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|title              = 2009 Costa Rica earthquake
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Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, Nathaniel Hawthorne, [[Anti-Uctions]], NOT [[SchiavoneTheRichard]] (because he's just too awesome to be Naruto), Nuto (lol, sexual joke), Porno, Michael Jackson and [[Spaghetti]] is a fake [[ninja]] and aspiring [[Jap|Hokage]] who always likes to say "[[Believe it]]" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from [[Hinata]] after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in [[Coney Island Disco Palace|an island very far away from home]].
|map                = 2009 Costa Rica Earthquake shakemap.jpg
 
|magnitude          = 6.1&nbsp;[[Moment magnitude scale|M<sub>w</sub>]] (6.2&nbsp;[[Richter magnitude scale|M<sub>L</sub>]])
 
|depth              = {{convert|4.5|km|mi|abbr=on}}<ref name="USGS">{{cite web|url=http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009bpba.php#details|title=Magnitude 6.1 - COSTA RICA|date=2008-01-09|publisher=USGS|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
|location          = {{coord|10.197|N|84.159|W|display=inline,title}}
 
|countries affected = {{flagcountry|Costa Rica}},<br/>{{flagcountry|Nicaragua}}
 
|casualties        = 18 dead<ref>{{cite news |first= |last= |authorlink= |coauthors= |title=Costa Rica contabiliza 18 muertos y 56 desaparecidos por terremoto|url=http://www.laprensagrafica.com/index.php/internacionales/mundo/11435.html |work= |publisher=[[La Prensa Gráfica]] |date=2009-01-10 |accessdate=January 2009 }}</ref>, 32 injured, 42 missing
 
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The '''2009 Costa Rica earthquake''' occurred at 01:21:34 p.m. [[UTC-6|local time]] (6:21:34 p.m. [[UTC]]) on January 8, 2009.  The epicenter of the 6.1&nbsp;[[Moment magnitude scale|M<sub>w</sub>]] [[earthquake]] was in northern [[Costa Rica]], {{convert|30|km|mi}} [[north-northwest]] of [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/> The earthquake was felt all over Costa Rica as well as in southern central [[Nicaragua]].<ref name="USGS"/>
 
  
==Damage==
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[[Image:Nar.PNG|thumb|right|Naruto's TRUE final words.]]
The earthquake killed at least eighteen people<ref>{{cite news |first= |last= |authorlink= |coauthors= |title=18 muertos por terremoto en Costa Rica |url=http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/internacionales/37142 |work= |publisher=[[El Nuevo Diario]]|date=10 de enero de 2009|accessdate=10 de enero de 2009 }}</ref>, including three children, left about 42 missing, and injured at least 32.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Hundreds of people are trapped and two villages have been cut off.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://news.theage.com.au/world/four-killed-in-strong-costa-rica-quake-tourists-trapped-20090110-7ds2.html|title=Four killed in strong Costa Rica quake, tourists trapped|date=2009-01-09|publisher=The Age|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Most of the victims died when a landslide occurred near the [[La Paz Waterfall, Costa Rica|La Paz waterfall]] by the [[Poás Volcano]], and 400 people including 300 tourists were evacuated from the area in helicopters.<ref name="reuters">{{cite news|url=http://uk.reuters.com/article/homepageCrisis/idUKN09283823._CH_.2420|title=Tourists evacuated after fatal Costa Rica quake|last=Benavides|first=Roger|date=2009-01-09|publisher=Reuters|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> 1,244 people were displaced, and 1,078 people are living in shelters.<ref name="CNN"/><ref name=Bloom>{{cite news|url=http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&sid=aeYPxZS53OA0&refer=latin_america|title=Costa Rica Earthquake Rescuers Try to Help Thousands (Update1) |last=Sabo|first=Eric|coauthors=Robin Stringer|date=2008-01-09|publisher=Bloomberg|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> In addition, a hotel, houses, roads, and vehicles were damaged, and a couple of bridges were destroyed.<ref name="reuters"/> The town of Cinchona was heavily hit, and all of the buildings there were heavily damaged.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j6U3SIe2xtJQdfeJ9zln57FfmRLQD95JOUFO1|title=Death toll in Costa Rica quake rises to 5 victims|last=Jimenez|first=Marianela|date=2008-01-09|publisher=AP|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Power was temporarily disrupted in [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/>
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[[Image:Timeparadox.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self]]
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==Facts==
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Naruto actually never says "[[Believe it]]" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings:
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*termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls
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*[[The Zeeky words]] in Japanese
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*He's next on [[TyrannosaurusReich|T-Reich]]'s hitlist.
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*I'm Jesus (ololo, [[no]])
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*I'm Satan
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[[Image:Ramenisbad.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto taking a dump this is also the scariest thing on the planet]]
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[[Image:GayLui-Naruto.jpg|thumb|right|ahh.. young love.]]
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*HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT ([[Hinata]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Sakura]])
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*ALSO HES A FAG
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*MOVED TO SAN-FRANSICO
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*CAUGHT A [[AIDS|BIG DISEASE]]
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*Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck.
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*The reason [[Suckura]] Hates him is because he ate all the [[Glados|cake]] and [[Cum|Cummed]] on her at her party.
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*He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with [[Daniel J D'Arby]] and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many.
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*[[Intenseowl]]  tried to kill naruto for beating him in naruto clash of ninja,but naruto got away with only his arm chopped of by [[Intenseowl]]'s machette of death
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*Will Rasengan [[You]] in the face!
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*[[Akuma]] reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference
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*As talked about in [[Hasta Manunca]], he got slayed by [[Zira]] who wants him.
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*Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999.
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*about every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on naruto
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*[[AfricanSanddog667]] does NOT fap to naruto pr0n.
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*[[Uctions]] [[No|however does.]]
  
