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Luigi
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This article is filed under Characters.
Luigi, the brother of Mario, comes in nine main forms, as well as countless other lesser-known forms. All of his main , and some of his fake forms, are meterializations of Luigi´s psyche. His forms tend to meet each other at certain times. Being such a shape shifter, Luigi is hard to find by detectives and police, mainly for his most evil forms.
Main Forms
- Regular Luigi - A form that denies being related to the other forms
- Mama Luigi - A form of Luigi that is said to be a satanic creation brought to life by raw hatred and children's tears.
- Stone Luigi - A form of Luigi in which he gains extreme throwing and debating skills.
- Gay Luigi - Mario's butt buddy on the journey to defeat the mighty toasters and save the Princess from Bowser.
- Retard Luigi - The weakest of the eight Luigi forms, Retard Luigi's only special attribute is that he is easily confused by balls.
- Egg Luigi - Luigi's unhatched form. Walk around with it in your party, and it'll hatch into Retard Luigi.
- Debrotherized Luigi - One must perform the dreaded Hot Plunger Storm Dance to magically transform Luigi into this form.
- Emo Luigi - A form of Luigi that occurs when something awful happens.
- God Luigi - Activated only when Mario repeatedly questions Luigi's sexuality, considered a "hidden form" by most. Luigi's most powerful form by far, signature move is the God Finger.
- Super Dimentio, or an ugly giant unloyal jester who is gay. Like Gay Luigi
- Doctor Luigi - Awakened when Luigi is hypnotized into thinking he is Doctor Robotnik.
- Farmer Luigi - He rescued the crops!
Appearance(s)
Despite having nine different main forms, Luigi is pretty much dressed the same way in all but the Egg form. Skin tone and hair color may vary throughout. Voice may vary as well.
Other Forms
Temporary Forms
- Pain Luigi - A form that appears when Emo Luigi can't kill himself, Mama Luigi can't give AIDS, when no men are around Gay Luigi, when Stone Luigi can't chisel things, when Retard Luigi has to go to school, or when Debrotherized Luigi can't hurt Mario.
Plausible Forms
- Mario Luigi (Real but not yet appeared)
- Luigizilla - The only pooper who has ever awaken the fire breathing reptile residing in Luigi is LuigiGodzillaGirl.
