specifically "chocolate-covered cock") |
| − | *[[Scratch]] | + | ** [[Grounder]] |
| − | *Chip | + | ** [[Scratch]] |
| − | *[[Mario]] | + | * Chip |
| − | *[[Luigi]] | + | * [[Mario]] |
| − | *[[Yoshi]] | + | * [[Luigi]] |
| − | *[[Conker]] | + | ** [[Gay Luigi]] |
| − | *[[Ludwig von Koopa]] | + | * [[Yoshi]] |
| − | * | + | * [[Conker]] |
| − | * | + | * [[Ludwig von Koopa]] |
| − | * | + | * Froggo |
| − | *[[Hayate the Combat Butler|Wataru Tachibana]] ( | + | * Chowder |
| − | + | * Anakaris (especially in [[pudding]] form) | |
| − | *[[German]]s ( | + | * [[Hayate the Combat Butler|Wataru Tachibana]] (especially chocolate milk, which he describes as "''goooood''") |
| − | * | + | * [[German]]s (some people proclaim that Germany's the home of chocolate, like how Germany's the home of [[Ganon|great]] [[BOOZE|Beer]]) |
| − | *Left 4 Dead 2's Coach (In fact, some say he's partial to helicopters made of chocolate | + | * Homer Simpson (he's even been to [[Germany|the Land of Chocolate]] multiple times) |
| − | *L | + | * Left 4 Dead 2's Coach (In fact, some say he's partial to helicopters made of chocolate) |
| − | *[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] ( | + | * L |
| − | *Mello | + | * [[Heavy Weapons Guy]] (only when he's not in the mood for [[sandvich]]es; yet he still calls it a 'sandvich' for some strange reason) |
| − | *Lucario ( | + | * Mello |
| + | * [[Lucario]] (despite being a dog) | ||
| + | * Super Buu | ||
==People Who Dislike Chocolate== | ==People Who Dislike Chocolate== | ||
| − | *[[Dog]]s (They can get sick and then [[die]] by eating chocolate.) | + | |
| − | *[[Dr. Rabbit|Dentists]] | + | * [[Dog]]s (They can get sick and then [[die]] by eating chocolate.) |
| − | * | + | * [[Dr. Rabbit|Dentists]] |
| − | * | + | * Richard Simmons |
| + | * Wreck-It Ralph | ||
| + | * The shriveled up spine grandma from ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' (though she likes chocolate when it allows you to live forever) | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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| − | *It also comes in | + | * It also comes in milk form. |
| − | *[[Willy Wonka]] gave out 5 golden tickets to his factory by hiding them in chocolate bars. | + | * [[Willy Wonka]] gave out 5 golden tickets to his factory by hiding them in chocolate bars. |
| − | * | + | * Doc Louis loves him some [[steak]]s his chocolate bars. [[No|Now that's a right combination, I'll tell you what!]] |
| − | *Some chocolate is flavoured with [[Cheese|Stilton cheese]]. | + | * Some chocolate is flavoured with [[Cheese|Stilton cheese]]. |
| − | *It's always a good gift to get on Valentine's Day, especially if you're both in your teenaged years. | + | * It's always a good gift to get on Valentine's Day, especially if you're both in your teenaged years. |
| − | *In the [[United States]], [[Pennsylvania|Hershey, PA]] is commonly known as "Chocolate Town, U.S.A." | + | * In the [[United States]], [[Pennsylvania|Hershey, PA]] is commonly known as "Chocolate Town, U.S.A." |
==Makers of Chocolate== | ==Makers of Chocolate== | ||
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| − | + | * [[Pennsylvania|Hershey]] | |
| + | * Nestle | ||
| + | * Godiva | ||
| + | * Gertrude | ||
| + | * [[Willy Wonka]] | ||
==Chocolate Bars== | ==Chocolate Bars== | ||
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[[Image:Scam.jpg|thumb|left|A chocolate bar made by [[Willy Wonka]].]] | [[Image:Scam.jpg|thumb|left|A chocolate bar made by [[Willy Wonka]].]] | ||
[[Image:Doc's Special Chocolate Bar.JPG|thumb|right|This is an example of a chocolate bar. It's also [[Doc Louis]]' favorite brand of chocolate bars (But they're all his favorites to be honest.).]] | [[Image:Doc's Special Chocolate Bar.JPG|thumb|right|This is an example of a chocolate bar. It's also [[Doc Louis]]' favorite brand of chocolate bars (But they're all his favorites to be honest.).]] | ||
| − | '''Chocolate Bars''' are basically [[chocolate]] melded and frozen to be made in a handy way with little to [[no]] melting problems. You could pump anything in them, so long as it's crunchy, chewy, and/or gooey. Despite there being a limited supply of chocolate bars in the [[ | + | |
| + | '''Chocolate Bars''' are basically [[chocolate]] melded and frozen to be made in a handy way with little to [[no]] melting problems. You could pump anything in them, so long as it's crunchy, chewy, and/or gooey. Despite there being a limited supply of chocolate bars in the [[YouTube Poop]] universe (mostly due to Doc Louis eating any and all types of chocolate bars that he sees), they are one of the most common foods that [[you]] can find in the real world. They can also be called candy bars. | ||
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Various types of chocolate bars include Hershey's, [[The Simpsons|Butterfingers]], Kit-Kat, Mars Bars, among others. They can also be made with nuts, caramel, and nougat, among other delicious ingredients. | Various types of chocolate bars include Hershey's, [[The Simpsons|Butterfingers]], Kit-Kat, Mars Bars, among others. They can also be made with nuts, caramel, and nougat, among other delicious ingredients. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Pudding]] | *[[Pudding]] | ||
*[[Chocolate Rain]] | *[[Chocolate Rain]] | ||
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| + | [[Image:Doclouis2.jpg|thumb|left|Doc Louis stares at all of the wonderful chocolate on this page.]] | ||
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
[[Category:Internet Memes]] | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 12:21, 16 February 2020
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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!