==Aftermath==
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== Quotes ==
The Costa Rican [[International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement|Red Cross]] sent 400 personnel to assist in the recovery.<ref name="Bloom"/> The agency said, "Some 42 communities were affected and sustained serious impacts on civil and electrical infrastructure...[They] are going to need a lot of help."<ref name="Bloom"/>
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*Believe it.
Four [[helicopter]]s were also dispatched in order to help aid efforts.<ref name="Bloom"/> The [[Comisión Nacional de Emergencias]] (National Emergency Commission) also requested for private helicopters to help with the aid.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://insidecostarica.com/dailynews/2009/january/09/nac01.htm|title=13 Dead, Many More Missing In Afternoon 6.2 Earthquake|date=2009-01-09|publisher=InsideCostaRica|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
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*Thats my [[Spaghetti|ninja]] way.
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*Sexy Jutsu!!!!
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*Pervy Sage!!!
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*Rasengan!!!!!
  
About 2,000 [[aftershock]]s have been felt throughout the nation.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
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== Likes ==
  
==References==
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*Ramen
{{reflist|2}}
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*Sasuke
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*2girls1cup
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*The BME Pain Olympics
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*Mr Hands
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== Trivia ==
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*In the Polish version of Naruto, he doesn't say "Beleive it!" he says the Polish word for
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"Got it?". This is slightly less annoying. Plus, it sounds a bit more badass.
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*gets raped a lot by [[Bowser|a perverted homosexual pedophile]]
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== Boyfriends ==
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*[[Ronald Mcdonald]]
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*[[Michael Jackson]]
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*[[Robotnik|a random homeless guy off the street]]
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*[[Sasuke|Not Sasuke]]
  
[[Category:2009 in Costa Rica|Costa Rica]]
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==Porn Career==
[[Category:2009 earthquakes|Costa Rica]]
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Naruto stars in "sexy and bad ninja boys weekly"
[[Category:Geography of Costa Rica]]
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usually it features him and susuke making out in sewage in the sewers.   
 
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== Episode List ==
[[es:Terremoto de Costa Rica de 2009]]
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*1.NARUTO JOINS THE NINJA RAPIST SPQUAD
[[id:Gempa bumi Kosta Rika 2009]]
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*2.AH OH HOMO HOBOS ATTACK THE GAY FORCE OF NARUTO
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*3.NARUTOS REVENGE ON SAKURA FOR ABUSING HIM NON STOP FOR THE LAST TWO EPISODES
<center><div style="text-decoration:blink"><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><font color="orange">{{{{{Earthquake
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*4.KAKASHIS EVIL SECRET
|title              = 2009 Costa Rica earthquake
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*5.NARUTO BREAKS UP WITH CHAD WARDEN OH THE HORROR
|date              = {{Start date|2009|01|08}}
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*6.NARUOTS POOP AND CUM BRITHDAY BLAST
|map                = 2009 Costa Rica Earthquake shakemap.jpg
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*7.NARUTO AND HIP HOP GAYSTERS
|magnitude          = 6.1&nbsp;[[Moment magnitude scale|M<sub>w</sub>]] (6.2&nbsp;[[Richter magnitude scale|M<sub>L</sub>]])
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*8.NARUTO HOMO NINJA SLUMBER PARTY
|depth              = {{convert|4.5|km|mi|abbr=on}}<ref name="USGS">{{cite web|url=http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009bpba.php#details|title=Magnitude 6.1 - COSTA RICA|date=2008-01-09|publisher=USGS|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
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*9.NARUTO JACKS OFF TO 2GIRLS1CUP
|location          = {{coord|10.197|N|84.159|W|display=inline,title}}
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*10.ROCK LEE GETS DRUNK AND THINKS HIS MOM IS [[suckura|SAKURA]] SO HE FUCKS HER UP HER ASS AND NARUTO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS
|countries affected = {{flagcountry|Costa Rica}},<br/>{{flagcountry|Nicaragua}}
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*11.NARUTO'S TRIP TO NEVERLAND WITH MICHAEL JACKSON
|casualties        = 18 dead<ref>{{cite news |first= |last= |authorlink= |coauthors= |title=Costa Rica contabiliza 18 muertos y 56 desaparecidos por terremoto|url=http://www.laprensagrafica.com/index.php/internacionales/mundo/11435.html |work= |publisher=[[La Prensa Gráfica]] |date=2009-01-10 |accessdate=January 2009 }}</ref>, 32 injured, 42 missing
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*12.NARUTO'S VOICE FINALLY BREAKS
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*13.FIRST (AND ONLY) EPISODE THAT DOES NOT HAVE SAKURA ABUSING NARUTO OVER 9000 TIMES A EPISODE
The '''2009 Costa Rica earthquake''' occurred at 01:21:34 p.m. [[UTC-6|local time]] (6:21:34 p.m. [[UTC]]) on January 8, 2009.  The epicenter of the 6.1&nbsp;[[Moment magnitude scale|M<sub>w</sub>]] [[earthquake]] was in northern [[Costa Rica]], {{convert|30|km|mi}} [[north-northwest]] of [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/> The earthquake was felt all over Costa Rica as well as in southern central [[Nicaragua]].<ref name="USGS"/>
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*14.NARUTO AND THE MAGICAL WORLD OF AL GORE PORN
 
