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Chad Warden
This article is filed under Characters.Sir Charley M. Wardenn is quite possibly the greatest man/troll who ever walked the face of the Earth. He participated in some missionary work a while back, spreading the belief that the PS TRIPPLE is better than the Wii and X-box 360. Whether or not this is true, he completely fucked up his reasons by making weird noises and talking about wiping his ass with a dildo.
On March 13, 2007 Chad Wardenn posted a vlog video Why PS3 is better than the Wii and 360 in which he used his laid back urban street talk to discuss the difference between the consoles. It was an unremarkable video and yet it hit the crest of the wave youtube users were seeking more information about said machines.
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Death?
Ever since that video, there has been a rumor that Chad got killed by some pissed off German kid who thought his videos suck ass. Caught on the German Kid's CCTV was him taking a keyboard and whacking Chad to death. Strangely, Chad's body has never been found, if he was killed that is. [1]
Another video shows the same kid shooting Chad Warden's face. Chad Warden dies afterwards.[[2]]
Posessions
- A Dildo (Deal Dough)
- Ps-Triple
- An Escalade
- Sushi
- Wario Ware Shove up yo' ass game
- Niggas
- Action 52
Likes
- Tru Niggas
- Ps Triple
- His Caddy
- Final Fantasy 7
- Sushi
- His Slick Black Hair
- Dealing Dough
- High School Musical
- Kaz Hirai
- Spending 599 U.S. Dollars (US$ 599) on a PS3
- His 3mm long dick
- BALLIN'
Dislikes
- The Legend of Zelda Series
- That Little Bitch
- And His Little Bitch-Ass Sword
- And His Little Shield
- And He Goes HEH-HEH-HEH
- The Wario-Ware Series
- The Nintendo Wii
- The XBOX Circle
- GAYLO 3
- Tears of War
- Mario Party (Cause he don't smoke shrooms and shit.)
- That One Little Fat Bitch
- Lex Luthor
Fun Facts
- He's gay.
- He likes to have Sex with the PS Triple.
- He has had sex with Naruto.
- He's gay!
- He has had sex with Retard.
- He has an I.Q. of -1.
- He molests Godofgta3.
- He has NO friends.
- His parents hate him.
- He's also a Soulja Boy Dick Ryda.
- Did I forget to mention that he's gay?
- Chad Warden was once nominated as Biggest Douche in the Universe, and he won, narrowly beating John Edwards.
- King Dedede looks down on him with shame.
- Catchphrase is, "Man's best friend, huh?" Coined after he got fed up with every single dog he meets biting the stub of a Penis he has.
- Has a crush on Arthur, who is obviously way too good for him.
- Has been compared to Gay Luigi combined with the force of anti-Uctions.
- He likes gay niggas
- His biggest fantasy is to have sex with Kaz Hirai, even though Kaz is no nigga.
Often Used by
- Conrad Slater
- Seconteen
- PeskeyPlumber (Gameboy version)
- RetardedAnimeParodyX
- Mmb101
- lololthisguy
- tinywnorth
