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Zacheatscrackers
This pooper started during late 2006 - early 2007, when YouTube Poop experienced a boom in popularity.
This article is about that fag Zach, who has been making poops since 2007, but officially made his first appearance on Youchewpoop in 2008, and does cool things, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.
Name: Zacheatscrackers
Real Name: Zachary
Sex: Male
Country: USA
First Poop: What is two+infinity
Preferred Sources: Home Movies, ATHF, Squidbillies, 12 oz. Mouse, South Park etc.
Preferred Methods: Rape, Stuttering, Repetition, Sentence Mixing/Word Splicing
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas 7.0
YouTube Account: zacheatscrackers
Things people have said about me!
- "he be pimpin walkin down the block mothafuckas all know who he is he is the KING baby" ~ BigMarioandTailsfan
- "I think you're just cut out to be a forum member, Zach. You've been an excellent contributor these past few years. Thanks for giving." ~ UncleChuckTH
- "But seriously, you're probably the nicest person I've ever met on YouChew, and you're seriously like a brother to me." ~ Bya
- "nigga, you an OG
stay ballin'" ~ TyranosaurusSumo
- "the kawaiiest <3~" ~ Cynnicio/Synister Sir
- "I'm so juaous of him" ~ IntermissionForBunny
The list goes on and on~
It's hard to describe me, though, regardless
Ah, yes, zacheats-motherfucking-crackers. That insane, socially awkward, inhumanely girly, overly nice, lazy, goofy as hell teen that everyone loves to death.
He's made countless hilarious pictures, is a riot to have in a conversation (when he wants to talk, anyway), is skilled (?) at video games, has frequent bouts of depression, has made MANY videos over the course of his pooping career, both game and poop-related, and obsesses over too many forms of media to count from scratch.
You ask yourself; how did this insanity-stricken goof-ball start his long, shit-filled, insane history at YouChewPoop?
That, my friends, can only be answered via my History:
History
I was a wee lad at the age of 7 when I first discovered the internet in 2001. I thought it was the best thing ever, but that was only because I didn't bother to delve further into the depths of it. I just spent much of my time playing ROMs of Nintendo games, going on Nick.com and Cartoonnetwork.com and shit. It was nice.
Then I got bored. I wanted to step things up a bit. I wanted to become more involved in what was going on in the e-world.
In June 2007, I joined smwcentral.net. My first ever community. I joined as zach033094.
It didn't go well.
And it didn't just stop at smwcentral. Feeling no longer accepted there, I went to countless other communities (starmen.net, SRB2.org, TV.com, MUGEN Infantry/Guild, and Roblox HQ) to try and make a name for myself. None of these communities accepted me. I've had a terrible history with most of these communities and I want to forget I ever joined any of them. They all sucked dick anyway.
I just wanted to be a good, contributing person to a community. I thought that day would never come... until I found YouChewPoop, the first and probably only community that will ever accept me for who I am.
I entered the pooping scene in August 17th, 2007 because I felt like it, and started making poops. My first one was quite awful, but it was a decent start to my career. And luckily, since this was around 'Booming' years, I got plenty of attention for it; it was mixed, though.
I made an account on YouChew when it was still on Vanilla in November 2007. I was too nervous to use it, however; so I disregarded it and Conrad, YouChew's patriarch at the time, disabled it since I just made it and paid no attention to it afterwards.
Eventually, I OFFICIALLY joined Youchew in January 2008, just to see if my time spent here would be any better than previous community experiences. I was determined to make yet another new name for myself, but this time be successful about it. But... did it go well?
At first... no, not at all. Later on, yes.
When I began my 3-year-long presence at YouChew, things didn't go any better than they did from my other community experiences. My poops were quite well-received for the most part, but not much more than that, but every other thing I said or did got me bottomless wells of shit. I had a rivalry with just about every member of the community, and I was too oblivious and ignorant to stop my brash behavior.
During early '09, I left Youchewpoop (while getting myself banned at the same time) temporarily due to getting into a stupid incident with a member. To me, it was the smart thing to do, since by then, I pretty much fucked up my reputation seemingly BEYOND repair. After that, I pretty just gave up on forums/communities in general for months. I thought I was nothing more than a pathetic piece of shit that will never be accepted by anyone ever. I was so pathetic and unlikeable and jealous of how everyone could have a friend but me. I went off to do irl things for a while.
Later on, I went back to the aforementioned MUGEN forums in an attempt to fill my internet void, since they fully forgave me for my retarded behavior years ago. I also became allowed to join starmen's secret forum, but eventually lost interest in both. Both of those places were just... too boring. Neither of them clicked with me, despite both communities fully opening up to me. I left them due to their scathingly awful userbases and strict-as-hell rules.
At a loss for what to do, I decided... to give YouChew one more try; I had no other community to turn to but that place. I returned on June '09 and acted differently. I no longer pissed and whined at every single thing. I no longer acted like an attention-starved asshole. I've done nothing to damage my reputation on the forums since then (aside from my "nigga-phase"), and eventually everyone started to like me. I finally knew what it was like to have online friends. I continued to be a good guy, and soon enough, I became one of the most popular people on the forums; that one guy everyone wanted to socialize with. My poops remained popular and conversation-worthy and I was overall happy, despite frequent depression.
