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Chad Warden
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Sir Charley M. Warden is quite possibly the greatest man/troll who ever walked the face of the Earth. He participated in some missionary work a while back, spreading the belief that the PS TRIPPLE is better than the Wii and Xbox 360, specificly while blasting awsome music and talkin in an urban accent, what was less awsome was his fucked up his reasoning by making weird noises and talking about wiping his ass with a dildo.
On March 13, 2007 Chad Wardenn posted a vlog video Why PS3 is better than the Wii and 360 in which he used his laid back urban street talk to discuss the difference between the consoles. It was an unremarkable video and yet it hit the crest of the wave youtube users were seeking more information about said machines.
As of March 30, 2008, practically an entire year after doing his video for the Playstation 3, he did one more video that involved him going to a place that serves sushi and hanging out with his friends. Nothing worth of value was involved in that video, other that an illusion of him sucking dick. Nowadays, however, we have no clue what he's doing at all and he's presumed to be dead at this point to the Internet. That being said, a new picture of him surfaced on the internet in 2013, proving that he is alive.
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Death?
Ever since that video, there has been a rumor that Chad got killed by some pissed off German kid who thought his videos suck ass. Caught on the German Kid's CCTV was him taking a keyboard and whacking Chad to death. Strangely, Chad's body has never been found, if he was killed that is. [1]
Another video shows the same kid shooting Chad Warden's face. Chad Warden dies afterwards.[[2]]
However, in 2013, it was proven that he is actually still alive.
Posessions
- A Dildo (Deal Dough)
- Ps-Triple
- An Escalade
- Sushi
- Wario Ware Shove up yo' ass game
- Niggas
- Action 52
- Hair Gel
- Nintendo Wii
Likes
- chinese food
- Tru Niggas
- Ps Triple
- His Caddy
- Final Fantasy 7
- Sushi
- His Slick Black Hair
- Dealing Dough
- Kaz Hirai
- BALLIN'
- Giant enemy crabs
- Parties with shrooms.
- Rappers Fighting
- 50 Cent
- Lil' Jon
Dislikes
- The Legend of Zelda Series
- That Little Bitch
- And His Little Bitch-Ass Sword
- And His Little Shield
- And He Goes HEH-HEH-HEH
- The Wario-Ware Series
- The Nintendo Wii
- The XBOX Circle (He never did too well in Geometry)
- GAYLO 3
- Tears of War
- Mario Party (Cause he don't smoke shrooms and shit.)
- That One Little Fat Bitch
- Action 52
Fun Facts
- Chad Warden was once nominated as Biggest Douche in the Universe, and he won, narrowly beating John Edwards.
- Catchphrase is, "Man's best friend, huh?" Coined after he got fed up with every single dog he meets biting his Penis.
- Has a crush on Gaspra, who is obviously way too good for him.
- His biggest fantasy is to have sex with Kaz Hirai, even though Kaz is no nigga.
- He aint talkin' about dat Wii.
- When he says Action 52, he says it as "AC-shit fitty 2".
- He most likely downloaded Final Fantasy VII and probably Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 off the Playstation 3's Playstation Network.
- Knows the secret ingredients to Bad Medicine. However, before he could escape with them, he was shot by one of Yoshi's employees.
Often Used By
- Conrad Slater
- Seconteen
- PeskeyPlumber (Gameboy version)
- RetardedAnimeParodyX
- Mmb101
- lololthisguy
- tinywnorth
- Deepercutt
- LACOSAM
- All those who believe that the Nintendo Wii and/or the Xbox 360 are really better than the Playstation 3.
