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Star Wars is an immensely popular sci-fi/action series created by George Lucas in 1977, and ruined '''forever''' in 1997. It now stands no chance of being good ever again, unless [[you]] erase your mind, then watch the original trilogy on VHS. Regardless, you will wonder why you have a strange need to throw up, so the only service is for all copies of the prequel trilogy to be burned in an inferno. The charred remains will be fed to a pool of frog-like shark creatures, who will then be ejected into space with bombs strapped to their backs so they will never see the light of day. RUST IN PEACE, you bitch!
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''A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...''
  
Despite this, the original version was finally re-released on DVD in 2006.
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Star Wars is an immensely popular sci-fi/action series created by George Lucas in 1977, that has had a huge impact on western culture.
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[[File:Starwars1977.jpg|frame|right|Star Wars poster from [[the '70s|1977]].]]
 
[[Image:Deathstar.jpg|thumb|right|Needs no comment.]]
 
[[Image:Deathstar.jpg|thumb|right|Needs no comment.]]
 
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{{Vid|CNiTVUCTSlg}}
==Characters==
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=Characters=
*Luke Skywalker
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*[[The Joker|Luke Skywalker]]
*[[Darth Vader]]/Anakin Skywalker
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*[[Darth Vader]]<font color=#FFFFFF>/Anakin Skywalker</font>
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*Obi-Wan Kenobi
 
*C-3PO
 
*C-3PO
 
*R2-D2
 
*R2-D2
*The Emperor/Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious
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*Chancellor Palpatine<font color=#FFFFFF>/The Emperor/Darth Sidious</font>
 
*Princess Leia
 
*Princess Leia
 
*Lando Calrissian
 
*Lando Calrissian
 
*[[Harrison Ford|Han Solo]]
 
*[[Harrison Ford|Han Solo]]
*Chewbacca
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*[[Furry|Chewbacca]]
 
*General Grievous  
 
*General Grievous  
 
*Darth Maul
 
*Darth Maul
 
*Qui-Gon Jinn
 
*Qui-Gon Jinn
*<s>[[Dhalsim|Yoga]]</s> Yoda
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*<s>[[Dhalsim|Yoga]]</s> [[Yoda]]
 
*Admiral Ackbar [[Traps|(IT'S A TRAP!)]]
 
*Admiral Ackbar [[Traps|(IT'S A TRAP!)]]
 
*<s>[[Pizza]] the Hutt</s> Jabba the Hutt
 
*<s>[[Pizza]] the Hutt</s> Jabba the Hutt
*Jar-Jar <s>[[Shit]]s</s> Binks
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*Jar-Jar Binks
  
==Plot==
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=The Movies & Their Plot=
  
Warning: Spoilers ahead. If you haven't seen them, get off of your [[fat]] [[ass]] and go see them all now, now.
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{{Spoil|You don't need to read this article. This is not the info you are looking for.}}
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==Main Saga==
  
===Episode 1: The Phantom Menace===
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===Episode I: The Phantom Menace===
Qui-Gon and his apprentice, Obi-Wan, meet a [[retard]] and a young boy that does Pod Racing, who will eventually become [[Darth Vader]]. Qui-Gon [[die]]s, and Obi-Wan trains Anakin.
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Qui-Gon and his apprentice, Obi-Wan, meet a simpleton and a young boy that does Pod Racing, who will eventually become [[Darth Vader]]. Qui-Gon [[die]]s, and Obi-Wan trains Anakin Skywalker.
*This movie features probably the most annoying character to ever be conceived, ''Jar-Jar Binks''.
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*This movie features probably the one of the most annoying characters to ever be conceived, ''Jar-Jar Binks''.
  
===Episode 2: Attack of the Clones===
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===Episode II: Attack of the Clones===
Too shitty, and isn't even relevant, so moving on...
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Too shitty, and can be skipped with no continuity problems, so moving on...
  
===Episode 3: Revenge of the <s>[[Shit]]</s> Sith===
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===Episode III: Revenge of the Sith===
Anakin finally becomes [[Darth Vader]], and tries to kill his former master, Obi-Wan. He fails to do so, and almost [[die]]s, but is rescued by the Emperor. Meanwhile, the Empire is formed.
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<font color=#FFFFFF>Anakin</font> finally becomes [[Darth Vader]], and tries to kill his former master, <font color=#FFFFFF>Obi-Wan</font>. He fails to do so, and almost [[die]]s, but is rescued by the Emperor. Meanwhile, the Empire is formed.
  
