Larry Koopa

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Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa (B. 1980) is one of King Koopa's sons, and is the youngest one since Bowser Jr.'s death.

Personality

You know it's Larry if he's...

• Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall.
• Telling Monty Moles to stand there.
• Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink purple shell with sunglasses named Roy Koopa.
• He is a poseur.
• His erection lasts more than 4 hours.
• Humping football players.
• Raping the floor.
• Eavesdropping
• Saying "Cum" over and over.
• Gushing about his shiny eyelids.

Larry , after taking a little boy's last dime.

Larry being stupid and happy.

Dislikes

• The Mario Brothers
• Hollywood
• John Lennon
• Some grandma
• The Princess
• The Cave People
• Bowser Jr
• Lemmy
• Communists (much to Lemmy's dismay)
• Jews
• Non-aryans
• The fact that he wasn't in any Mario sports game but Monty Mole was.

Liked By

• King Koopa
• Ludwig Von Koopa
• Adolf Hitler
• Benito Mussolini
• The National Social German Worker's Party
• Shigeru Miyamoto enough to be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

Disliked By

• Let's just say everyone else and call it a day

Trivia

• The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
• His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
• He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
• He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
• He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping died of unknown causes.
• Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
• He has lung cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
• He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the SS that was hanged at the end of WWII by Polish troops.
• Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
  • If the regime takes power, he shall have the position of First Lord of the Treasury.
• Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
• Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
• He once saw his sister, Wendy O. having sex with Casanova Koopa. He is currently in therapy because of it.
• His favourite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Spy.
• He can't tell the difference between Luigi and Weegee.

Memorable Quotes

• AT LAST! My time has come!
• That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
• I am the emperor of eavesdropping!
• Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
• GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
• You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
• The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
• Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.