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United States of America
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America. FUCK YEAH!! Coming again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!
The United States of America is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
The empress of America is Wendy O.
America is also what Bandit Keith is obsessed with.
Liked By
- Bandit Keith (Loves America the most, in fact.)
- Americans
- Soldier
- Iggy Koopa
- Donald Duck
- Bugs Bunny
- Captain America
- Revolutionary War-era Patriots
- Guile
- Charlie (Guile's friend)
- Terry Bogard
- Doc Louis
- Disco Kid (Though not as much as disco.)
- Super Macho Man (Though not as much as his fame.)
- Superman (who fights for truth, justice, and the American way.)
- Mr. Sandman (Mainly for the city of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.)
- Rocky Balboa
- Apollo Creed (About as much as Bandit Keith loves America, in fact.)
- Michael Bay (Unfortunately)
- Team America (FUCK YEAH!)
- George Washington
- Actually, all of our founding fathers.
- Hulk Hogan
- Hank Hill
- The Japanese (they make a lot of money from American consumers.)
- Germany (Even though they told them to stop)
- Optimus Prime
- The members of G.I. Joe
Disliked By
- Europeans
- Loyalists
- The British Redcoats
- The Chinese
- A few of the Koreans. (But not Kim Kaphwan, who has had Americans as teammates)
- Rod Blagojevich
- Benedict Arnold
- Ivan Drago
- Michael Moore (Hates America the most.)
- Canadians
- Fred Phelps
- Hitler
- Lil' Hitler
- Afghanistan
- Iraq
- The Jonas Brothers
- Rammstein (They hate America's influence on culture)
- Communist Superman (Superman's communist form, who fights for Stalin instead of truth, justice, and the American way.)
- Decepticons (They choose to attack American landmarks instead of any other place in the world.)
Trivia
- The United States has the 3rd highest population in the world. They're only behind India and China respectively.
- Youtube Poop was invented in the United States by SuperYoshi.
- Remarkably, it was invented a few miles north of where the United States was founded (Philadelphia).
- In addition, many poopers are American.
- Many sources are made in the US, though many of these can be discounted because they were animated elsewhere.
- The United States has the largest military in the world.
- They also produce the most cheese of any country, making 4,275,000 Metric Tonnes of cheese yearly, more than double of Germany (the 2nd largest producer)'s 1,927,000 Metric Tonnes of cheese, or France's 1,884,000 Metric Tonnes of cheese.
- The Decepticons love attacking American cities, particularly Detroit, New York City, and Washington, D.C.. In fact, Megatron actually shot at the Washington Monument, leaving Optimus Prime, Grimlock and Slag to put it back together.
- If anime has taught us anything, it's that all Americans have blonde hair and blue eyes, and all women are greatly endowed.
- Strong Bad's worst nightmare is a single picture of the United States wearing tight, white brand underdrawers. Obviously, he had one too many pudding pops.