Chocolate comprises a number of raw and processed foods produced from the seed of the tropical cacao tree's fruit, Cacao has been cultivated for at least three millennia in Mexico, Central and South America, with its earliest documented use around 1100 BC. The majority of the Mesoamerican peoples made chocolate beverages, including the Aztecs and the Maya, who made it into a beverage known as xocolātl, a Nahuatl word meaning "bitter water". The seeds of the cacao fruit have an intense bitter taste, and must be fermented to develop the flavor.
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Chocolate: one of the many things that are delicious.
Some have attempted to create and summon chocolate rain. Most tries came out as a success, but some have actually failed for whatever reason possible.
People Who Like Chocolate[edit]
- Doc Louis
- Tom
- Rick
- Tay Zonday
- I.M. Meen
- Robotnik (specifically "chocolate-covered cock")
- Chip
- Mario
- Luigi
- Yoshi
- Conker
- Ludwig von Koopa
- Froggo
- Chowder
- Anakaris (especially in pudding form)
- Wataru Tachibana (especially chocolate milk, which he describes as "goooood")
- Germans (some people proclaim that Germany's the home of chocolate, like how Germany's the home of great Beer)
- Homer Simpson (he's even been to the Land of Chocolate multiple times)
- Left 4 Dead 2's Coach (In fact, some say he's partial to helicopters made of chocolate)
- L
- Heavy Weapons Guy (only when he's not in the mood for sandviches; yet he still calls it a 'sandvich' for some strange reason)
- Mello
- Lucario (despite being a dog)
- Super Buu
People Who Dislike Chocolate[edit]
- Dogs (They can get sick and then die by eating chocolate.)
- Dentists
- Richard Simmons
- Wreck-It Ralph
- The shriveled up spine grandma from SpongeBob SquarePants (though she likes chocolate when it allows you to live forever)
Trivia[edit]
- It also comes in milk form.
- Willy Wonka gave out 5 golden tickets to his factory by hiding them in chocolate bars.
- Doc Louis loves him some steaks his chocolate bars. Now that's a right combination, I'll tell you what!
- Some chocolate is flavoured with Stilton cheese.
- It's always a good gift to get on Valentine's Day, especially if you're both in your teenaged years.
- In the United States, Hershey, PA is commonly known as "Chocolate Town, U.S.A."
Makers of Chocolate[edit]
- Hershey
- Nestle
- Godiva
- Gertrude
- Willy Wonka
Chocolate Bars[edit]
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A chocolate bar made by Willy Wonka.
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This is an example of a chocolate bar. It's also Doc Louis' favorite brand of chocolate bars (But they're all his favorites to be honest.).
Chocolate Bars are basically chocolate melded and frozen to be made in a handy way with little to no melting problems. You could pump anything in them, so long as it's crunchy, chewy, and/or gooey. Despite there being a limited supply of chocolate bars in the YouTube Poop universe (mostly due to Doc Louis eating any and all types of chocolate bars that he sees), they are one of the most common foods that you can find in the real world. They can also be called candy bars.
Various types of chocolate bars include Hershey's, Butterfingers, Kit-Kat, Mars Bars, among others. They can also be made with nuts, caramel, and nougat, among other delicious ingredients.
See Also[edit]
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