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*15.NARUTO 1 HOUR OF FAILURE! (WITH GUEST STAR RON JERAMEY)
==Damage==
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*16.NARUTO'S SMASH AND CRASH RAPEIN CLASS
The earthquake killed at least eighteen people<ref>{{cite news |first= |last= |authorlink= |coauthors= |title=18 muertos por terremoto en Costa Rica |url=http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/internacionales/37142 |work= |publisher=[[El Nuevo Diario]]|date=10 de enero de 2009|accessdate=10 de enero de 2009 }}</ref>, including three children, left about 42 missing, and injured at least 32.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Hundreds of people are trapped and two villages have been cut off.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://news.theage.com.au/world/four-killed-in-strong-costa-rica-quake-tourists-trapped-20090110-7ds2.html|title=Four killed in strong Costa Rica quake, tourists trapped|date=2009-01-09|publisher=The Age|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Most of the victims died when a landslide occurred near the [[La Paz Waterfall, Costa Rica|La Paz waterfall]] by the [[Poás Volcano]], and 400 people including 300 tourists were evacuated from the area in helicopters.<ref name="reuters">{{cite news|url=http://uk.reuters.com/article/homepageCrisis/idUKN09283823._CH_.2420|title=Tourists evacuated after fatal Costa Rica quake|last=Benavides|first=Roger|date=2009-01-09|publisher=Reuters|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> 1,244 people were displaced, and 1,078 people are living in shelters.<ref name="CNN"/><ref name=Bloom>{{cite news|url=http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&sid=aeYPxZS53OA0&refer=latin_america|title=Costa Rica Earthquake Rescuers Try to Help Thousands (Update1) |last=Sabo|first=Eric|coauthors=Robin Stringer|date=2008-01-09|publisher=Bloomberg|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> In addition, a hotel, houses, roads, and vehicles were damaged, and a couple of bridges were destroyed.<ref name="reuters"/> The town of Cinchona was heavily hit, and all of the buildings there were heavily damaged.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j6U3SIe2xtJQdfeJ9zln57FfmRLQD95JOUFO1|title=Death toll in Costa Rica quake rises to 5 victims|last=Jimenez|first=Marianela|date=2008-01-09|publisher=AP|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Power was temporarily disrupted in [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/>
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*17.NARUTO AND THE POOP THAT NEVER COMES OUT
 
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*18.NARUTO AND THE WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY NARUTO EPISODE NAME TAKE FOREVER TO READ I MEAN SERIOUSLY THE EPISODE NAMES ARE MORE LIKE THE DESCRIPTION RATHER THAN THE EPISODE TITLE!
==Aftermath==
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*19.NARUTO THE BAD MOTHER. SHUT YOUR MOUTH. BUT I'M ONLY TALKING ABOUT NARUTO. THEN I CAN DIG IT.
The Costa Rican [[International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement|Red Cross]] sent 400 personnel to assist in the recovery.<ref name="Bloom"/> The agency said, "Some 42 communities were affected and sustained serious impacts on civil and electrical infrastructure...[They] are going to need a lot of help."<ref name="Bloom"/>
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*20.NARUTO IS HOT [[4]] [[Kakashi|TEACHER]]
Four [[helicopter]]s were also dispatched in order to help aid efforts.<ref name="Bloom"/> The [[Comisión Nacional de Emergencias]] (National Emergency Commission) also requested for private helicopters to help with the aid.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://insidecostarica.com/dailynews/2009/january/09/nac01.htm|title=13 Dead, Many More Missing In Afternoon 6.2 Earthquake|date=2009-01-09|publisher=InsideCostaRica|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
About 2,000 [[aftershock]]s have been felt throughout the nation.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
==References==
 
{{reflist|2}}
 
 
 
[[Category:2009 in Costa Rica|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:2009 earthquakes|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:Geography of Costa Rica]]
 
 
 
[[es:Terremoto de Costa Rica de 2009]]
 
[[id:Gempa bumi Kosta Rika 2009]]
 
}}} </font></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></div></center>
 