===Episode 4: A New Hope===
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===Episode IV: A New Hope===
 
A [[Soldier|farm]] [[Mah Boi|boy]], Luke Skywalker, finds these droids, saves [[the Princess|Princess Leia]], and blows-up the Death Star. Also, Obi-Wan is [[Die|killed]] by [[Darth Vader]].
 
A [[Soldier|farm]] [[Mah Boi|boy]], Luke Skywalker, finds these droids, saves [[the Princess|Princess Leia]], and blows-up the Death Star. Also, Obi-Wan is [[Die|killed]] by [[Darth Vader]].
  
===Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back===
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===Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back===
The Empire finds the Rebel Base on Hoth and captures it, though Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Princess Leia escape. They all end-up in this city in the clouds, where they are betrayed. Meanwhile, Luke and Vader fight, and Vader wins. Vader then tells Luke that he is his father, and Luke tries to commit [[suicide]]. Also, Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite.
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The Empire finds the Rebel Base on Hoth and captures it, though Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Princess Leia escape. Luke goes to train with [[Yoda]], and they all eventually end-up in a city in the clouds, where they are betrayed. Meanwhile, Luke and Vader fight, and Vader wins. Vader then <font color=#FFFFFF>tells Luke that he is his father</font>, and Luke tries to commit [[suicide]]. Also, Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite.
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===Episode VI: Return of the Jedi===
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They rescue Han Solo, then meet Teddy-bear things. Later, Lando blows-up the [[2|second]] Death Star, and <font color=#FFFFFF>Darth Vader turns back into Anakin.</font> They then celebrate greatly.
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[[Image:Emporer-dope.gif|thumb|right|250px|The Emperor having a [[good]] time.]]
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===Episode VII: The Force Awakens===
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The first of the '''Sequel trilogy''', set 30 years after Return of the Jedi. A group attempts to resurrect the old Galactic Empire, and a group from the new Republic tries to stop them. [[Darth Vader]] is seen as <font color=#FFFFFF>a martyr, ignoring his return to the light side</font>, and is idolised by Kylo Ren. Most notably, <font color=#FFFFFF>Han Solo is killed by Kylo Ren, who happens to be his son.</font>
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{{VidCaption|XFBzRqdWN2w|Seeing as how the original Star Wars was released during [[The '70s|the peak of the disco era]], it is no surprise that a disco version exists.}}
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{{Vid|iKZ5xHV5iNM}}
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===Episode VIII: The Last Jedi===
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The middle entry in the Sequel Trilogy, and the most controversial. <font color=#FFFFFF>Luke Skywalker dies, Kylo Ren kills Snoke, and Leia becomes Mary Poppins.</font>
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==Anthology Series==
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An upcoming series of films providing background, in much the same way that the Expanded Universe did prior to being discontinued. Not technically counted as part of the main saga.
  
===Episode 6: Return of the Jedi===
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===Rogue One===
They rescue Han Solo, then meet Teddy-bear things. Meanwhile, Lando blows-up the [[2|second]] Death Star. They then celebrate greatly.
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Mostly covers the theft of the Death Star plans by the daughter of a scientist who worked on the Death Star Project who ends up tagging along with a few members of the Rebel Alliance. Despite getting the plans to the rebellion, most of the main characters die while setting the stage for Episode IV.
  
===Star Wars: The Clone Wars===
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===Solo===
'''You cannot prove that this film exists.'''
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Focuses on the background of a young Han Solo and Chewbacca as well as how the former managed win the Millennium Falcon from Lando Carlrissian.
  
