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Name: Angry Video Game Nerd
Country of Origin: The U.S.A.
Type of Source: Viral Internet Series
Created By: Cinemassacre.com/Screwattack.com
Year Created: 2004

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A character used by Randomizer742 in one of his poops. He is formerly known as The Angry Nintendo Nerd.

LJN: The AVGN's most hated company in the world.


Trivia

  • He shouts ASS a lot. This is a result of his love of ASS.
  • He hates "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" alot.
  • Has teamed up with Captain S, and no, the S does not stand for Suck or Shit (However, rumors say that Captain S is a ripoff of Captain N, only cornier.).
  • Loves punching spiders & bitch-slapping snakes.
  • Known practitioner of the Falcon Punch, revealed in Get Punched By The Nintendo Nerd!!
  • Made his own poop in his review of the "Sega CD," which was an add on for the Sega Genesis.
  • Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny, LeatherFace, Michael Myers, & The Lion from The Wizard of Oz were guest stars in his videos. Yet, he was disapointed that some naked chick didn't hump the crap out of him.
  • He was once kidnapped by a crazed fan/hippie and a hillbilly. Includes LeatherFace.
  • Once babysat some kids on Halloween while fighting Michael Myers.
  • Has killed Brock Samson before.
  • Has killed Jason Voorhees & Freddy Krueger, yet he was too weak to defeat Michael Myers, so he let the two kids he was babysitting defeat him by themselves.
  • Once kept on punching the shit out of Bugs Bunny until he broke his thumb to fight Rocky Balboa.
  • Sometimes, whenever a video game is really, really, really bad, he can destroy it in random ways (Such as putting one NES game of a popular movie that I'm sure everyone & their mothers know of into a toaster as an example.).
  • He hates the Tourettes Guy because the Tourettes Guy hates AVGN.
  • He also hates the Irate Gamer for stealing his idea & copying it as his own.
  • Temporarily Swapped Bodies with the Nostalgia Critic when a possessed Jeri Katou caused a giant rift in the space continium, though how the damage was undone has yet to be made publicly known.
  • Despite his song saying that he does Nintendo, Atari,and Sega reviews, he actually once reviewed a shitty Playstation game in Independant's Day (Which was indeed a shitty movie.).
  • He finally died by touching his own fucking door at the end of his Dragon's Lair game for the NES review.
  • He came back to life as The Angry Zombie Nerd.
  • As The Zombie Nerd he reviewed Wii games and died again.
  • Sometimes, he likes to call Spider-Man "Shit-Man".
  • Has a parody rightfully called the "Happy Video Game Nerd".
  • Once teamed up with The Terminator to kill GasmaskAvenger & Princess Sally Acorn
  • He finally reviewed Hotel Mario, Link: Faces of Evil, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon, Zelda's Adventure, and, well, the entire Phillips CD-i in general. (Sadly, he didn't even mention the Youtube Poop usage it was having at all.)
  • Laughed all crazy-like when he saw that scene in Zelda: Wand of Gamelon when that one guy said "YOU KILLED ME!!!!!!" and Zelda said "Good!".
  • Was once interviewed by Ganondorf Dragmire, via late night talk show style. This interview didn't involve anything about his character whatsoever, but it involved a movie that he was making called "The Night of the Vampire", which would come out on January 12, 3004. However, Ganondorf kept intervining with him about the title being "Assholeless", "Assholefull", and later on, "The Unholy Ass".
  • Is rivals with the Nostalgia Critic.
  • Might have inadvertely created a new meme on his Atari Jaguar games review, in which the giant green female head from "Cybermorph" said in a mocking fashion "Where did you learn to fly?".
  • He once took a shit on the Atari Jaguar, or at least its CD add-on.
  • He once created a super hero out of many empty beer carrier. Yep, you guessed it. He created the superhero known as Beer Man. His specialty involves making everyone party with beer.
  • Would fight with Super Mega Ultra Death Christ Ver. 2.0 Beta to defeat Satan's copy of Super Mario Bros. 3. Satan would get majorly pissed off about that and fights them for the death of his Super Mario Bros. 3 game, but it doesn't work out too well for him.
  • Unexpectedly saw the Nostalgia Critic again in Chicago, and so, they fought the final battle once and for all. However, unexpected help came from both sides from both parties, such as Benzaie, former Screwattack employee Handsome Tom, Linkara, ThatAussieGuy (Who would get fired after the fight.), Kyle Justin, Sean Fausz/hopewithinchaos (Known by many as the Epic Fail guy.), TheSpoonyOne, Marzgurl, Angry Joe, Little Miss Gamer, Paw Dugan, ThatChickWithTheGoggles, Chester A. Bum, and just about everyone on the Nostalgia Critic's website that isn't ThatDudeInTheSuede, as well as a grown up Ma-Ti.
  • Tried to rekill the Nostalgia Critic by taking some of his partners (mostly those who play video games) and gangmurder the shit out of him. Luckily, he had a few partners of his own.
  • In the end, they both settled for a truce and both the AVGN and the Nostalgia Critic did a review of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Making of Their Coming Out of Their Shells Tour.
  • Once punched Linkara for screaming "ADAMANTIUM RAGE!!!" at his face. That, and for punching Kirby and throwing his Sega Genesis on his bed while screaming the exact same thing.
  • Is really close to owning all the NES games ever created (Including all the European-only and Japanese-only games.).
  • Reminds people countless times that he hates LJN.
  • He once reviewed a Japanese-only game called Transformers: Convoy (Though that's mistaken on the cartridge as Comvoy.) no Nazo (Which translates to Transformers: The Mystery of Optimus Prime in English.) for the Famicom/Family Computer, which is the Japanese version of the NES/Nintendo Entertainment System. That means that all regions of video games that are shitty aren't safe from the wrath of the almighty Angry Video Game Nerd.
  • Mattel Electronics Presents: B-17 BAWMBER!
  • Mattel Electronics Presents: BONG SQUAD!!!
  • His real name is James Rolfe.
  • The Happy Video Game Nerd (ViewTube Goop source) says that the Angry Nerd is his brother.
  • According to himself, SMB3=hell.