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The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]]. | The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]]. | ||
You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. | You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. | ||
| − | [[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it. | + | Dr. Ivo [[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it. |
==Ways to say Penis== | ==Ways to say Penis== | ||
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*Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.) | *Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.) | ||
*[[PINGAS|Pingas]], also spelled Penish or Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik) | *[[PINGAS|Pingas]], also spelled Penish or Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik) | ||
| + | *Piness (invented accidentally by Robotnik Claus) | ||
*Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]]) | *Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]]) | ||
*Peaness (invented accidentally by [[Orson Welles]]) | *Peaness (invented accidentally by [[Orson Welles]]) | ||
Revision as of 15:28, 8 March 2009
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The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of entertainment. You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. Dr. Ivo Robotnik has a huge obsession with it.
Ways to say Penis
Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
- Dick (invented by Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by The Angry Video Game Nerd or The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
- Pingas, also spelled Penish or Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
- Piness (invented accidentally by Robotnik Claus)
- Pingors (invented by Mario head)
- Peaness (invented accidentally by Orson Welles)
- Penus
- Penor (invented by Piconjo
- Peen (invented by YTWatchdog)
- Dickie (invented by Eddy)
- Twanger (invented by Zippy)
- Big red one (invented by Zippy)
- Johnson (invented by MightyKombat)
- Monudder (invented by ShadowWario)
- Donk (invented by Soulja Boy)
- Dong (invented by Link)
- Twang/Wang (invented by Tyrannosaurus Alan)
- Thingess (invented by Mario head)
- Snout (invented by Mario head)
- SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik)
- PEEENIS (invented by Solid Snake)
- Mydangger (invented by Me)
- Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson)
- Tallywacker
- One-eyed monster
- Purple helmet warrior
- Meat cigar
If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.
