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Joethebluedragon

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In brief

How does one summarize JoeTheBlueDragon? Philosophers have battled with this questions for ages. Some use terms such as "master", "friend", and "incredibly handsome, nice guy" while others describe him by means of words like "faggot", "asshole", and "overall bad person". We can say that Joe is a pooper who cares a lot about the YTP community. That should be brief enough.

History

Chapter 1: MasterhippoMR

"It worked" -J. Robert Oppenheimer (father of the atomic bomb) The story of JoeTheBlueDragon exists before the name. Early 2010, Joe made an account called MasterhippoMR. In the summer, he began to use it and started to watch YTP a lot more, talking with a few of the guys who made them. He was incredibly stupid at this time, and is glad that everything that he did has been more or less erased by the sands of time. In early September, he closed his account due to even greater stupidity. During this time, he loved spadinner and he mostly got into YTP through popular Spongebob YTPers like Hurricoaster.

Chapter 2: Rise of JoeTheBlueDragon

"As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice" -Adolf Hitler Hungry for round 2. Joe came back under his new alias, JoeTheBlueDragon, only allowing 8 of his closest friends know about his original identity. During this time, Joe got extremely involved in the YTP community, despite not making YTPs yet. He started YTP of the Week at this time. He had several playlists for YTPs (which you might be able to still find, he hasn't altered them at all since 2011). He even tried to start something called a YTP Academy, but even he realized that it was going a little bit too far. Essentially, he turned his channel into a meeting place for YTPers, some who had no idea about YC, and others who frequented YC. Joe had no knowledge of this "YTP forum" until October, which was the same month he made his first YTP. He joined it a few days later. Joe also joined a group of YTPers headed by YER0CKY that called themselves the HYTPHA. They were YTPers who "hunted" other poopers who made "bad" YTPs and Joe's channel seemed to act as a main headquarters for them. He met BenderPictures, TrueTubePoops, and DoomZappo during this time, all of which would become good friends of his.

Chapter 3: Revolution

"I began revolution with 82 men. If I had to do it again, I'd do it with 10 or 15 and absolute faith. It does not matter how small you are if you have faith and plan of action." -Fidel Castro It is impossible to tell the tale of JoeTheBlueDragon, without telling the part of it that he won't ever shut up about. After what was probably a 3rd fight with YER0CKY in one week, Joe was blocked from his channel, but by no means blocked from the group. He still actively communicated with the rest of the HYTPHA and continued to compete in Poop Standoff, hosted by BP. It was during an early fight with YER0CKY that he realized how stupid the idea of a "bad" YTP seemed to him, with help from LightningLuigi. He realized that what he did and what the HYTPHA was still doing was hurtful to people, all over silly videos on the internet. His presence on the YouChew forums and strong belief he was right gave him the courage to declare full out war against the HYTPHA, in hopes that maybe he could shake some of them out of their old tired habit. He seriously underestimated his impact. Almost all HYTPHA members quit the day that he made the announcement in his blog, and YER0CKY shortly stepped down and gave power to TTP, who decided it was time to quit anyways. The milestone was amazing and Joe still considers it to be his transforming moment in YTP when he became sensible about things. It is also important to note that he was quite active in Poop Talk during this time, making other important long-lasting friends like Gamerislanduk and Smonge. It is even more vital to note that this was the first time Joe would take on a leading role, and with the absence of YER0CKY, he'd keep that leading role.

Chapter 4: City on a Hill

"Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach" -Joseph Stalin (Joe's past life) If the Revolution chapter was Joe's ultimate transformation, then I don't know what to call this.

  • to be continued, once motivation returns to me*

First poop seen

He didn't remember the names of the first Mario ones, and the Spongebob YTP "Squilliam is an A**hole" was removed by Viacom

First poop made

Youtube Poop: Little Dragons

Style

Loves to mix it up, can't stand to be restricted to one style. He's fallen more into a slower old style nowadays, with a lot of repetitive jokes

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

  • Sentence Mixing
  • Ironic jokes
  • WMM custom effects and transitions
  • Randomly putting "Prepubescent Churros" over the audio of other clips
  • Very rarely, he'll play with frame by frame editing

Preferred Software

Likes

  • When people actually try to make their YTPs funny instead of "artistic and colorful"
  • Writing
  • Crush 40
  • BEER
  • Uwilmod
  • Funny skype in-jokes that he makes that everyone else is jealous of
  • himself (he used to be a self-hating cynic, now he's an annoying egotistical shit)
  • Waxonator (To be honest, I don't see why everyone is on his case so much)
  • The Little Dragons

Dislikes

  • Cookie
  • Idiots who think that they decide what's funny and what's bad
  • Being called a classic style pooper
  • "Pones" and "Brones"
  • Stu Fanboys (I don't care about the guy himself, but some of his fans are messed up)

Reception

  • His videos are generally well received, even his trap videos don't get TOO much hate
  • Almost all of YC used to hate him, now they don't remember who he is
  • His skype pals and Dragon brothers on TLD think he's a cool dinner
  • Some people say he's nice. However, this is a false statement, I'm nice to people who I decide aren't bothering anyone else, if I consider you to be an ass in anyway... I become the most wretched and horrible person you will ever meet
  • Rude men refer to his style as similar to 2006/2007, he doesn't understand this

Criticism

  • He is overrated (as declared by himself)
  • He sets his standards too high for himself
  • He has awkward silences in his YTPs
  • He acts too strange sometimes (especially when bored)
  • He calls himself overrated when he isn't and when he does deserve subscribers.
  • He can get a little thickheaded at times
  • HE'S A CLASSIC STYLE POOPER (AKA: RIP-OFF ARTIST)
  • JoeTheBlueDragon is a fish monger
  • A few certain rude men wish that he would die

Achievements

  • He has reached 500 subscribers (which he seems to consider as overrated)
  • He has repetitively made mean and cruel jokes about Uwilmod and tells him to go touch a dick on regular occasions. (This displeases Cookie greatly)
  • The Little Dragons if that counts
  • Sometimes... people will get really drunk, and actually watch the bluecast from start to finish


Online

Influences

  • YEROCKY (he got me started on the path of being "WMM warrior")
  • DoomZappo I LIKE TO COPY HIM
  • KroboProductions I LIKE TO COPY HIM TOO
  • He copies a lot of people's styles and mixes them, but there's too many to name them all


Fans

  • He believes he has (and deserves) no fans
  • Except for Smonge
  • ....and Cookie
  • His two only fanboys were mysteriously killed, it's dangerous to be a fan of Joe

Other Information

  • He runs Cross Country and Track
  • JoeTheBlueDragon is actually a dragon, but JoeTheBlueDragon isn't real. Joe is a concept made up by the brain of a high school kid whose name isn't actually Joe, it's Dan, Joe is a dragon, Dan is not. It's complicated.

Trivia

  • He, his icon, and his ability to consistently call himself overrated are frequently the basis of jokes in other poopers' videos. Especially those by TrueTubePoops
  • TrueTubePoops has made a joke about JoeTheBlueDragon in every finished poop after "The Super Readers Venture Back in Time to Ensure Flatulence Passing in the Future"
  • According to a number of other poopers and Jack Black, JOETHEBLUEDRAGON IS A FISH MONGER
  • He is well known for his love of Prepubescent Churros, PINK ANIME MAN and good squirle

Links

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