===The Transformers: The Movie===
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=Usage in Youtube Poop=
Not quite a Star Wars movie, but it comes close. [[Unicron|The Death Star]] eats a planet. [[Optimus Prime|Obi-wan Kenobi]] has his soldiers killed by [[Megatron|Darth Vader]] graphically. Darth Vader attacks Obi-wan's city, where [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Springer_%28G1%29 Han Solo] and [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Arcee_%28G1%29 Princess Leia] transform it to battle mode and [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Perceptor_%28G1%29 C-3PO] annoys [[Ultra Magnus|Lando Calrissian]]. Amid all the chaos, [[Hot Rod|Luke Skywalker]] annoys everybody and gets Darth Vader to kill Obi-wan, who passes leadership to Lando Calrissian. Then they go to space, where Darth Vader is [[Galvatron|rebuilt by the Death Star]] and kills his treacherous henchman. After that, the Death Star eats some moons. Darth Vader attacks the city, forcing everybody to escape. Luke Skywalker, [[Grimlock|Chewbacca]], and Yoda are separated and crash on a planet full of [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Quintesson squids]. The other group is stuck on a planet full of junk. Chewbacca saves Luke and Yoda from the squids and introduces them to [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Wheelie_%28G1%29 Jar-Jar Binks]. Then, the other group is attacked by [[Wreck-Gar|Ewoks]], who are them calmed by Luke. Then, they all band together and destroy the Death Star and throw Darth Vader out of it, Luke becoming [[Rodimus Prime|more mature]] in the process, announcing peace throughout the land.
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*[[Avojaifnot]] and [[LightningLuigi]] both used the movies as a source.
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQa4PXGpXpI There was a collab featuring the duel on Mustafar].
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*[[Danielle Pluzsik]] uses Darth Vader saying "NO!", an edited clip of Darth Vader saying "I am your mother", Admiral Ackbar saying "IT'S A TRAP!", Boba Fett from the animated portion of the holiday special, and Luke Skywalker whining in her poops.
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*Many smaller, lesser-known poopers have used it as a poop source, mainly for their first poops.
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*Some poopers have also used video games related to the franchise as sources such as the case with [[iteachvader]] using the ''Star Wars: X-Wing'' games as a source.
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*Usage varies from the main saga of films, to the Clone Wars cartoon, and even the Ewoks cartoon.
  
==Trivia==
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=Trivia=
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*Was never expected to be a huge hit in 1977, much less spawn a whole franchise and make a huge impact on western culture. As it turned out, everybody was [[dead]] wrong.
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**George Lucas, believing that "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" would do far better than Star Wars, even made a bet with Steven Spielberg, offering him 2.5% of the profit from Star Wars if it did better than "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", and vice-versa. As of today, Steven Spielberg is still making money from this bet.
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**In fact, everybody was so wrong, that, Kenner, the original producer of most of the Star Wars toys, had a hard time meeting demand in 1977, due to the fact that they only signed on for a toy deal to make a line of space toys, and not expecting as high of a demand as what actually happened. In fact, to avoid missing out on Christmas sales, they sold "certificate packs", which could be redeemed for the actual figures when completed.
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**Star Wars actually single-handedly saved 20th Century Fox from the brink of bankruptcy, and turned it completely around, to the point that the studio was making huge profits.
 
*George Lucas ruined them all in 1997, except for the ones that didn't yet exist, which were the prequel movies.
 
*George Lucas ruined them all in 1997, except for the ones that didn't yet exist, which were the prequel movies.
*Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones sucked. However, they weren't as [[bad]] as the Clone Wars movie that was released after Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith, which some would say is the only good prequel film around.
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*The episode most commonly cited as the best of the series is '''The Empire Strikes Back''', which is commonly described in reviews as the "deepest" and "darkest" and the most complex of the series.
 
*They have one of the largest fanbases. Like most fanbases, it is composed primarily of nerds.
 
*They have one of the largest fanbases. Like most fanbases, it is composed primarily of nerds.
 
*It holds the record for most movie [[Money|merchandise]] in [[Histeria|history]].
 
*It holds the record for most movie [[Money|merchandise]] in [[Histeria|history]].
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**As well as multiple [[Coney Island Disco Palace|disco]] remixes of its music, all from Meco.
 
**As well as multiple [[Coney Island Disco Palace|disco]] remixes of its music, all from Meco.
 
*Apparently, according to some weird people, [[you]] have to hate some things in order to be[[cum|come]] a true fan of Star Wars.
 
*Apparently, according to some weird people, [[you]] have to hate some things in order to be[[cum|come]] a true fan of Star Wars.
*There are also some awesome Star Wars video games that were released for consoles like the [[Japan|Fami]][[Nintendo|com]]'s Star Wars game, the NES' The Empire Strikes Back game, [[Nintendo|SNES']] Super Star Wars games, many on the Nintendo 64 and the Playstation, and the current consoles that we have, as well as the 2 arcade Star Wars games from [[the 1980s]], which used colour 3D vector graphics.
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*There are also some awesome Star Wars video games that were released for consoles like the [[Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]]' The Empire Strikes Back game, [[Nintendo|SNES']] Super Star Wars games, many on the Nintendo 64 and the Playstation, and the current consoles that we have, as well as the 2 arcade Star Wars games from [[the 1980s]], which used colour 3D vector graphics.
*Most of these were made by George Lucas' video gaming company called LucasArts, also known as LucasFilm Games, who also made games like [[Aran Ryan|Maniac]] [[Luigi|Mansion]], [[The Irate Gamer|Zombies Ate My Neighbors]], and the [[Tales of Monkey Island]].
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*Most of these were made by George Lucas' video gaming company called LucasArts, formerly known as LucasFilm Games, who also made games like [[Aran Ryan|Maniac]] [[Luigi|Mansion]], [[The Irate Gamer|Zombies Ate My Neighbors]], and the [[Tales of Monkey Island]].
 
