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Wendy O. Koopa
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This article is filed under Characters.
Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa is a needy child and living abortion. She is spoiled rotton by her father, King Koopa, and demands impossible things from him. She is currently one of the most powerful people in the world, second only to the likes of Goronu, Mr. Krabs, and Tom Nook.
Her Empire in North America
Kootie pie become into the emperor of America when bowser surken the white house in the deeps of the mushroom sea, then her commands were:
- Every kid in America must be a rock.
- Every kid in america most invite her a date.
- Every kid in america will give her lot of toys.
- And all the gold in Fort Lox will be used as jewerly for Kootie Pie.
Likes
- Daddykins
- All food than a koopa can steal
- America
- Her teethbrush
- Make tantrums (or rather contining farts)
- Lots of useless stuff than she collect
- Rick 'n Roll (yes, I can't belive it...too)
- Milli Vanilli
- Lemmy
- The Ocean
- Ludwig
- Lesbian sex with The Princess and Birdo
- Her Evil Coins that pinch back on pesky plumbers
- Real Mario
- Yoshi (he is kawaii)
- Herself
- The fact that her Boobs are bigger than The Princess's
- Hilary Clinton (her favourite politician).
- Miley Cyrus (They're alot alike)
Dislikes
- Mario
- Luigi
- The princess
- The first lady
- Ipo the reader
- Morshu (for not giving credit)
- Roy
- Bowser Jr
- Morton
- Being called Kootie pie
- People beating her in two turns in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga
- Oogtard
- The Cave People
Liked by
Disliked by
- Mario
- Luigi
- Princess Toadstool
- Toad
- Yoshi
- Oogtard )but nobody cares about what he thinks, because he is a retard).
- Roy Koopa
- Ludwig von Koopa
- Larry Koopa
- Lord Kamek
- Bowser Jr.
- You
- Mama Luigi
- Most of the Koopa race.
- AT&T
- Darth Vader
- Russia/U.S.S.R.
- Hitler
- Germany (Especially Nazi Germany.)
- Ganon
- Mama Fireplant
- Joseph Stalin
- Taco Bell
- The Roman Catholic Church
- Israil
- Spain
- France
- India
- Austria
- Hungary
- Gay Luigi
- Dr. Rabbit
- Hindus
- Wales
- England
- Barak Obama
- Mexico
- The Serbian Orthodox Church
- The Milky Way
- Elizabeth I
- Lordcristale
- Czar Ivan the Terrible
- Milli Vanilli
- Kaiser Whilhelm II
- Daleks
- The John Marshall Law School
- Loud Kiddington
- Charity Bazaar
Trivia
- Wendy's pennies are known not only to pinch back, but, on occasion, to commit adultery.
- She has more money than her father does.
- Her empire in North America has been weathering the economic crisis quite well.
- She was the original owner of I.M. Meen's secret book of nasty magic.
- In 1998, she came incredibly close to beating Tom Nook's risky business gamble that eventually won him 73% of the world's economy.
