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Eddy
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1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.
Eddy is the leader of his group, The Three Eds. He is the guy with the plans. Since the year 1999, he's been trying to take over the world by scamming many people. Because he needs the money for it. He is in no relation to Ed or Edd.
Cultural Heritage: Irish-American
Trivia
- Middle name is Skipper.
- Last name is Niggers (Eddy Skipper Niggers lololololololololol)
- Contrary to popular opinion, he does NOT look like some Popcorn Fairy.
- Can do the splits in mid-air and expand the size of his mouth... AT THE SAME TIME.
- Owns a Lamp.
- Has appeared in many yaoi pictures, much to his distress. (Thankfully for him, he's not alone as Ed, Edd, and Kevin are also in this same situation.)
- Likes Wood. (But not as much as Jonny.)
- Is Short.
- Hated by most his neighbors, as he wont stop talking about Dickies or Spookyville.
- Has a green tongue. (Which could be due to all those years of eating only lime flavored stuff.)
- He enjoys getting high, eating the sun, and melting small children.
- Once raped Jimmy after his hand got caught in a balloon and he fell into a plane.
- In Cartoon Network's Fusion Fall video game, he looks like a pure retard.
- He wanted to pop the balloon.
- His brother revealed that he was always a little troublemaker. It's evidented by this due to the fact that he sometimes interrupted his time with Guitar Hero.
Eddy's brother wonders why Eddy ruined his Guitar Hero time yet again.
Eddy's Plans
- Finding that damn fourth chaos emerald (Failed because Shadow the Emo-hog got it first.).
- Creating the Metal Mama Luigi project (Failed because all of them were destroyed.).
- Post pictures of a dog flipping a pancake (He stopped this because someone was already doing that.).
- Create the Death Star (Didn't have enough money.).
- To enlist all teh Youtube Poopers to destroy Bob Barker and Mama Luigi.
- Destroying every DICKIE that's ever existed.
- Sell Korean "moonrocks" to make everyone high.
- Teamed up with the Dickies In an attempt to murder everyone in the Cul-De-Sac to become the King. Unfortunately Keroro was here first.
- About 99.9% of the time its just the gang being prostitutes and/or getting jawbreakers for some strange reason.
Eddy loves wearing the Warden from SuperJail's costume on Halloween.
Quotes
- MY LAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I've had it up to here with that stick's mouth!
- A DICKIE??? They still make these?!
- It's Called SPOOKYVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- GET OUTTA MY ROOM!
- I HAET GETTING CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
- Double D made a mess in his sleeping bag, Ed!