<center><div style="text-decoration:blink"><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><font color="yellow">{{{{{Earthquake
 
|title              = 2009 Costa Rica earthquake
 
|date              = {{Start date|2009|01|08}}
 
|map                = 2009 Costa Rica Earthquake shakemap.jpg
 
|magnitude          = 6.1&nbsp;[[Moment magnitude scale|M<sub>w</sub>]] (6.2&nbsp;[[Richter magnitude scale|M<sub>L</sub>]])
 
|depth              = {{convert|4.5|km|mi|abbr=on}}<ref name="USGS">{{cite web|url=http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009bpba.php#details|title=Magnitude 6.1 - COSTA RICA|date=2008-01-09|publisher=USGS|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
|location          = {{coord|10.197|N|84.159|W|display=inline,title}}
 
|countries affected = {{flagcountry|Costa Rica}},<br/>{{flagcountry|Nicaragua}}
 
|casualties        = 18 dead<ref>{{cite news |first= |last= |authorlink= |coauthors= |title=Costa Rica contabiliza 18 muertos y 56 desaparecidos por terremoto|url=http://www.laprensagrafica.com/index.php/internacionales/mundo/11435.html |work= |publisher=[[La Prensa Gráfica]] |date=2009-01-10 |accessdate=January 2009 }}</ref>, 32 injured, 42 missing
 
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The '''2009 Costa Rica earthquake''' occurred at 01:21:34 p.m. [[UTC-6|local time]] (6:21:34 p.m. [[UTC]]) on January 8, 2009The epicenter of the 6.1&nbsp;[[Moment magnitude scale|M<sub>w</sub>]] [[earthquake]] was in northern [[Costa Rica]], {{convert|30|km|mi}} [[north-northwest]] of [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/> The earthquake was felt all over Costa Rica as well as in southern central [[Nicaragua]].<ref name="USGS"/>
 
 
 
==Damage==
 
The earthquake killed at least eighteen people<ref>{{cite news |first= |last= |authorlink= |coauthors= |title=18 muertos por terremoto en Costa Rica |url=http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/internacionales/37142 |work= |publisher=[[El Nuevo Diario]]|date=10 de enero de 2009|accessdate=10 de enero de 2009 }}</ref>, including three children, left about 42 missing, and injured at least 32.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Hundreds of people are trapped and two villages have been cut off.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://news.theage.com.au/world/four-killed-in-strong-costa-rica-quake-tourists-trapped-20090110-7ds2.html|title=Four killed in strong Costa Rica quake, tourists trapped|date=2009-01-09|publisher=The Age|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Most of the victims died when a landslide occurred near the [[La Paz Waterfall, Costa Rica|La Paz waterfall]] by the [[Poás Volcano]], and 400 people including 300 tourists were evacuated from the area in helicopters.<ref name="reuters">{{cite news|url=http://uk.reuters.com/article/homepageCrisis/idUKN09283823._CH_.2420|title=Tourists evacuated after fatal Costa Rica quake|last=Benavides|first=Roger|date=2009-01-09|publisher=Reuters|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> 1,244 people were displaced, and 1,078 people are living in shelters.<ref name="CNN"/><ref name=Bloom>{{cite news|url=http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&sid=aeYPxZS53OA0&refer=latin_america|title=Costa Rica Earthquake Rescuers Try to Help Thousands (Update1) |last=Sabo|first=Eric|coauthors=Robin Stringer|date=2008-01-09|publisher=Bloomberg|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> In addition, a hotel, houses, roads, and vehicles were damaged, and a couple of bridges were destroyed.<ref name="reuters"/> The town of Cinchona was heavily hit, and all of the buildings there were heavily damaged.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j6U3SIe2xtJQdfeJ9zln57FfmRLQD95JOUFO1|title=Death toll in Costa Rica quake rises to 5 victims|last=Jimenez|first=Marianela|date=2008-01-09|publisher=AP|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Power was temporarily disrupted in [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/>
 
 
 
==Aftermath==
 
The Costa Rican [[International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement|Red Cross]] sent 400 personnel to assist in the recovery.<ref name="Bloom"/> The agency said, "Some 42 communities were affected and sustained serious impacts on civil and electrical infrastructure...[They] are going to need a lot of help."<ref name="Bloom"/>
 
Four [[helicopter]]s were also dispatched in order to help aid efforts.<ref name="Bloom"/> The [[Comisión Nacional de Emergencias]] (National Emergency Commission) also requested for private helicopters to help with the aid.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://insidecostarica.com/dailynews/2009/january/09/nac01.htm|title=13 Dead, Many More Missing In Afternoon 6.2 Earthquake|date=2009-01-09|publisher=InsideCostaRica|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
About 2,000 [[aftershock]]s have been felt throughout the nation.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
==References==
 
{{reflist|2}}
 
 
 
[[Category:2009 in Costa Rica|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:2009 earthquakes|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:Geography of Costa Rica]]
 
 
 
[[es:Terremoto de Costa Rica de 2009]]
 
[[id:Gempa bumi Kosta Rika 2009]]
 
}}} </font></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></div></center>
 
