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*'''Atomizer''': The Scout once poured his Atomic Punch all over his ''bat''. The result? A freakin' TRIPLE JUMP! Not only that but the BONK! Logo magically appeared on the ''Bat''! Downside however: The third jump deals damage to the Scout. Why does he get all the masochist's weapons?
 
*'''Atomizer''': The Scout once poured his Atomic Punch all over his ''bat''. The result? A freakin' TRIPLE JUMP! Not only that but the BONK! Logo magically appeared on the ''Bat''! Downside however: The third jump deals damage to the Scout. Why does he get all the masochist's weapons?
 
*'''Wrap Assassin''': Improvised from a roll of wrapping paper and a bauble, the Scout bats the bauble and its shards cause serious bleeding to the target. Who knew Christmas decorations could be so dangerous? Replaces the ''Bat''.
 
*'''Wrap Assassin''': Improvised from a roll of wrapping paper and a bauble, the Scout bats the bauble and its shards cause serious bleeding to the target. Who knew Christmas decorations could be so dangerous? Replaces the ''Bat''.
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*'''Frying Pan''': CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG. That about sums up this weapon. Replaces the ''Bat''.
  
 
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Revision as of 21:19, 23 May 2012

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Name: Scout
Appears In: Team Fortress 2
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Scout
Played By: Nathan Vetterlein

The Scout originates from the video game Team Fortress 2, but was born in South Boston, Massachusetts.

He is capable of running at high speeds and also somehow is capable of jumping once in midair.

His Singing

The Scout is known to sing a number of tunes using only the simple word "BONK", despite the fact that many are unaware of its meaning. We've narrowed it down to a few likely possibilities:

  • An acronym that stands for something.
  • A secret code word only the known by the cast of TF2.
  • A word that he says due to autism or Tourette's.
  • His energy drink that he subliminally advertises.
  • An onomatopoeia that has the same affect as other similar words like "BOOM".
  • A thing that doesn't make real sense to society at all.

Honestly, though, who really cares?

Relationships

He has been known to be an arch-rival of Heavy Weapons Guy stemming from an incident at Granary. No one has caught him to this very day, and he is wanted for Armed Murder and Grand Theft Sandwich. There aren't many female scouts, so he is currently single. However, his mom has been known for dating and having sexual relations with the Spy. OOOH, Faced!

Arsenal

Basic

  • Scattergun: A semi-automatic shotgun, deadly at close range.
  • Pistol: A...pistol, yeah. Nothing special here, move along.
  • Bat: His metal baseball bat, signed with the forged signatures of Babe Ruth, Ken Griffey Jr. and Hank Aaron. Is caked in dried blood.

Update

  • Force-A-Nature: A hunting shotgun that knocks around everything like crazy. Replaces the Scattergun, but it forces the Scout to be less aggressive in his tactics, as it can only fire twice before needing a reload.
  • BONK! Energy Drink: Fucks with your atomic structure, making you invincible for a few seconds. Doesn't taste too good, either. Replaces the Pistol.
  • Sandman: A wooden baseball bat that can stun opponents by swinging a ball at them before the Scout moves in and gets an easy kill. Aren't you supposed to walk the base when you get hit with the ball? Jesus, what has this sport become? Anyhow, replaces the Bat.
  • Conscientious Objector: You are now a conscientious objector to being DEAD, thanks to this protest sign with which you can put on ANY IMAGE and I mean ANY IMAGE (Provided you have the tool)! Replaces the Bat.
  • Unarmed Combat: A ripped-off Spy's arm that lends a HAND to a humiliating ARM KILL! Replaces the Bat.

