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+ | *The Mario Brothers | ||
+ | *Hollywood | ||
+ | *[[Yoshi]] | ||
+ | *John Lennon | ||
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+ | *The Mario Brothers | ||
+ | *[[The Princess]] | ||
+ | *[[Yoshi]] | ||
+ | *[[Hitler]] | ||
+ | *[[Robotnik]] | ||
+ | *[[Cum]] (Kingdom) | ||
+ | *[[Link]] | ||
+ | *[[Ganon]] | ||
+ | *[[Zelda]] | ||
+ | *John Lennon | ||
+ | *Charlie Chaplin | ||
+ | *Adam West | ||
+ | *GEICO Insurance Co. | ||
+ | *Mushroom Kingdom | ||
+ | *[[Oogtar]] | ||
+ | *Every Member of The Beatles | ||
+ | *Verizon | ||
+ | *[[The Kool Aid Guy]] | ||
+ | *[[Tails]] | ||
+ | *[[Toad]] | ||
+ | *The "Only You Can Prevent Wildfires" Bear | ||
+ | *System Of A Down | ||
+ | *The Beach Boys | ||
+ | *[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] | ||
+ | *[[George Volcano]] | ||
+ | *Jews | ||
+ | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
+ | *[[Stone Luigi]] | ||
+ | *[[Fat Mario]] | ||
+ | *[[Retard Luigi]] | ||
+ | *[[Wizardheimer]] | ||
+ | *Pakistanis | ||
+ | *Osama Bin Laden | ||
+ | *[[Borat]] | ||
+ | *[[George Bush]] | ||
+ | *Richard Nixon | ||
+ | *[[Yoshkins]] | ||
+ | *The Weather Channel | ||
+ | *Hilary Clinton | ||
+ | *[[Bill O'Reilly]] | ||
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Revision as of 10:34, 14 December 2007
This article is filed under Characters.
Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.
Personality
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You know it's Cheatsy if he's...
- Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
- Telling Gophers to stand there
- Gay
- Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Roy because he likes him
- He is massaging his own balls.
- His erection lasts more than 4 hours
Trivia
- The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
- Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
- Wants to destroy some grandma.
- He is terribly afraid of Lum Invader
- His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
- He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
- He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
- He does not like Jews.
- Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
- He has been raped repeatedly by Roy "Bully" Koopa.
- He likes anal.
- He has Lung Cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as Bladder Control problems.
Dislikes
- The Mario Brothers
- Hollywood
- Yoshi
- John Lennon
Disliked By
- The Mario Brothers
- The Princess
- Yoshi
- Hitler
- Robotnik
- Cum (Kingdom)
- Link
- Ganon
- Zelda
- John Lennon
- Charlie Chaplin
- Adam West
- GEICO Insurance Co.
- Mushroom Kingdom
- Oogtar
- Every Member of The Beatles
- Verizon
- The Kool Aid Guy
- Tails
- Toad
- The "Only You Can Prevent Wildfires" Bear
- System Of A Down
- The Beach Boys
- Tyrannosaurus Alan
- George Volcano
- Jews
- Mama Luigi
- Stone Luigi
- Fat Mario
- Retard Luigi
- Wizardheimer
- Pakistanis
- Osama Bin Laden
- Borat
- George Bush
- Richard Nixon
- Yoshkins
- The Weather Channel
- Hilary Clinton
- Bill O'Reilly
- Sacramento
Porn Magazines
Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine.
Memorable Quotes
- IYAAAAAAAARGH!
- AT LAST! My time has CUM!
- That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
- I am the emperor of evesdroping!
- Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
- You think those Dodos would've learned from me!