<center><div style="text-decoration:blink"><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><font color="green">{{{{{Earthquake
 
|title              = 2009 Costa Rica earthquake
 
|date              = {{Start date|2009|01|08}}
 
|map                = 2009 Costa Rica Earthquake shakemap.jpg
 
|magnitude          = 6.1&nbsp;[[Moment magnitude scale|M<sub>w</sub>]] (6.2&nbsp;[[Richter magnitude scale|M<sub>L</sub>]])
 
|depth              = {{convert|4.5|km|mi|abbr=on}}<ref name="USGS">{{cite web|url=http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009bpba.php#details|title=Magnitude 6.1 - COSTA RICA|date=2008-01-09|publisher=USGS|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
|location          = {{coord|10.197|N|84.159|W|display=inline,title}}
 
|countries affected = {{flagcountry|Costa Rica}},<br/>{{flagcountry|Nicaragua}}
 
|casualties        = 18 dead<ref>{{cite news |first= |last= |authorlink= |coauthors= |title=Costa Rica contabiliza 18 muertos y 56 desaparecidos por terremoto|url=http://www.laprensagrafica.com/index.php/internacionales/mundo/11435.html |work= |publisher=[[La Prensa Gráfica]] |date=2009-01-10 |accessdate=January 2009 }}</ref>, 32 injured, 42 missing
 
}}
 
The '''2009 Costa Rica earthquake''' occurred at 01:21:34 p.m. [[UTC-6|local time]] (6:21:34 p.m. [[UTC]]) on January 8, 2009.  The epicenter of the 6.1&nbsp;[[Moment magnitude scale|M<sub>w</sub>]] [[earthquake]] was in northern [[Costa Rica]], {{convert|30|km|mi}} [[north-northwest]] of [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/> The earthquake was felt all over Costa Rica as well as in southern central [[Nicaragua]].<ref name="USGS"/>
 
 
 
==Damage==
 
The earthquake killed at least eighteen people<ref>{{cite news |first= |last= |authorlink= |coauthors= |title=18 muertos por terremoto en Costa Rica |url=http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/internacionales/37142 |work= |publisher=[[El Nuevo Diario]]|date=10 de enero de 2009|accessdate=10 de enero de 2009 }}</ref>, including three children, left about 42 missing, and injured at least 32.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Hundreds of people are trapped and two villages have been cut off.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://news.theage.com.au/world/four-killed-in-strong-costa-rica-quake-tourists-trapped-20090110-7ds2.html|title=Four killed in strong Costa Rica quake, tourists trapped|date=2009-01-09|publisher=The Age|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Most of the victims died when a landslide occurred near the [[La Paz Waterfall, Costa Rica|La Paz waterfall]] by the [[Poás Volcano]], and 400 people including 300 tourists were evacuated from the area in helicopters.<ref name="reuters">{{cite news|url=http://uk.reuters.com/article/homepageCrisis/idUKN09283823._CH_.2420|title=Tourists evacuated after fatal Costa Rica quake|last=Benavides|first=Roger|date=2009-01-09|publisher=Reuters|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> 1,244 people were displaced, and 1,078 people are living in shelters.<ref name="CNN"/><ref name=Bloom>{{cite news|url=http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&sid=aeYPxZS53OA0&refer=latin_america|title=Costa Rica Earthquake Rescuers Try to Help Thousands (Update1) |last=Sabo|first=Eric|coauthors=Robin Stringer|date=2008-01-09|publisher=Bloomberg|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> In addition, a hotel, houses, roads, and vehicles were damaged, and a couple of bridges were destroyed.<ref name="reuters"/> The town of Cinchona was heavily hit, and all of the buildings there were heavily damaged.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j6U3SIe2xtJQdfeJ9zln57FfmRLQD95JOUFO1|title=Death toll in Costa Rica quake rises to 5 victims|last=Jimenez|first=Marianela|date=2008-01-09|publisher=AP|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Power was temporarily disrupted in [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/>
 
 
 
==Aftermath==
 
The Costa Rican [[International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement|Red Cross]] sent 400 personnel to assist in the recovery.<ref name="Bloom"/> The agency said, "Some 42 communities were affected and sustained serious impacts on civil and electrical infrastructure...[They] are going to need a lot of help."<ref name="Bloom"/>
 
Four [[helicopter]]s were also dispatched in order to help aid efforts.<ref name="Bloom"/> The [[Comisión Nacional de Emergencias]] (National Emergency Commission) also requested for private helicopters to help with the aid.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://insidecostarica.com/dailynews/2009/january/09/nac01.htm|title=13 Dead, Many More Missing In Afternoon 6.2 Earthquake|date=2009-01-09|publisher=InsideCostaRica|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
About 2,000 [[aftershock]]s have been felt throughout the nation.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
==References==
 
{{reflist|2}}
 
 
 
[[Category:2009 in Costa Rica|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:2009 earthquakes|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:Geography of Costa Rica]]
 
 
 
[[es:Terremoto de Costa Rica de 2009]]
 
[[id:Gempa bumi Kosta Rika 2009]]
 
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The '''2009 Costa Rica earthquake''' occurred at 01:21:34 p.m. [[UTC-6|local time]] (6:21:34 p.m. [[UTC]]) on January 8, 2009.  The epicenter of the 6.1&nbsp;[[Moment magnitude scale|M<sub>w</sub>]] [[earthquake]] was in northern [[Costa Rica]], {{convert|30|km|mi}} [[north-northwest]] of [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/> The earthquake was felt all over Costa Rica as well as in southern central [[Nicaragua]].<ref name="USGS"/>
 
