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Batman
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He's not Superman... he's Batman.
Batman, with his sidekick Robin.
Batman once needed Adam West to take his role while injured.
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Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.
Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheroes vigilantes. His arch-enemy is the Joker. His alter-ego is the rich millionaire Bruce Wayne. However, he has self-esteem issues, so he compensates for his incredibly small penis by reminding people that he's Batman. "With prep time", he could potentially defeat anybody.
Skills & Abilities
- Peak Martial Artist
- World's Best Detective
- Cunning
- Rich
- Growling his words so no one can understand him
- Taking your balloons
- Having a gay sidekick
- Being Batman
- Creating sticky icky situations with his Bat Nipples that can shoot acidic male milk. (Too bad he never did capitalize on that.)
Quotes
- "I'm Batman."
- "THE BASEMENT!"
- "Corn!"
- "Maize!"
- "EARL!"
- "Beloved Children!?"
- "WHERE IS HE?!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Once I've put you through holy hell, it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
- "So sleep tight, punk."
- "Sleep tight my ward."
- "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."
- "This Is WAR!!!"
- "I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Bees, My God."
- "I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still can. It's only going to get worse from here."
- "Drop your lawl, Robin!"
- "I have given a name to my pain!"
- "I have given a pain to my name!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "It's Not A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
- "It's A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
- "It's Not A Laughing Ass, Robin!"
- "It's Not A Laughing Punch, Robin!"
- "Drop your punch line, Joker!"
- "Drop your punch!"
- "Drop your punch, Joker!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "I'm Batman."
- "Fuck my cock, you fucker!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "I smell a cat, Robin!"
- "I smell like cats, Robin!"
- "I smell like ass, Robin!"
- "Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
- "Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
- "Let's not sit on our birds, Robin!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Anchovies Away, Penguin!"
- "Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
- "The pun's up, Riddler!"
- "Listen fuckers, fuck off!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Listen folks, are you sexy?"
- "Listen ma'am, are you sexy?"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Listen folks, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
- "Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
- "Well Said, Robin! (In a British-type of voice.)"
- "You're protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
- "Yes!"
- "I'm Batman."
- "Well shed (said), Robin!"
- "Paws off the cocks-s-s-s-s-s-s!"
- "Punk is nothing but death... and crime... and the Rage of a Beast."
- "Pigs.. From A Gun!!"
- "This is why Superman works alone."
- "I'm Batman."
Trivia
- He should not be confused with Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom), who is one of Batman's biggest enemies.
- Batman is one of the few people who have "facts" that are similar to Chuck Norris.
- He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
- He is a proud supporter of sodomy.
- He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.
- One time, Batman actually became a couch potato. Because of that, many villains went and destroyed Gotham City because of Batman's fatass.
- He believes that punk-rock music is nothing but death, crime, and the Rage of a Beast.
- Batman knows the reason why Superman works alone.
- However, he doesn't know why the devil made rock n' roll music in the first place.
- He hates bees. Bees, my God.
- He's Batman.
