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Luigi
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This article is filed under Characters.
Luigi, the brother of Mario, comes in seven different forms:
- Retard Luigi - The weakest of the 6 Luigi forms, Retard Luigi's only special attribute is that he is easily confused by balls.
- Gay Luigi - Mario's butt buddy on the journey to defeat the mighty toasters and save the Princess from Bowser.
- Mama Luigi - A form of Luigi that is said to be a satanic creation brought to life by raw hatred and children's tears.
- Stone Luigi - A form of Luigi in which he gains extreme throwing and debating skills.
- God Luigi - Activated only when Mario repeatedly questions Luigi's sexuality, considered a "hidden form" by most. Luigi's most powerful form by far, signature move is the God Finger.
- Debrotherized Luigi - One must perform the dreaded Hot Plunger Storm Dance to magically transform Luigi into this form.
- Egg Luigi - Luigi's unhatched form. Walk around with it in your party, and it'll hatch into Retard Luigi.
Appearance(s)
Despite having seven different forms, Luigi is pretty much dressed the same way in the first 5 forms. Skin tone and hair color may vary throughout. Voice may vary as well.