 
 
==Damage==
 
The earthquake killed at least eighteen people<ref>{{cite news |first= |last= |authorlink= |coauthors= |title=18 muertos por terremoto en Costa Rica |url=http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/internacionales/37142 |work= |publisher=[[El Nuevo Diario]]|date=10 de enero de 2009|accessdate=10 de enero de 2009 }}</ref>, including three children, left about 42 missing, and injured at least 32.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Hundreds of people are trapped and two villages have been cut off.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://news.theage.com.au/world/four-killed-in-strong-costa-rica-quake-tourists-trapped-20090110-7ds2.html|title=Four killed in strong Costa Rica quake, tourists trapped|date=2009-01-09|publisher=The Age|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Most of the victims died when a landslide occurred near the [[La Paz Waterfall, Costa Rica|La Paz waterfall]] by the [[Poás Volcano]], and 400 people including 300 tourists were evacuated from the area in helicopters.<ref name="reuters">{{cite news|url=http://uk.reuters.com/article/homepageCrisis/idUKN09283823._CH_.2420|title=Tourists evacuated after fatal Costa Rica quake|last=Benavides|first=Roger|date=2009-01-09|publisher=Reuters|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> 1,244 people were displaced, and 1,078 people are living in shelters.<ref name="CNN"/><ref name=Bloom>{{cite news|url=http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&sid=aeYPxZS53OA0&refer=latin_america|title=Costa Rica Earthquake Rescuers Try to Help Thousands (Update1) |last=Sabo|first=Eric|coauthors=Robin Stringer|date=2008-01-09|publisher=Bloomberg|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> In addition, a hotel, houses, roads, and vehicles were damaged, and a couple of bridges were destroyed.<ref name="reuters"/> The town of Cinchona was heavily hit, and all of the buildings there were heavily damaged.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j6U3SIe2xtJQdfeJ9zln57FfmRLQD95JOUFO1|title=Death toll in Costa Rica quake rises to 5 victims|last=Jimenez|first=Marianela|date=2008-01-09|publisher=AP|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Power was temporarily disrupted in [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/>
 
 
 
==Aftermath==
 
The Costa Rican [[International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement|Red Cross]] sent 400 personnel to assist in the recovery.<ref name="Bloom"/> The agency said, "Some 42 communities were affected and sustained serious impacts on civil and electrical infrastructure...[They] are going to need a lot of help."<ref name="Bloom"/>
 
Four [[helicopter]]s were also dispatched in order to help aid efforts.<ref name="Bloom"/> The [[Comisión Nacional de Emergencias]] (National Emergency Commission) also requested for private helicopters to help with the aid.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://insidecostarica.com/dailynews/2009/january/09/nac01.htm|title=13 Dead, Many More Missing In Afternoon 6.2 Earthquake|date=2009-01-09|publisher=InsideCostaRica|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
About 2,000 [[aftershock]]s have been felt throughout the nation.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
==References==
 
{{reflist|2}}
 
 
 
[[Category:2009 in Costa Rica|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:2009 earthquakes|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:Geography of Costa Rica]]
 
 
 
[[es:Terremoto de Costa Rica de 2009]]
 
[[id:Gempa bumi Kosta Rika 2009]]
 
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The '''2009 Costa Rica earthquake''' occurred at 01:21:34 p.m. [[UTC-6|local time]] (6:21:34 p.m. [[UTC]]) on January 8, 2009.  The epicenter of the 6.1&nbsp;[[Moment magnitude scale|M<sub>w</sub>]] [[earthquake]] was in northern [[Costa Rica]], {{convert|30|km|mi}} [[north-northwest]] of [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/> The earthquake was felt all over Costa Rica as well as in southern central [[Nicaragua]].<ref name="USGS"/>
 
 
 
==Damage==
 
The earthquake killed at least eighteen people<ref>{{cite news |first= |last= |authorlink= |coauthors= |title=18 muertos por terremoto en Costa Rica |url=http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/internacionales/37142 |work= |publisher=[[El Nuevo Diario]]|date=10 de enero de 2009|accessdate=10 de enero de 2009 }}</ref>, including three children, left about 42 missing, and injured at least 32.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Hundreds of people are trapped and two villages have been cut off.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://news.theage.com.au/world/four-killed-in-strong-costa-rica-quake-tourists-trapped-20090110-7ds2.html|title=Four killed in strong Costa Rica quake, tourists trapped|date=2009-01-09|publisher=The Age|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Most of the victims died when a landslide occurred near the [[La Paz Waterfall, Costa Rica|La Paz waterfall]] by the [[Poás Volcano]], and 400 people including 300 tourists were evacuated from the area in helicopters.<ref name="reuters">{{cite news|url=http://uk.reuters.com/article/homepageCrisis/idUKN09283823._CH_.2420|title=Tourists evacuated after fatal Costa Rica quake|last=Benavides|first=Roger|date=2009-01-09|publisher=Reuters|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> 1,244 people were displaced, and 1,078 people are living in shelters.<ref name="CNN"/><ref name=Bloom>{{cite news|url=http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&sid=aeYPxZS53OA0&refer=latin_america|title=Costa Rica Earthquake Rescuers Try to Help Thousands (Update1) |last=Sabo|first=Eric|coauthors=Robin Stringer|date=2008-01-09|publisher=Bloomberg|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> In addition, a hotel, houses, roads, and vehicles were damaged, and a couple of bridges were destroyed.<ref name="reuters"/> The town of Cinchona was heavily hit, and all of the buildings there were heavily damaged.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j6U3SIe2xtJQdfeJ9zln57FfmRLQD95JOUFO1|title=Death toll in Costa Rica quake rises to 5 victims|last=Jimenez|first=Marianela|date=2008-01-09|publisher=AP|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Power was temporarily disrupted in [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/>
 
