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Larry Koopa

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Name: Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa
Appears In: Super Mario Brothers 3, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World
Sex: Yes, please.
Age: 37
Occupation(s): Man-whore/Nazi
Played By: James Rankin (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), Lani Minella (New SMB Wii)

Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa (B. 1973) is one of King Koopa's sons, and is the youngest one since Bowser Jr.'s death.


Personality

You know it's Larry if he's...

  • Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall.
  • Telling Monty Moles to stand there.
  • Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink purple shell with sunglasses named Roy Koopa.
  • He is a poseur.
  • His erection lasts more than 4 hours.
  • Humping football players.
  • Raping the floor.
  • Eavesdropping
  • Saying "Cum" over and over.
Larry is happy that he raped the floor again.

Trivia

  • The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
  • His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
  • He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
  • He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
  • He is the emperor of eavesdropping.
  • Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
  • He has lung cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
  • He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the SS that was hanged at the end of WWII by Polish troops.
  • Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
  • Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
  • Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
  • He once saw his sister, Wendy O. having sex with Casanova Koopa. He is currently in therapy because of it.
  • His favourite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Spy.
  • He can't tell the difference between Luigi and Weegee.

Dislikes

Liked By

Disliked By

  • Let's just say everyone else and call it a day

Memorable Quotes

  • IYAAAAAAAARGH!
  • AT LAST! My time has CUM!
  • That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
  • I am the emperor of eavesdropping!
  • Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
  • GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
  • You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
  • ...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
  • The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
  • Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.

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