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Magic Drugs
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He-Man owns them. Thems made from Uctions.
Magic drugs are good for you. You can obtain them if you have Money.
Effects
They make your problems go away (although Grounder denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause Pickle Surprise, and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also greatly increase your muscle mass. However, if you aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.
How To Take Them
Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your Mama Luigi.
How NOT To Take Them
First, ya say "NO!" (or "no thanks").
People Who Like Magic Drugs
- Scratch
- Sonic
- He-Man
- Ivan Drago (In injectable form.)
- Jimi Hendrix
- Pongpong13
- Phoenix Wright
- M. Bison
- The Fat Controller
- Diesel
- Barry Bonds (Also in injectable form.)
- Dethklok
- Dr. Rockso, The Rock N' Roll Clown (Specifically, just cocaine.)
- The Insane Clown Posse
- Most musicians, especially rappers and rock & rollers.
- Big Mouth (Without them, he can't see his friend, Roger Rabbit.)
- Gutsman's Ass
- Youtube
- Super Macho Man (Also in an injectable form.)
- Zant (In the form of Caffine Pills.)
- Wario (Also in an injectable form.)
- Grimmjow Jaggerjaques (All forms of it. He uses them to power up.)
- '60s Hippies
Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs
- A27Wolf (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?)
People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs
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- Grounder (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.)
- Ronald Reagan (Just say no.)
- Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.)
- Mama Luigi
- Stone Luigi
- Gordon
- Emily
- Communists
- Nazis (Believe that since they're the ultimate race, they shan't do magic drugs.)
- Adolf Hitler (Believes that magic drugs are pointless.)
- The Police (By that, I mean the actual police, not the band Police.)
- Captain Lou Albano - He believes that they'll make you go to Hell before you die.
- Jesus Christ
- Hop
Variations
Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:
- Smokes
- Very Big Drug (VBD)
- Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs
- Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
- Opium
- Marijuana
- Steroids
- Cocaine
- Crystal Meth
