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*[[Johnny Luigi]] - A form that occurs whenever he uses the [[Gay Luigi]] form too much. | *[[Johnny Luigi]] - A form that occurs whenever he uses the [[Gay Luigi]] form too much. | ||
*[[True Mama Luigi]] - A form that appears whenever the ritual of [[Cum]] is performed. | *[[True Mama Luigi]] - A form that appears whenever the ritual of [[Cum]] is performed. | ||
| − | *[[Pain Luigi]] - A form that appears when [[Emo Luigi]] can't kill himself, [[Mama Luigi]] can't give AIDS, when no men are around [[Gay Luigi]], when [[Stone Luigi]] can't chisel things, when [[Retard Luigi]] has to go to school, or when [[ | + | *[[Pain Luigi]] - A form that appears when [[Emo Luigi]] can't kill himself, [[Mama Luigi]] can't give AIDS, when no men are around [[Gay Luigi]], when [[Stone Luigi]] can't chisel things, when [[Retard Luigi]] has to go to school, or when [[Debrotherized Luigi]] can't hurt Mario. |
===Plausible Forms=== | ===Plausible Forms=== | ||
Revision as of 05:39, 14 October 2007
This article is filed under Characters.
Luigi, the brother of Mario, comes in nine main forms, as well as countless other lesser-known forms.
Main Forms
- Regular Luigi - A form that denies being related to the other forms
- Mama Luigi - A form of Luigi that is said to be a satanic creation brought to life by raw hatred and children's tears.
- Stone Luigi - A form of Luigi in which he gains extreme throwing and debating skills.
- Gay Luigi - Mario's butt buddy on the journey to defeat the mighty toasters and save the Princess from Bowser.
- Retard Luigi - The weakest of the eight Luigi forms, Retard Luigi's only special attribute is that he is easily confused by balls.
- Egg Luigi - Luigi's unhatched form. Walk around with it in your party, and it'll hatch into Retard Luigi.
- Debrotherized Luigi - One must perform the dreaded Hot Plunger Storm Dance to magically transform Luigi into this form.
- Emo Luigi - A form of Luigi that occurs when something awful happens.
- God Luigi - Activated only when Mario repeatedly questions Luigi's sexuality, considered a "hidden form" by most. Luigi's most powerful form by far, signature move is the God Finger.
Appearance(s)
Despite having nine different main forms, Luigi is pretty much dressed the same way in all but the Egg form. Skin tone and hair color may vary throughout. Voice may vary as well.
Other Forms
Real Forms
- Johnny Luigi - A form that occurs whenever he uses the Gay Luigi form too much.
- True Mama Luigi - A form that appears whenever the ritual of Cum is performed.
- Pain Luigi - A form that appears when Emo Luigi can't kill himself, Mama Luigi can't give AIDS, when no men are around Gay Luigi, when Stone Luigi can't chisel things, when Retard Luigi has to go to school, or when Debrotherized Luigi can't hurt Mario.
Plausible Forms
- Mario Luigi (Real but not yet appeared)
- Luigizilla - The only pooper who has ever awaken the fire breathing reptile residing in Luigi is LuigiGodzillaGirl.
