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Uctions
Uctions are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.
Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right).
Trivia
- The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
- Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
- When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
- Only Mario, Fat Mario, & Mr. X own the power of Uctions.
- Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
Chosen weilders of Uctions
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
Uctions as energy unit
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Is based on the amount of puppies will a male pregnant elephant give birth if exposed to a certain amount of Uctions, Anti-Uctions give birth to Bagels instead. Several objects in their Uction test are shown below (negative amount of Uctions equals positive amount of Anti-Uctions:
- Mama Luigi: -9999 Uctions
- AIDS: -500 Uctions
- Heartless: -100 Uctions
- CD-I: -50 uctions
- Dr Rabbit -10 Uctions
- Retard Luigi`s brain: 0 Uctions
- Morshu: 5 Uctions
- Africans 10 Uctions
- Boobs: 30 Uctions
- Gay Luigi 50 Uctions
- One heart 100 Uctions
- Kingdom Hearts 3000 Uctions
- Steely Phil 5000 Uctions
- A Falcon Punch 9000 Uctions
- God Luigi Infinite amount of Uctions
