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Conker's Bad Fur Day
Conker's Bad Fur Day was the most harshly taken M-Rated game of all time, released on the Nintendo 64 in 2001. If it came out now, Jack Thompson would've done something about it. The only reason he didn't do anything about Conker Live and Reloaded was because it was very censored and unpopular. The emulated version had a naked caveman PENIS, as well as more blood and gore than any other M-Rated game of its time.
Story[edit]
Conker the Squirrel is the main protagonist of Conker's Bad Fur Day. He one day goes to the pub and gets drunk, forgetting his way home, leaving his girlfriend, Berri, home alone. He wakes up the next morning, hungover. He meets a drunk scarecrow named Birdy, who tells him how to get rid of his hangover.
Meanwhile, the Panther King finds his table leg to be broken, causing his milk to spill. Ze Professor informs him that Conker is the perfect size to fit under the table leg gap, and the Panther King sends his guards to find Conker.
Conker goes through Farmhouses, Poo Land, and prehistoric themed worlds to get money, find Berri, and get the fuck home. When going to the prehistoric themed world, Conker finds Berri, but she doesn't recognize him due to the clothing he's wearing. After collecting tons of money, he fights zombies and joins the army. After his terrifying Tediz war, he goes to rob a bank for Don Weaso, who later kills Berri. An alien comes out of the Panther King's chest, Conker kills it, and lives the rest of his life lonely without Berri.
Parodies[edit]
- A Clockwork Orange- The intro sequence. It even has the main theme, Beethoviana.
- Mama Luigi- Now this is very interesting. Conker hatches a baby raptor in the prehistoric part of the game, and a sequence very similar to Mama Luigi occurs.
- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory- If the Tediz win beach mode, they sing the Oompa Loompa song
- The Wizard of Oz- The Great Mighty Poo's dialog during his flushing sequence
- The Godfather- Don Weaso
- Jaws- The Bullfish's dock scene
- Alien Series- The Panther King had a xenomorph come out of his chest, and later Conker says "Get away from her, you bitch!"
- The Untouchables- Don Weaso's first scene with his Baseball Bat
- Full Metal Jacket- Birdy says "You love manual long time"
- Terminator- The Haybot
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade- "Tediz... I Hate These Guys!" is similar to "Nazis... I Hate These Guys!"
- Dracula- Count Conkula
- Jurassic Park-The way the dinos eat people
- The Matrix- The Bank Robbery Scene
- Saving Private Ryan- The Assault Scene
- Who wants to be a millionaire- Conker's script
- Super Mario 64- Defeating Heinrich is like defeating Bowser
- Sonic the Hedgehog- Conker can fly like Tails by spinning his tail.
- Pepsi- Birdy asks for "Mepsipax".
Characters[edit]
- Queen Bee
- Conker
- Great Mighty Poo
- Ze Professor
- Panther King
- Heinrich
- Buga
- The Big Breasted Babe
- A Fatass Bitch
- Gregg the Grim Reaper
- Wad of Money
