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Emo Luigi is one of Luigi's many forms. This is what happens when Luigi discovers the effect he has had on YouTube Poop, or once he realises he is no longer funny.
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'''Facepalm Luigi''' is one of [[Luigi]]'s many forms (also known by [[SuperYoshi]] and [[TheDumbening]] as Facepalm Luigi). This is what happens when Luigi discovers the effect he has had on YouTube Poop, or once he realises he is no longer funny.
  
== Effect on Personal Life ==
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== Effect On Personal Life ==
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When Luigi is facepalming, it has drastic effects on the Super Mario Bros. plumbing business. One memorable day, in 1997, [[Mario]] and Luigi were called to fix a problem with the great toilet of [[Robotnik]]. When they arrived, they discovered that Robotnik's toilet had been clogged up with something nasty. As Mario attempted to use a plunger to fix it, Luigi watched closely. Then it happened. The plunger broke in half, and the bottom segment went down the drain. Luigi attempted to save it, but he was too late. He ran out of Robotnik's fortress in shame, and was found a few hours later next to a dustbin in Florida.
  
[[Image:LUIGI IS AN EMO.jpg|left|thumb|It's all his fault.]]
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Luigi spent the next few months thinking about the plunger, thinking that its loss was all his fault. On November 18th of that year, Luigi attempted to facepalm to a light bulb. Unfortunately for him, the light bulb exploded, and Luigi spent a few hours crying in the darkness. Eventually, Mario came in to fix the light bulb, whilst Luigi wrote a poem about how much he missed the old light bulb and cried himself to sleep that night.
  
When Luigi becomes emo, it has drastic effects on the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing business. One day, in 1997, [[Mario]] and Luigi were called to fix a problem with the great toilet of [[Robotnik]]. When they arrived, they discovered that Robotnik's toilet had been clogged up with something nasty. As Mario attempted to use a plunger to fix it, Luigi watched closely. Then it happened. The plunger broke in half, and the bottom segment went down the drain. Luigi attempted to save it, but he was too late. He ran out of Robotnik's Fortress, and was found a few hours later next to a dustbin in Florida.
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He now believes that he is to blame for every bad thing that has ever happened, including the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, World War II, [[AIDS]], the death of his parents, and Super Bowl XLIII.
  
Luigi spent the next few months thinking about the plunger, thinking that it's loss was all his fault. On Novermber 18th of that year, Luigi attempted to slit his wrist. Unfortunately for him, the lightbulb exploded, and Luigi spent a few hours crying in the darkness. Eventually, Mario came in to fix the light bulb, whilst Luigi wrote a poem about how much he missed the old lightbulb.
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[[Image:EmoLuigi3.jpg|right|thumb|[[Mario]] scolds Luigi for being so sad.]]
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{{VidCaption|ss8LDBNcsWc|Here's one of the things that made Luigi sad.}}
  
He now believes that he is to blame for everything that has ever happened, including the crucifixion of Jesus, and World War II.
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==In the Media==
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With so much fail, it was inevitable that Facepalm Luigi would someday create his own depressing music video before one of his facepalming attempts would actually work. His video, "Watch Me Bleed" (directed by [[Deepercutt]]), is shown on the right. Facepalm Luigi grew even more dissapointed after realizing the video's high popularity and success. However, he lost some of that dissapointment when he found out that one day, that video disappeared, much to the hatred of those who liked it.
  
== Suicide Attempts ==
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==Notable Things Which Turned Luigi Sad==
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*Astronaut [[Tails]]
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*Farms
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*[[Yoshi]]
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*[[Mama Luigi]]
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*[[YouTube Poop]]
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*Princess Peach
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*His own music videos.
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*The death of Peach, Mario, and Toad.
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*The Insane Clown Posse
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*[[Anti-Uctions]]
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*The Arizona Cardinals making it to both the playoffs and the Super Bowl.
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*The city of Flint, Michigan.
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*The [[Koopalings]]
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*The deaths of cer[[Billy Mays|tain]] [[Lou Albano|peo]][[Dennis Hopper|ple]].
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*[[Edd]] killing [[Fat Mario]].
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*A news person from [[Fox]] saying "[[KFC|Keep fucking that chicken.]]"
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*Vuvuzelas (Those annoying plastic horns which were used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.)
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*Discovering that [[Guilty Gear|Bridget]] is a boy.
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*[[Pickle Surprise]]
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*The Amazing Atheist being on [[Nostalgia Critic|thatguywiththeglasses.com]].
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*Brett Favre retiring and unretiring at the end each [[American Football|Football Season.]]
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*His voice actor's death.
  
