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*Do not play this [[shit]]e game. Play something better, like [[DOOM]].
 
*Do not play this [[shit]]e game. Play something better, like [[DOOM]].
 
*The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the [[Xbox 360]], [[Playstation 3]], and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, [[you]] have been warned.
 
*The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the [[Xbox 360]], [[Playstation 3]], and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, [[you]] have been warned.
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*All Halo fans rate anything that's not Halo a low score, creating [[Retard|retards]] like IGN. Halo fans especially hate the [[Wii]] and [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|SSBB]]. Halo fans are often despised among the gaming community, full of people who play [[DOOM|REAL GAMES]].
 
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Halo boxart.

Halo was originally released for the Xbox developed by Bungie. Halo is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.

Why it's called Halo

Well that's an obvious one. Most of the game(s) takes place on a ringworld known as, big surprise, Halo. Need I go on?

Characters

  • Master Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green "SPARTAN" armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
  • Cortana - A digital women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo, but more sassy and sarcastic, therefore making her more like Tatl from Majora's Mask?
  • The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from space!
  • The Flood - A parasite...from space!
  • The Arbiter - An alien...from space!

Trivia

  • The sequel, though makes only subtle references to, the Marathon series, also made by Bungie.
  • Chad Warden refers to it as Gaylo.
  • The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) Princess Peach from the Mario series, as well as Zoey from Left 4 Dead. No really, she did.
  • David Scully, voice actor for Sergeant Johnson, also voiced in Left 4 Dead as a minor role, as well as Leon Powalski and Panther Coroso in Star Fox Assault.
  • Robin Atkin Downes, voice actor for the Prophet of Regret (A.K.A., someone we don't give a shit about.), also voiced in the No More Heroes games as the main protagonist Travis Touchdown, as well as the Medic in Team Fortress 2.
  • Do not play this shite game. Play something better, like DOOM.
  • The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, you have been warned.
  • All Halo fans rate anything that's not Halo a low score, creating retards like IGN. Halo fans especially hate the Wii and SSBB. Halo fans are often despised among the gaming community, full of people who play REAL GAMES.