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Iggy Koopa
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This article is filed under Characters.
One of King Koopa's many evil sons. Iggy "Hop" Koopa (B. 1969) is a character from the Super Mario World cartoon. He has a brother named Lemmy.
Personality
Hop is evil much like his brother Hip, though unlike Hip, Hop is a capitalist, which sometimes causes them to be at odds. Hop is also more intelligent then Hip.
Likes
- Jesus Christ
- Lemmy Koopa
- King Koopa
- Money
- The Engineer
- Yoshi
- Uctions
- The Legend of Zelda
- The Styx song "Mr. Roboto"
- Computers
- Machines
- Technology
- Various branches of mathematics.
- Knoledge
- The fact that he is in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Dislikes
- The fact that he didn't get his own Koopa Hotel for some strange reason.
- Communism (much to Lemmy's dismay)
- The fact that he was in Mario is Missing
- Roy Koopa
- Zak
- Gay Luigi
- Hitler
- The Nazi Party (much to Ludwig's dismay)
- The KKK (much to Larry's dismay
- Anti-Uctions
- Weegee
- Gays
- Magic Drugs
- Booze
- Sex before marriage
- The Jonas Brothers
- Satanists
- The fact that he looks like a Retard in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Skills
Knows how not to be seen. This skill was acquired from John Cena.
Near-Death
Hop, and his brother, Lemmy, were seriously injured when Wizardheimer fucked-up a hex spell and exploded. Wizardheimer was killed. Hop and Hip are in critical condition, but are stabilizing.
Trivia
- Spent half of the year 1983 in a mental asylum.
- Faked his way out of the asylum in early 1984 when he heard about the new Apple Macintosh.
- Thinks that he has found the Cave of Uctions.