*They also released a Star Wars [[Cave Christmas|Christmas]] Special. Yep, [[Nostalgia Critic|it was bad.]] So bad in fact, that George Lucas considered it his ''personal shame'' in his entire film career. The Christmas Special was his personal shame over shit like [[Duck Donald|Howard the Duck]] and Jar-Jar Binks.
 
*They also released a Star Wars [[Cave Christmas|Christmas]] Special. Yep, [[Nostalgia Critic|it was bad.]] So bad in fact, that George Lucas considered it his ''personal shame'' in his entire film career. The Christmas Special was his personal shame over shit like [[Duck Donald|Howard the Duck]] and Jar-Jar Binks.
*It is the source of [[2]] internet memes: the "IT'S A [[Trap|TRAP]]!" meme, as well as he "[[Do Not Want|DO NOT WANT]]!" meme.
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**Speaking of Jar Jar Binks, according to a popular theory, Jar Jar Binks is secretly a [[Evil|Sith lord]], responsible for the Empire.
*Not to be confused with [[Galvatron|Star Trek]].
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*It is the source of [[2]] internet memes: the "IT'S A [[Trap|TRAP]]!" meme, as well as the "[[Do Not Want|DO NOT WANT]]!" meme.
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*Both [[Family Guy]] and [[Robot Chicken]] have done parodies of it. Multiple, episode-length parodies.
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*Not to be confused with [[Galvatron|Star Trek]], or Spaceballs.
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*In the [[Ukraine]], a statue of [[Darth Vader]] replaced [[Soviet Union|V. I. Lenin]], as part of a process of [[Communists|decommunization]].
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*''May the force be with you.''
 
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Latest revision as of 14:34, 2 November 2019

MediaNice.jpg This article is about a Media Source, which is remixed to create a YouTube Poop.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Star Wars is an immensely popular sci-fi/action series created by George Lucas in 1977, that has had a huge impact on western culture.

Star Wars poster from 1977.
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Needs no comment.

{{#ev:youtube|CNiTVUCTSlg|320}}

Characters[edit]

The Movies & Their Plot[edit]

Warning: Spoilers ahead.  You don't need to read this article. This is not the info you are looking for.

Main Saga[edit]

Episode I: The Phantom Menace[edit]

Qui-Gon and his apprentice, Obi-Wan, meet a simpleton and a young boy that does Pod Racing, who will eventually become Darth Vader. Qui-Gon dies, and Obi-Wan trains Anakin Skywalker.

  • This movie features probably the one of the most annoying characters to ever be conceived, Jar-Jar Binks.

Episode II: Attack of the Clones[edit]

Too shitty, and can be skipped with no continuity problems, so moving on...

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith[edit]

Anakin finally becomes Darth Vader, and tries to kill his former master, Obi-Wan. He fails to do so, and almost dies, but is rescued by the Emperor. Meanwhile, the Empire is formed.

Episode IV: A New Hope[edit]

A farm boy, Luke Skywalker, finds these droids, saves Princess Leia, and blows-up the Death Star. Also, Obi-Wan is killed by Darth Vader.

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back[edit]

The Empire finds the Rebel Base on Hoth and captures it, though Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Princess Leia escape. Luke goes to train with Yoda, and they all eventually end-up in a city in the clouds, where they are betrayed. Meanwhile, Luke and Vader fight, and Vader wins. Vader then tells Luke that he is his father, and Luke tries to commit suicide. Also, Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite.

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi[edit]

They rescue Han Solo, then meet Teddy-bear things. Later, Lando blows-up the second Death Star, and Darth Vader turns back into Anakin. They then celebrate greatly.

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The Emperor having a good time.

Episode VII: The Force Awakens[edit]

The first of the Sequel trilogy, set 30 years after Return of the Jedi. A group attempts to resurrect the old Galactic Empire, and a group from the new Republic tries to stop them. Darth Vader is seen as a martyr, ignoring his return to the light side, and is idolised by Kylo Ren. Most notably, Han Solo is killed by Kylo Ren, who happens to be his son.

