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Hyrule
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What Is It?
Hyrule is the kingdom in the Legend of Zelda series and is the second or third most retarded place you'll ever find in any video game or real life. The first more retarded place being the Coney Island Disco Palace.
Background
Hyrule was originally a secret military base that hid aliens, zombies, the fucknut Named The Green Giant and other things inside. Also known by Glados, Gordon Freeman and related people as Black Mesa. Then one day a retarded King came by and got a boner and named it Jerry. This King was then assassinated by King Harkinian and got a bunch of his medieval knights to invade the base and downgrade the technology. He turned this once thriving military base into a Castle Town of near underpopulation.
People That Actually Live In This Shitload of Fuck
- Link
- Zelda
- King Harkinian
- Gwonam (Also has a summer home in Koridai.)
- Ganon
- Morshu (he owns a shop in Koridai, however.)
- Impa
- Saria
- The Zoras
- The Gorons
- Talon
- Ingo
- Malon
- Everyone who's ever been in the Legend of Zelda series. (Minus the Phillips CD-i games.)
People Who Have Tried to Destroy Hyrule
- Ganon
- Agahnim
- Ganondorf ...Wait, all three of them are the same person.
- Zant
- Vaati
- Dr. Robotnik - Tried to destroy its forests on the Robotnik Express. Distracted after he passed a KFC.
- Vegeta - But Goku stopped him.
- Dr. Evil - Threatened to destroy it if he wasn't paid 100 rupees. Though he was paid, Dr. Evil soon discovered that 100 rupees is the equivalent of 10 dollars.
- Megatron - Detected high traces of energon in the Fairy Fountains. But nobody was fooled by the presence of a gun in Hyrule and they had him burned.
