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|name=Gun
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|image=GunMegatron.jpg
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|year=1100s-Now
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|use=Shooting at objects, animals, and people.
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|country=Various (Invented in classical China.)
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:''Oh my God, who touched Sasha!? All right... '''''WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?''''' ~[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
 
:''Oh my God, who touched Sasha!? All right... '''''WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?''''' ~[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
[[Image:GunMegatron.jpg|thumb|Walther P-38!]]
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[[Image:AboutTime.jpg|thumb|left|A [[gun]] pointed at [[Ash Ketchum]].]]
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[[Image:Yoshigunfire.png|thumb|right|[[Yoshi]] firing a gun.]]
 
[[Image:Jamesbondgoldengun.jpg|thumb|[[James Bond|The golden gun.]]]]
 
[[Image:Jamesbondgoldengun.jpg|thumb|[[James Bond|The golden gun.]]]]
A '''gun''' ('''G'''uardian '''U'''nits of '''N'''ations) is a tool of [[war]]. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and [[love]] in the [[Heavy]]'s case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses and increase the likelihood of the zombie apocalypse. Hippies, on the other hand, think otherwise.
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A '''gun''' ('''G'''uardian '''U'''nits of '''N'''ations) is a tool of [[war]]. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and [[love]] in the [[Heavy]]'s case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses from intruders and increase the likelihood of being vulnerable to a zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie; they ward zombies off, ya know. Many argue that guns don't kill people. However, people can kill using guns.
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==Safety==
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Because of their obvious dangers, gun usage requires observance of various safety rules, which usually apply to anything resembling a gun, save for NERF guns.
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*Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to shoot.
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*Never put your finer on the trigger unless intending to shoot.
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*Treat every weapon like it is loaded.
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Furthermore, usage of a gun is considered deadly force, which is defined as "any force that is either known or should be known to cause [[death]] or serious harm".
  
 
==Gun Users==
 
==Gun Users==
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*[[Medic]] (which is something that Heavy disapproves of.)
 
*[[Medic]] (which is something that Heavy disapproves of.)
 
*[[Engineer]]
 
*[[Engineer]]
*Actually, a lot of ''[[Team Fortress 2]]'' people.
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*The other [[Team Fortress 2]] characters, wait who are they again?
 
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
 
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
 
*[[James Bond]]
 
*[[James Bond]]
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[[Image:27566.jpg|thumb|left|Cool design, no?]]
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*The [[Kitchen Gun]] guy.
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*Panty (in a sexy way.)
 
*Francisco Scaramanga (uses a golden one, to be exact.)
 
*Francisco Scaramanga (uses a golden one, to be exact.)
 
*Actually, most Bond [[Evil|villains]], usually as a sidearm.
 
*Actually, most Bond [[Evil|villains]], usually as a sidearm.
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*[[Samus Aran]]
 
*[[Samus Aran]]
 
*Every playable FPS character ever.
 
*Every playable FPS character ever.
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*[[Pichu]] (He likes guns!! ^_^)
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*[[Mario]] (From the back of [[Yoshi]].)
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*[[Yoshi]]
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*[[Final Fantasy|Laguna Loire]]
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*Frank West (Kind of. He's covered wars, you know.)
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*[[Mega Man]](he has one for a hand!)
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*[[Zero]](only in the first and third Megaman X games,and stole from a [[die|dead]] guy in Mm Zero 1)
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[[File:Wildgun.gif|thumb|right|300px|Sometimes guns can become alive when they encounter [[fire]].]]
  
 
==People Who Hate Guns==
 
==People Who Hate Guns==
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.)
 
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.)
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*Victims of gun violence and crime
 
*[[Hippie]]s (Isn't it obvious?)
 
*[[Hippie]]s (Isn't it obvious?)
  
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*[[Shockwave]]
 
*[[Shockwave]]
 
*[[Megatron]]
 
*[[Megatron]]
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*Panty's panties
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==More Information==
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*Some children have been known to play with guns; however, they are of the "NERF" variety.
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*Blondes have more guns.
 
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[[Category:Weapons]]

Latest revision as of 07:47, 3 May 2014

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Name of Object: Gun
Year(s) Made: 1100s-Now
Use(s): Shooting at objects, animals, and people.
Country of Origin: Various (Invented in classical China.)

Oh my God, who touched Sasha!? All right... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!? ~Heavy Weapons Guy
A gun pointed at Ash Ketchum.
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Yoshi firing a gun.
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A gun (Guardian Units of Nations) is a tool of war. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and love in the Heavy's case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses from intruders and increase the likelihood of being vulnerable to a zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie; they ward zombies off, ya know. Many argue that guns don't kill people. However, people can kill using guns.

Safety[edit]

Because of their obvious dangers, gun usage requires observance of various safety rules, which usually apply to anything resembling a gun, save for NERF guns.

  • Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to shoot.
  • Never put your finer on the trigger unless intending to shoot.
  • Treat every weapon like it is loaded.

Furthermore, usage of a gun is considered deadly force, which is defined as "any force that is either known or should be known to cause death or serious harm".

Gun Users[edit]

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Cool design, no?
Sometimes guns can become alive when they encounter fire.

People Who Hate Guns[edit]

  • Sonic the Hedgehog (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.)
  • Victims of gun violence and crime
  • Hippies (Isn't it obvious?)

People Who ARE Guns[edit]

More Information[edit]

  • Some children have been known to play with guns; however, they are of the "NERF" variety.
  • Blondes have more guns.