Although I still have my occasional stupidity outbursts every now and then, I'm always extremely quick to apologize for them. And even then, everyone is light-hearted about what I do now.
During the first half of 2011, alot of my friends abandoned me; I was once again in a state of loneliness and depression that was nearly identical to early '09. It got to the point where I made a self-pity-ridden speech that basically screamed "no one likes me i should just leave". This put everyone into a state of shock, and they all did their hardest to convince me to stay. That, of course, DID convince me, since that golden heart of mine was still crawling under my clouds of depression. Since June '11, things have been fine.
Also, I just prefer being called Zach now, since I've officially changed my name to Zach. My reason for this is because as time went on, people calling me by my full alias (take a guess!) has faded and people just referred to me as Zach, and by 2010, everyone just called me Zach instead of zacheatscrackers. My current YouTube account is still named zacheatscrackers, but oh well, not much I can do about that. I could change accounts, but no one would even give a shit, so whatever.
Personality
I'm frequently regarded as nice, but sometimes I can be a complete douche; which I'm fully aware of. I try to better myself all the time, even when I don't need to. My self-pity doesn't help.
I'm also super girly so I tend to use alot of smilies and shit; make of that what you will.
Style
I suppose you could say I'm like JazzDanceForChildren; like him, I've been making rape poops since the beginning of my poop career, and I continue to do so to this very day. Always was my style, always will be, but I like to have variety at times.
Preferred Sources
- Hare and Guu
- Home Movies
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Space Ghost Coast to Coast
- Squidbillies
- The Boondocks
- Spongebob Squarepants
- South Park
- Left 4 Dead
- The Simpsons
- Whatever appeals to me
Preferred Methods
Preferred Tech
- Sony Vegas
- Adobe Premiere
- Windows Movie Maker (if it's one of those beefed-up WMM's with a shit-load of effects)
Reception
I don't even know anymore.
I guess some people like me and some people don't. That's how I'd like to say it. I don't like being conceited about what people think of me.
Criticism
In spite of the good reception I receive today, I've been subject to criticism:
- on and off skill at video games
- unoriginality at times in my videos
- occasionally posting offensive things
- not being that talkative
- being oblivious
- not getting used to things as easily as others
etc.
In Real Life
Online
- Minister
- TantricNferno
- Bya
- The Pope
- Cynnicio
- Bya
- Bematt
- CaptainStringCheese
- Rosetta
- SteveCentra
- heartlessmushroom
- SkyBlueFox
etc.
Influences
- AlThePorcupine
- Link123456
- Stegblob
- TyrannosaurusReich
- BigMarioandTailsfan
All five of these guys have been a huge influence in my poop-making career, and without them I probably wouldn't have made the 200+ videos I've made in my pooping years. Thanks guys. Really.
Fans
- Minister
- TheNeopreneJunebug
- Cynnicio
- Bematt
- Mazz0Murder
- Bya
etc.
Achievements
- Popularized Home Movies pretty much.
- Idiotska blocked him on Steam. (lol)
- Coined the terms "Scopy", "fatyt", "Ploy" and "rimp".
- Succeeded at being an overall feminine sarcastic sensitive bitch boy that everyone loves somehow!
Other Information
MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com. Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though. Skype is zacheatscrackers.
I've went to several communities before and utterly failed in my attempts to fit in in those communities, as aforementioned, so that's why I've stuck with Youchew for so long; it's easy to fit in here. Fuck all other communities ever made, they can suck my dick. No condoms allowed.
Seriously.
Age: 17.
Country: USA.
State: Delaware.
Personal Favorite Poops
I know for a fact that I'll never make shit like the shit I made back in the day ever again. But it's still nice to reflect on my former poop skills.
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Trivia
- Likes Touhou
- Likes TF2
- Likes cool things
- Considers himself bi
- Is a Steam fag
- Is retarded
Likes
- Being stupid
- Being cute
- Cursing
- Farting
- Eating
- Playing FPSes 24/7
- Masturbating (you saw this coming)
- Ripping off other users because tool
- Talking into his headset mic
- Watching pornography
- People
- His chest hair
- generic humorous trait goes here
- fucking
- damn
- this
- list
- sucks
- other things okay
Dislikes
- Myself
- People who whine all the time (especially without a legitimate reason)
- When TF2 doesn't work for me in some way shape or form
- Making accidental typos/grammatical errors (without Firefox's spell checker I'm fucking nothing seriously)
- People who constantly message him about some stupid shit
- boring things
- stupid things
- gay niggas
- a
Links
Both of his accounts on Youchews' forums can be found easily.
He has closed his main account multiple times so there is not much to look for in there. If you want a better dip at my pooping abilities check out my alt since my main account mostly has filler/stupid shit on it so I doubt it would be worth your time to give it a look but what the hell do I know I'm just rambling right now stgfuuii656ik6556;
Current Status
Making poops: From August 17th 2007-present.
On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-present
I hope this was a good read. Or not.
My Personal Favorite Avatars
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Mysterion!
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Bad-ass Kyle!
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Kawaii Kenny~
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Fucking :3333333333333
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Stawkeen
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Suikaaaaaaaaaa
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One more for good measure
