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| − | Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions enema every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals. [[Shit|Pepsi]] is made from a powder made out of crystallized Anti-Uctions, while [[Good|Coke]] is made from an [[Uctions]] powder. | + | Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of [[uctions]]. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by [[CD-I]] Zelda People, and [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes an Anti-Uctions enema every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals. [[Shit|Pepsi]] is made from a powder made out of crystallized Anti-Uctions, while [[Good|Coke]] is made from an [[Uctions]] powder (part of the secret formula, in fact). |
[[Image:Action 52 (NES) box art.jpg|thumb|right|This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the [[Sega]] Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.]] | [[Image:Action 52 (NES) box art.jpg|thumb|right|This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the [[Sega]] Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.]] | ||
[[Image:Datadesignlogo.jpg|thumb|right|An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.]] | [[Image:Datadesignlogo.jpg|thumb|right|An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.]] | ||
Revision as of 13:47, 6 August 2009
Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of uctions. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by CD-I Zelda People, and Dr. Rabbit takes an Anti-Uctions enema every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals. Pepsi is made from a powder made out of crystallized Anti-Uctions, while Coke is made from an Uctions powder (part of the secret formula, in fact).
Major Sources
- Mama Luigi
- Bad Medicine
- You if you are evil.
- God Luigi
- God Rabbit
- AIDS
- The Pit/Hell
- Me if I am evil.
- Miscellanious evils from, well, whatever.
What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions
You may just want to ignore it. That, or go get medical help. However, if you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or become completely insane or something like that.
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