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Real Mario
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(Redirected from Lou Albano)
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Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both Real Luigi and heaven. He is known throughout the universe for yelling at you to dance.
Quotes[edit]
- Do the Mario!
- Swing your arms from side to side!
- Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario!
- Take one step, and then again!
- Let's do the Mario, all together now!
- You got it!
- It's the Mario!
- Just like that!
- Martian Mario!
- Swing de arm out and out!
- Sex? Oh, yes!
- These are my kind of dance steps!
- Enter Super Mario!
- I shit for... Mortal Kombat!
- Hey Captain Mario!
- Minor fault oh, yeah!
- Suck it!!
- Dat is the Mario!
- Sackboy get intact, Super Mario!
- I split for... Oh, no! Gay men!
- Just for gays!
- This is gay
- We're really fast and really cheap cause we're the Mario Brothers!
- Luigi I'm Home!
- Holy Canoli, kids! I'm Mario, and I'm tellin' ya, if you're not watching the Super Mario Brothers Super show, you're gonna turn into a Goomba!
- Tune in to the wildest weekday fun in the Universe!
- We're gonna kick some koopa!
- Woo!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, fuck you Luigi!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you, Luigi!
- We gotta lay out some leafy weed!
- IT'S ELVIS!!!
- THE INQUIRER WAS RIGHT!
- Why does no one come by to see us anymore, Luigi?
- STAY TUNED FOR THESE EXCITING SCENES FROM THE NEXT LEGEND OF ZELDA!
- HEY MAGIC, WATCH THIS!
- Jesus I'm Home!!! (Said upon his arrival in Heaven.)
- Luigi you're home!!! (Said upon his brother's arrival in Heaven.)
- If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.
Trivia[edit]
- He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper.
- In fact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated."
- He's his own role model.
- He has the ability to turn kids who don't watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show into Goombas.
Death[edit]
Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, died in 2009, Real Mario is also dead by connection.