 
 
==Aftermath==
 
The Costa Rican [[International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement|Red Cross]] sent 400 personnel to assist in the recovery.<ref name="Bloom"/> The agency said, "Some 42 communities were affected and sustained serious impacts on civil and electrical infrastructure...[They] are going to need a lot of help."<ref name="Bloom"/>
 
Four [[helicopter]]s were also dispatched in order to help aid efforts.<ref name="Bloom"/> The [[Comisión Nacional de Emergencias]] (National Emergency Commission) also requested for private helicopters to help with the aid.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://insidecostarica.com/dailynews/2009/january/09/nac01.htm|title=13 Dead, Many More Missing In Afternoon 6.2 Earthquake|date=2009-01-09|publisher=InsideCostaRica|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
About 2,000 [[aftershock]]s have been felt throughout the nation.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
==References==
 
{{reflist|2}}
 
 
 
[[Category:2009 in Costa Rica|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:2009 earthquakes|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:Geography of Costa Rica]]
 
 
 
[[es:Terremoto de Costa Rica de 2009]]
 
[[id:Gempa bumi Kosta Rika 2009]]
 
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}}
 
The '''2009 Costa Rica earthquake''' occurred at 01:21:34 p.m. [[UTC-6|local time]] (6:21:34 p.m. [[UTC]]) on January 8, 2009.  The epicenter of the 6.1&nbsp;[[Moment magnitude scale|M<sub>w</sub>]] [[earthquake]] was in northern [[Costa Rica]], {{convert|30|km|mi}} [[north-northwest]] of [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/> The earthquake was felt all over Costa Rica as well as in southern central [[Nicaragua]].<ref name="USGS"/>
 
 
 
==Damage==
 
The earthquake killed at least eighteen people<ref>{{cite news |first= |last= |authorlink= |coauthors= |title=18 muertos por terremoto en Costa Rica |url=http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/internacionales/37142 |work= |publisher=[[El Nuevo Diario]]|date=10 de enero de 2009|accessdate=10 de enero de 2009 }}</ref>, including three children, left about 42 missing, and injured at least 32.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Hundreds of people are trapped and two villages have been cut off.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://news.theage.com.au/world/four-killed-in-strong-costa-rica-quake-tourists-trapped-20090110-7ds2.html|title=Four killed in strong Costa Rica quake, tourists trapped|date=2009-01-09|publisher=The Age|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Most of the victims died when a landslide occurred near the [[La Paz Waterfall, Costa Rica|La Paz waterfall]] by the [[Poás Volcano]], and 400 people including 300 tourists were evacuated from the area in helicopters.<ref name="reuters">{{cite news|url=http://uk.reuters.com/article/homepageCrisis/idUKN09283823._CH_.2420|title=Tourists evacuated after fatal Costa Rica quake|last=Benavides|first=Roger|date=2009-01-09|publisher=Reuters|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> 1,244 people were displaced, and 1,078 people are living in shelters.<ref name="CNN"/><ref name=Bloom>{{cite news|url=http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&sid=aeYPxZS53OA0&refer=latin_america|title=Costa Rica Earthquake Rescuers Try to Help Thousands (Update1) |last=Sabo|first=Eric|coauthors=Robin Stringer|date=2008-01-09|publisher=Bloomberg|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> In addition, a hotel, houses, roads, and vehicles were damaged, and a couple of bridges were destroyed.<ref name="reuters"/> The town of Cinchona was heavily hit, and all of the buildings there were heavily damaged.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j6U3SIe2xtJQdfeJ9zln57FfmRLQD95JOUFO1|title=Death toll in Costa Rica quake rises to 5 victims|last=Jimenez|first=Marianela|date=2008-01-09|publisher=AP|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref> Power was temporarily disrupted in [[San José, Costa Rica|San José]].<ref name="USGS"/>
 
 
 
==Aftermath==
 
The Costa Rican [[International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement|Red Cross]] sent 400 personnel to assist in the recovery.<ref name="Bloom"/> The agency said, "Some 42 communities were affected and sustained serious impacts on civil and electrical infrastructure...[They] are going to need a lot of help."<ref name="Bloom"/>
 