{{#ev:youtube|XFBzRqdWN2w|320}}Seeing as how the original Star Wars was released during the peak of the disco era, it is no surprise that a disco version exists.

{{#ev:youtube|iKZ5xHV5iNM|320}}

Episode VIII: The Last Jedi[edit]

The middle entry in the Sequel Trilogy, and the most controversial. Luke Skywalker dies, Kylo Ren kills Snoke, and Leia becomes Mary Poppins.

Anthology Series[edit]

An upcoming series of films providing background, in much the same way that the Expanded Universe did prior to being discontinued. Not technically counted as part of the main saga.

Rogue One[edit]

Mostly covers the theft of the Death Star plans by the daughter of a scientist who worked on the Death Star Project who ends up tagging along with a few members of the Rebel Alliance. Despite getting the plans to the rebellion, most of the main characters die while setting the stage for Episode IV.

Solo[edit]

Focuses on the background of a young Han Solo and Chewbacca as well as how the former managed win the Millennium Falcon from Lando Carlrissian.

Usage in Youtube Poop[edit]

  • Avojaifnot and LightningLuigi both used the movies as a source.
  • There was a collab featuring the duel on Mustafar.
  • Danielle Pluzsik uses Darth Vader saying "NO!", an edited clip of Darth Vader saying "I am your mother", Admiral Ackbar saying "IT'S A TRAP!", Boba Fett from the animated portion of the holiday special, and Luke Skywalker whining in her poops.
  • Many smaller, lesser-known poopers have used it as a poop source, mainly for their first poops.
  • Some poopers have also used video games related to the franchise as sources such as the case with iteachvader using the Star Wars: X-Wing games as a source.
  • Usage varies from the main saga of films, to the Clone Wars cartoon, and even the Ewoks cartoon.

Trivia[edit]

  • Was never expected to be a huge hit in 1977, much less spawn a whole franchise and make a huge impact on western culture. As it turned out, everybody was dead wrong.
    • George Lucas, believing that "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" would do far better than Star Wars, even made a bet with Steven Spielberg, offering him 2.5% of the profit from Star Wars if it did better than "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", and vice-versa. As of today, Steven Spielberg is still making money from this bet.
    • In fact, everybody was so wrong, that, Kenner, the original producer of most of the Star Wars toys, had a hard time meeting demand in 1977, due to the fact that they only signed on for a toy deal to make a line of space toys, and not expecting as high of a demand as what actually happened. In fact, to avoid missing out on Christmas sales, they sold "certificate packs", which could be redeemed for the actual figures when completed.
    • Star Wars actually single-handedly saved 20th Century Fox from the brink of bankruptcy, and turned it completely around, to the point that the studio was making huge profits.
  • George Lucas ruined them all in 1997, except for the ones that didn't yet exist, which were the prequel movies.
  • The episode most commonly cited as the best of the series is The Empire Strikes Back, which is commonly described in reviews as the "deepest" and "darkest" and the most complex of the series.
  • They have one of the largest fanbases. Like most fanbases, it is composed primarily of nerds.
  • It holds the record for most movie merchandise in history.
  • It also has several cartoons.
    • As well as multiple disco remixes of its music, all from Meco.
  • Apparently, according to some weird people, you have to hate some things in order to become a true fan of Star Wars.
  • There are also some awesome Star Wars video games that were released for consoles like the NES' The Empire Strikes Back game, SNES' Super Star Wars games, many on the Nintendo 64 and the Playstation, and the current consoles that we have, as well as the 2 arcade Star Wars games from the 1980s, which used colour 3D vector graphics.
  • Most of these were made by George Lucas' video gaming company called LucasArts, formerly known as LucasFilm Games, who also made games like Maniac Mansion, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and the Tales of Monkey Island.
  • They also released a Star Wars Christmas Special. Yep, it was bad. So bad in fact, that George Lucas considered it his personal shame in his entire film career. The Christmas Special was his personal shame over shit like Howard the Duck and Jar-Jar Binks.
    • Speaking of Jar Jar Binks, according to a popular theory, Jar Jar Binks is secretly a Sith lord, responsible for the Empire.
  • It is the source of 2 internet memes: the "IT'S A TRAP!" meme, as well as the "DO NOT WANT!" meme.
  • Both Family Guy and Robot Chicken have done parodies of it. Multiple, episode-length parodies.
  • Not to be confused with Star Trek, or Spaceballs.
  • In the Ukraine, a statue of Darth Vader replaced V. I. Lenin, as part of a process of decommunization.
  • May the force be with you.