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From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
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What the number two looks like, in case you are a retard.
The number that comes before three, but after one. It is not directly before four, despite several theories to the contrary made by King Harkinian.
Two is mentioned frequently by characters from CD-i games, including Link, the King, and Zelda. Elsewhere, two has significance as the number that allows people to identify things as a sequel, such as Ghostbusters 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, and Sonic 2.
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There are two pictures on the right and two man boobs here.
- King Harkinian "I'm going 2 Gamelon, 2 aid him.
- Zelda "Go 2 Gamelon, and find my father!"
- Link "I just wonder what Ganon's up 2!"
- Link "Great! I can't wait 2 bomb some dodongos!"
- Mama Luigi "Well, it all started when Mario, The Princess, and I went 2 Dinosaur World for a vacation!"
- Doc Louis "Hey Mac Baby, wait here! I'm going 2 get you a chocolate bar!! Ha, Ha! I'm just kidding; I think I'll get one for me."
- Arthur "I told you, NOT 2 TOUCH IT!"
- Optimus Prime "Strike two!" (hits himself in the head)
- Hoagie Gilligan (his codename is Numbuh 2)
- The Funky Fisherman ("Five, four, three... 2... one!")
- Apple (their first massively successful product was the Apple ][.)
There was also some video on teh internets involving two girls, a cup, and some other pretty sick shit.