Community

  • Crit-A-Cola: Also fucks with your atomic structure, but instead granting you Mini-Crits for a brief period, but on the down side, YOU also take Mini-Crits. Still doesn't taste good. Replaces the Pistol.
  • Short Stop: He's got speed and this pistol that slows his enemies down on hit. Oh you're screwed now. Replaces the Scattergun.
  • Mad Milk: New vampire method confirmed! When this bottle of milk is thrown at enemies, covers them in milk and you shoot them, you heal three quarters of the damage you deal. Replaces the Pistol.
  • Holy Mackerel: A fish in a newspaper with one purpose: Performing the most humiliating (to your enemies) death possible. Replaces the Bat.
  • Boston Basher: The ultimate self-torture device. Scout's just bleeding his health out, unless he's hitting his opponents that is. Replaces the Bat.
  • Candy Cane: It's raining health! For every kill, the Scout is prized with a health pack, but those Demomen could really rack up some good kills with the explosive vulnerability increase. Replaces the Bat.
  • Fan O'War: It might look like a ridiculous weapon but one hit from this marks the victim for a one-way trip to The Pit, i.e. death, and so all damage to the victim is Mini-Crits. Replaces the Bat.
  • Soda Popper: Powered by Crit-A-Cola and charged into Mini-Crit Mode by running, this Scattergun blasts your enemies into next week as soon as you ARRIVE into battle! For the "on-the-go" kind of killer. Replaces the Scattergun.
  • Winger: Contains radioactive bullets which strike into enemy flesh for greater damage. Replaces the Pistol.
  • Atomizer: The Scout once poured his Atomic Punch all over his bat. The result? A freakin' TRIPLE JUMP! Not only that but the BONK! Logo magically appeared on the Bat! Downside however: The third jump deals damage to the Scout. Why does he get all the masochist's weapons?
  • Wrap Assassin: Improvised from a roll of wrapping paper and a bauble, the Scout bats the bauble and its shards cause serious bleeding to the target. Who knew Christmas decorations could be so dangerous? Replaces the Bat.

Promotion

  • Frying Pan: CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG. That about sums up this weapon. Replaces the Bat.

Event

  • Lugermorph: Yeah another pistol, except the Scout stole this one off a certain police rabbit. Does NOT do anything differently compared to the normal Pistol.
  • Sun-On-A-Stick: Direct from the depths of Hell comes Satan's personal toilet plunger (or so the Scout thinks) which goes great with people already on fire, but not so much with those who aren't. Replaces the Bat.
  • Three-Rune Blade: The Scout recently took up swordsmanship starting with this wolf-themed sword, but he'll need more practice if he keeps bleeding out health with every miss. Replaces the Bat.
  • Saxxy: Only a select few received this coveted statuette of good old Saxton said to have been carved by King Midas/Sauron specially for the Saxxy Awards replay contest. Now MORE people are turning their enemies into gold and holding bragging rights! Replaces the Bat.

Special Note: When the Scout wields the Short Stop, Mad Milk, Holy Mackerel and a new hat called the "Milkman", he gets extra health. That plus the Short Stop? Good luck taking this guy down.

Catchphrases

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  • EAT IT FATTY
  • BONK
  • BOINK
  • BOMP
  • YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, TOUGH GUY?
  • WHOOOOO!
  • YO, WASSUP?
  • LISTEN BUDDY, GRASS GROWS, BIRDS FLY, SUN SHINES, AND BRUDDA, I HURT PEOPLE.
  • I'M A FORCE OF NATURE.
  • AW, MAN, LOOK AT THAT, BEAUTIFUL.
  • I DUNNO WHERE TO START WITH YOU.
  • DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?
  • BASICALLY, KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
  • AW, CRAP!
  • THIS IS A REAL FRIGGIN' EMBARRASSMENT!
  • IF YOU WHERE I WAS FROM, YOU'D BE FUCKIN' DEAD.
  • LOOK AT THIS. JUST CAVED IN YOUR SKULL, MY BAT'S STILL DRY. NO CLUMPS OF HAIR, NOTHING!
  • I. EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES! I EAT 'EM UP!
  • NEED A DISPENSER HERE!!
  • "YEAH, I DARE YA! RAGEQUIT! COME ON, MAKE US BOTH HAPPY!"
  • I AM PANCAKES!
  • YOU ARE PANCAKES!
  • SANDWICHES SUCK!
  • DROP DEAD AND GIVE ME PANCAKES!
  • HOME FREAKIN' PANCAKES!
  • I. EAT. YOUR. PANCAKES! I EAT 'EM ALL!!
  • IF YOU EAT PANCAKES, I'LL THROW IN 20 SANDWICHES ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
  • MY BLOOD!! HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!!
  • THIS SUCKS!
  • WE ARE SCREWED!
This retarded version of the Scout is actually a Civilian in disguise.
The Scout gets eaten by Snivy.

Likes

  • Sandwiches
  • Bonking
  • Bonking till his wrist hurts.
  • Pancakes
  • The Boston Red Sox
  • Baseball

Dislikes

Trivia

  • Is literally a bastard.
  • He likes to sing.
  • Is somewhat of a wigger.
  • Once said "YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY DICK, TUFF GAL. BAWNK!"
  • Always wears a hat with a microphone and headset, as he works a part-time job delivering pizza.
  • Rainbows make him cry. The only other person who can confirm this is the Spy.
  • May have been an advertiser before he became a person in Team Fortress 2.
  • When he watched Pickle Surprise, he actually laughed like a motherfucker. If he ever saw other peoples reactions to it, he'd laugh even harder!

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