Four [[helicopter]]s were also dispatched in order to help aid efforts.<ref name="Bloom"/> The [[Comisión Nacional de Emergencias]] (National Emergency Commission) also requested for private helicopters to help with the aid.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://insidecostarica.com/dailynews/2009/january/09/nac01.htm|title=13 Dead, Many More Missing In Afternoon 6.2 Earthquake|date=2009-01-09|publisher=InsideCostaRica|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
About 2,000 [[aftershock]]s have been felt throughout the nation.<ref name="CNN">{{cite news|url=http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/09/crica.quake/|title=Costa Rica earthquake death toll rises to 15|date=2008-01-09|publisher=CNN|accessdate=2009-01-09}}</ref>
 
 
 
==References==
 
{{reflist|2}}
 
 
 
[[Category:2009 in Costa Rica|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:2009 earthquakes|Costa Rica]]
 
[[Category:Geography of Costa Rica]]
 
 
 
[[es:Terremoto de Costa Rica de 2009]]
 
[[id:Gempa bumi Kosta Rika 2009]]
 
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Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Anti-Uctions, NOT SchiavoneTheRichard (because he's just too awesome to be Naruto), Nuto (lol, sexual joke), Porno, Michael Jackson and Spaghetti is a fake ninja and aspiring Hokage who always likes to say "Believe it" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from Hinata after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in an island very far away from home.

Naruto's TRUE final words.
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Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self

Facts

Naruto actually never says "Believe it" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings:

  • termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls
  • The Zeeky words in Japanese
  • He's next on T-Reich's hitlist.
  • I'm Jesus (ololo, no)
  • I'm Satan
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Naruto taking a dump this is also the scariest thing on the planet
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ahh.. young love.
  • HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT (Hinata, Gay Luigi, Sakura)
  • ALSO HES A FAG
  • MOVED TO SAN-FRANSICO
  • CAUGHT A BIG DISEASE
  • Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck.
  • The reason Suckura Hates him is because he ate all the cake and Cummed on her at her party.
  • He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with Daniel J D'Arby and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many.
  • Intenseowl tried to kill naruto for beating him in naruto clash of ninja,but naruto got away with only his arm chopped of by Intenseowl's machette of death
  • Will Rasengan You in the face!
  • Akuma reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference
  • As talked about in Hasta Manunca, he got slayed by Zira who wants him.
  • Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999.
  • about every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on naruto
  • AfricanSanddog667 does NOT fap to naruto pr0n.
  • Uctions however does.

Quotes

  • Believe it.
  • Thats my ninja way.
  • Sexy Jutsu!!!!
  • Pervy Sage!!!
  • Rasengan!!!!!

Likes

  • Ramen
  • Sasuke
  • 2girls1cup
  • The BME Pain Olympics
  • Mr Hands

Trivia

  • In the Polish version of Naruto, he doesn't say "Beleive it!" he says the Polish word for

"Got it?". This is slightly less annoying. Plus, it sounds a bit more badass.

Boyfriends

Porn Career

Naruto stars in "sexy and bad ninja boys weekly" usually it features him and susuke making out in sewage in the sewers.

Episode List

  • 1.NARUTO JOINS THE NINJA RAPIST SPQUAD
  • 2.AH OH HOMO HOBOS ATTACK THE GAY FORCE OF NARUTO
  • 3.NARUTOS REVENGE ON SAKURA FOR ABUSING HIM NON STOP FOR THE LAST TWO EPISODES
  • 4.KAKASHIS EVIL SECRET
  • 5.NARUTO BREAKS UP WITH CHAD WARDEN OH THE HORROR
  • 6.NARUOTS POOP AND CUM BRITHDAY BLAST
  • 7.NARUTO AND HIP HOP GAYSTERS
  • 8.NARUTO HOMO NINJA SLUMBER PARTY
  • 9.NARUTO JACKS OFF TO 2GIRLS1CUP
  • 10.ROCK LEE GETS DRUNK AND THINKS HIS MOM IS SAKURA SO HE FUCKS HER UP HER ASS AND NARUTO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS
  • 11.NARUTO'S TRIP TO NEVERLAND WITH MICHAEL JACKSON
  • 12.NARUTO'S VOICE FINALLY BREAKS
  • 13.FIRST (AND ONLY) EPISODE THAT DOES NOT HAVE SAKURA ABUSING NARUTO OVER 9000 TIMES A EPISODE
  • 14.NARUTO AND THE MAGICAL WORLD OF AL GORE PORN
  • 15.NARUTO 1 HOUR OF FAILURE! (WITH GUEST STAR RON JERAMEY)
  • 16.NARUTO'S SMASH AND CRASH RAPEIN CLASS
  • 17.NARUTO AND THE POOP THAT NEVER COMES OUT
  • 18.NARUTO AND THE WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY NARUTO EPISODE NAME TAKE FOREVER TO READ I MEAN SERIOUSLY THE EPISODE NAMES ARE MORE LIKE THE DESCRIPTION RATHER THAN THE EPISODE TITLE!
  • 19.NARUTO THE BAD MOTHER. SHUT YOUR MOUTH. BUT I'M ONLY TALKING ABOUT NARUTO. THEN I CAN DIG IT.
  • 20.NARUTO IS HOT 4 TEACHER