Luigi has attempted to commit suicide on 12 occasions:
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==Quotes==
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*"*insert crying sounds here* IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!"
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*"WHERE'S THE LIGHT SWITCH" (Said shortly after suicide attempt No. 3.)
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*"I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!" (Said after he got Princess Peach pregnant with emo babies.)
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*"WE RESCUED THE SHIT!"
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*"YOSHI?!!!"
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*"IT'S ALL [[Link|LINK]]'S FAULT!"
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*"HEY LINK!"
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*"[[NO]]!"
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*"[[WRONG|But I am a baby!]]" (Said as a response to Mario saying to not act like such a baby.)
  
* March 1996 - Hanging. Failed due to lack of rope.
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* May 1996 - Hanging. Failed as he forgot to tie the rope to anything.
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[[Category:Dead]]
* August 1996 - Jumping off a building. Failed due to the fact he landed on his feet.
 
* December 1996 - Gas. Success, but he was later brought back to life by the magical Bumble Bee.
 
* March 1997 - Hanging. Failed due to lack of rope, again.
 
* November 1997 - Slitting Wrist. Failed due to power failure.
 
* December 1997 - Electricution. Failed due to power cut.
 
* Febuary 1997 - Jumping off a building. Failed as the building was actually a small garage.
 
* May 1997 - Slitting Wrist. Failed due to the fact condoms cant cut your wrist.
 
* May 1997 - Suffocation. Failed as the condom was too small.
 
* May 1997 - STD. Failed because he forgot to take the condom off.
 
* August 2002 - Drug Overdose. Success.
 
 
 
== Notable things which turned Luigi emo ==
 
 
 
* Astronaut Tails
 
* Farms
 
* Mama Luigi
 
* YouTube Poop
 
* MrSimonAlt
 
* Princess Peach's Boobs
 
 
 
== Quotes ==
 
 
 
*"IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!"
 
*"WHERE'S THE LIGHTSWITCH" (Said shortly after suicide attempt No. 6)
 

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It's all his fault!

Name: Facepalm Luigi
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male
Age: 57
Nationality: Italian
Occupation(s): Crying
Played By: Tony Rosato

Facepalm Luigi is one of Luigi's many forms (also known by SuperYoshi and TheDumbening as Facepalm Luigi). This is what happens when Luigi discovers the effect he has had on YouTube Poop, or once he realises he is no longer funny.

Effect On Personal Life[edit]

When Luigi is facepalming, it has drastic effects on the Super Mario Bros. plumbing business. One memorable day, in 1997, Mario and Luigi were called to fix a problem with the great toilet of Robotnik. When they arrived, they discovered that Robotnik's toilet had been clogged up with something nasty. As Mario attempted to use a plunger to fix it, Luigi watched closely. Then it happened. The plunger broke in half, and the bottom segment went down the drain. Luigi attempted to save it, but he was too late. He ran out of Robotnik's fortress in shame, and was found a few hours later next to a dustbin in Florida.

Luigi spent the next few months thinking about the plunger, thinking that its loss was all his fault. On November 18th of that year, Luigi attempted to facepalm to a light bulb. Unfortunately for him, the light bulb exploded, and Luigi spent a few hours crying in the darkness. Eventually, Mario came in to fix the light bulb, whilst Luigi wrote a poem about how much he missed the old light bulb and cried himself to sleep that night.

He now believes that he is to blame for every bad thing that has ever happened, including the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, World War II, AIDS, the death of his parents, and Super Bowl XLIII.

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Mario scolds Luigi for being so sad.
{{#ev:youtube|ss8LDBNcsWc|320}}Here's one of the things that made Luigi sad.

In the Media[edit]

With so much fail, it was inevitable that Facepalm Luigi would someday create his own depressing music video before one of his facepalming attempts would actually work. His video, "Watch Me Bleed" (directed by Deepercutt), is shown on the right. Facepalm Luigi grew even more dissapointed after realizing the video's high popularity and success. However, he lost some of that dissapointment when he found out that one day, that video disappeared, much to the hatred of those who liked it.

Notable Things Which Turned Luigi Sad[edit]

Quotes[edit]

  • "*insert crying sounds here* IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!"
  • "WHERE'S THE LIGHT SWITCH" (Said shortly after suicide attempt No. 3.)
  • "I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!" (Said after he got Princess Peach pregnant with emo babies.)
  • "WE RESCUED THE SHIT!"
  • "YOSHI?!!!"
  • "IT'S ALL LINK'S FAULT!"
  • "HEY LINK!"
  • "NO!"
  • "But I am a baby!" (Said as a response to Mario saying to not act like such a baby.)