Uctions

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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.

Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right).

Trivia

• The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
• Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
• Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
• When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
• Only Mario, Fat Mario, & Mr. X own the power of Uctions.
• Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
• Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
• Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for Yoshi's New Empire.

Chosen weilders of Uctions

Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

• Mario
• Fat Mario
• Mr. X
• Tap Tap
• Sora
• Megatron
• Polnareff
• The Insane Clown Posse
• Tommy
• Q

Uctions as energy unit

Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Is based on the amount of puppies will a male pregnant elephant give birth if exposed to a certain amount of Uctions, Anti-Uctions give birth to Bagels instead. Several objects in their Uction test are shown below (negative amount of Uctions equals positive amount of Anti-Uctions:

• Kimera Luigi -30 billion billion billion Uctions.
• Mama Luigi: -9999 Uctions.
• Seymour -8500 Uctions.
• AIDS: -500 Uctions.
• Heartless: -100 Uctions.
• CD-I: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
• Dr Rabbit -10 Uctions.
• Retard Mario -1 Uction.
• Retard Luigi`s brain: 0 Uctions.
• Cum 0 Uctions.
• Edd: 1 Uction.
• Yoshi: Over 9000 Uctions.
• Cheatsy: 0 Uctions.
• Morshu: 5 Uctions.
• Bobby Jack 10 Uctions.
• Boobs: 30 Uctions.
• Gay Luigi 50 Uctions.
• One heart 100 Uctions.
• Kingdom Hearts 3000 Uctions.
• Steely Phil 5000 Uctions.
• A Falcon Punch 9000 Uctions.
• Insane Clown Posse 50 billion billion billion Uctions.
• Mario & Fat Mario Infinite Amount of Uctions.